The Boston Bruiser's butt is still a little sore (no homo) from the rabies shot he had to get injected in his buttocks after being bitten by a diseased zombie.


He doesn't know the word quit though. He is going to get a title around his waist no matter what it takes. He decides to take a shot at Tony Santos. After doing his research, the Boston Bruiser learns Tony is a borderline alcoholic and that's putting it nicely. He decides to use this to his advantage. Tony hasn't been introduced to the Boston Bruiser yet so this will also help in getting him a championship title. He learned through the grapevine that Tony is getting hammered at Chop Bar on 4th street in his home town of Oakland, California.



He walks in and the place is crowded. He starts looking for Tony and wouldn't you know it, he's in a drunken stupor sitting in a corner booth. His table is littered with Sticky Zipper bottles the #1 IPA in Oakland that's made in Oakland.


The Boston Bruiser, a few hours before, had met up with his drug guy Doug, the black one. Doug supplied him with a knock out drug that one could mix into an alcoholic drink and it would dissolve but still have the powerful side effects. I guess you could call it a regular Cosby-politan.
He walks up to the bar orders a Stick Zipper. He makes sure no one is looking and he slips the drug into the beer and twirls it around.
He walks over to Tony's table. He hands Tony the beer and Tony flashes that famous hockey smile of his. He chugs it down like it's the last drink of his life. The Boston Bruiser waits patiently. 15 minutes later Tony is knocked completely out. The Boston Bruiser goes and picks him up and starts to walk with him out of the bar. A patron nearby asks if Tony is alright, the Boston Bruiser assures him he is. He gets Tony outside and drags him into the back alleyway. He throws him down on pavement covered in trash and old bubble gum. The Boston bruiser steps on his chest and the count begins

1.......2

(05-13-2019, 05:44 AM)jbrodeur02886 Said: The Boston Bruiser's butt is still a little sore (no homo) from the rabies shot he had to get injected in his buttocks after being bitten by a diseased zombie.


He doesn't know the word quit though. He is going to get a title around his waist no matter what it takes. He decides to take a shot at Tony Santos. After doing his research, the Boston Bruiser learns Tony is a borderline alcoholic and that's putting it nicely. He decides to use this to his advantage. Tony hasn't been introduced to the Boston Bruiser yet so this will also help in getting him a championship title. He learned through the grapevine that Tony is getting hammered at Chop Bar on 4th street in his home town of Oakland, California.



He walks in and the place is crowded. He starts looking for Tony and wouldn't you know it, he's in a drunken stupor sitting in a corner booth. His table is littered with Sticky Zipper bottles the #1 IPA in Oakland that's made in Oakland.


The Boston Bruiser, a few hours before, had met up with his drug guy Doug, the black one. Doug supplied him with a knock out drug that one could mix into an alcoholic drink and it would dissolve but still have the powerful side effects. I guess you could call it a regular Cosby-politan.
He walks up to the bar orders a Stick Zipper. He makes sure no one is looking and he slips the drug into the beer and twirls it around.
He walks over to Tony's table. He hands Tony the beer and Tony flashes that famous hockey smile of his. He chugs it down like it's the last drink of his life. The Boston Bruiser waits patiently. 15 minutes later Tony is knocked completely out. The Boston Bruiser goes and picks him up and starts to walk with him out of the bar. A patron nearby asks if Tony is alright, the Boston Bruiser assures him he is. He gets Tony outside and drags him into the back alleyway. He throws him down on pavement covered in trash and old bubble gum. The Boston bruiser steps on his chest and the count begins

1.......2

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Tony comes to, having been roofied by a borderline sexual predator. Tony feels the Bruiser's foot on his chest, and smells the wretched smell of gym socks that seemingly haven't been changed in weeks, immediately regaining consciousness. Tony grabs a piece of used bubble gum, pops it in his mouth, blows a bubble, and shoves the chewed gum right on to Bruiser's belly hair.

Santos: Enjoy getting that out, you wobbly buffoon. Is that how you're going to win your first title in the XWF? By drugging the competition? You sick, stupid human being.

Tony kicks out.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

HEY HEY HEY! Don't you know it! Call me sick, call me stupid, but I'm going to get a title and if the last 2 attempts tell you anything, it's that I will go to all extremes to win. If you can't handle that maybe you should go wrestle somewhere else. BTW you owe me 20 dollars for the beer, the roofie was free.