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PlaceMarker Kuda & Noah's big day out
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(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)

Post: #1
05-15-2019 09:16 PM

The scene opens on a beautiful sunny day. Not a cloud in the sky, the breeze is gentle and cool. We go to a small fairground, families have picnics on the grass and screams of joy are heard in the distance. Children on the rollercoaster, people seeing the sights from the Ferris wheel and couples holding each other closely on the waltzers. The camera focuses on a couple with their toddler eating ice cream on the grass, they smile and watch as their son messily shoves the cone to his mouth.


A dark shadow covers the family.

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"Get that fucking goblin out the road, cunts."

The family look up in horror to Noah pointing at their child and Kuda's smile fading as he looks down to the child.

"You heard the man."

The family terrified quickly grab their now crying child and move out the way of the giant with a papoose. Kuda stomps down the grass as Noah pridefully sits on his hulking shoulder and make their way to the fair. They get to the ticket booth and the teenager raises an eyebrow as they approach.

TEEN: "Uh, tickets for two adults?"

"Nah cunt, I'm four. Love Fortnite and being a drain on my dad's finances."

Noah gives a friendly pat to Kuda's chest as the prehistoric hulk gives a nod. The attendant darts her eyes between the two.

TEEN: "Fifteen dollars."

Noah tuts looking away as Kuda digs into his Gucci sweatpants and tosses a few nice looking seashells at the bewildered teen. She doesn't do anything except look at the shells in front of her before she can say and do anything a loud creaking is heard as Kuda breaks the turnstile by forcing it to move to let them through. The teen pokes her head out of the booth watching the two make their way to the amusement like Kaiju heading towards Tokyo. They get to a 'test your strength' high striker and Noah hops off Kuda's shoulder, adjusting his skinny jeans.

"Your balls ever stick to your legs? Shit's the fucking worse."

Kuda looks down at his sweatpants and back up to Noah.

"Sweatpants are the sign of a man who has given up, cunt. Shouldn't leave the house in those."

Kuda gives a look at the very obvious Gucci logo printed along the legs. Noah places his hands on his hips.

"Yeah fair."

Noah picks up the hammer and gives it a swing, the bell raising only hitting halfway. The lights flash and the words light up.


Kuda laughs as Noah scowls.

"Shit's rigged, cunt."

Kuda still laughing grabs the hammer and throws it down. The bell quickly reaches the top with a loud clang.


Noah looks up with his mouth ajar.

"This machine is very ghetto."

"I like it."

A man standing silently looking at the two gives an impressed whistle and hands a large stuffed teddy bear to Noah who smiles in glee, Kuda smirks clapping Noah's shoulder. Their laughter is cut short as a beautiful woman in a tube top and short shorts walks past with a giggle, smiling at the two. The pair look back, almost drooling as she looks back with a smile eyeing up one of them top to bottom. Kuda smiles widely and takes a step forward, Noah double takes and puts a hand on Kuda's chest.

"Woah cunt, before you club her over the head and take her back to your cave, I'll save you the embarrassment of her waking up and telling you she was looking at me."


Kuda points at Noah with a burst of raucous laughter.

"You're ugly twig of a man, she wants a real man."

Noah gasps.

"I am very handsome, cunt! You're the ugly cunt, look like a mammoth's asshole."

"And you look like you come from a mammoth's asshole."

Noah grows in anger and throws down his pink teddy and puts a finger in Kuda's chest.

"That's it! Friendship over!"

Noah storms off as Kuda picks up the teddy bear with one arm and hurls it Noah's back, but is dodged and Noah gives him the finger.

"Fine! Kuda only hanging out with you out of pity anyway!"

Kuda stomps in the other diection and the scene fades.

The scene opens back up to a sobbing Kuda, sullenly walking through the park. He snatches a child's ice cream and begins to devour it as his manager Raj catches up.

"Maaaaaan fuck that guy! No used crying over useless bitch--ask Noah's mom, I told her the same thing last night after I kicked her outta bed over a lazy footjob.

He's not cool, he just goes around screaming 'cunt' to compensate for the fact that he has no clue what one looks like. You could put him in a room full of Vinnie Lane clones and he still wouldn't be able to find pussy. That unfuckable wallaby has definitely resorted to jerking his didgeridoo to the thought of a koala licking Vegemite off his nipples. Seriously, if you turned on the news tomorrow morning and the top story was 'Personality deficient wrestling wannabe arrested for using a sloth in a felching incident,' is there ANY chance that you would think of someone else before Noah? No.

I've heard virgin tears have medicinal properties so the next time you feel the sniffles coming on you just need to let him catch you in the act of barebacking his mother with video camera in hand yelling 'Worldstar!' Use some fucking rat poison as spermicide because the bitch deserves nothing more after birthing that half evolved cretin and not immediately sticking a spade through his trachea. Fuck the milkman's kid-if my wife gave birth to that fleshy defect I'd assume she got gangbanged raw in a short bus by a bunch of helmet wearing hare-lips."

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