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Noah's Small Package
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#1
05-05-2019, 02:06 PM

(Big D arrived at the arena, a small packagepin hand. He walks rolls up to a random person)

Big D: Does Noah Jackson happin to be here?

Person: Yeah, he was over there talkpin to people about cunts!

Big D: Okay, thanks.

(Big D walks over to where Noah is, sure enough, going on about cunts. Big D taps him on the shoulder and he turns around.)

Big D: Excuse me, but this was delivered to me by accident.

(Big D holds the box up for Noah. When he opens it, Big D punches him through the bottom. This throws Jackson off-guard, allowing Big D to pin him, as a ref Noah was talking to counts.)pin


1....................




2.........................

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest

(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)


#2
05-05-2019, 02:33 PM

(05-05-2019, 02:06 PM)BigD Said: (Big D arrived at the arena, a small package p in hand. He walks rolls up to a random person)

Big D: Does Noah Jackson happin to be here?

Person: Yeah, he was over there talkpin to people about cunts!

Big D: Okay, thanks.

(Big D walks over to where Noah is, sure enough, going on about cunts. Big D taps him on the shoulder and he turns around.)

Big D: Excuse me, but this was delivered to me by accident.

(Big D holds the box up for Noah. When he opens it, Big D punches him through the bottom.? This throws Jackson off-guard, allowing Big D to pin him, as a ref Noah was talking to counts.)pin


1....................




2.........................

Title Small Package
Subtitle 1, 2, 3 Time Champinon!!!!!
Sneaky pin in Big D's sig.

Think that's all of em.

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KICKOUT CUNT!

Noah fucking Jackson kips up like a champ and turns to the camera.

"Today's kick out is brought to you by Grammarly. Grammarly helps me out on a kickoutly basis as it highlights misspelled shit when some cunt puts a sneaky pin into a word and basically rapes the dictionary. It also helps out with promos, the writing step for me is something I focus on heavily and I'd look like a right cunt if I don't put a comma in the wrong place or say some of my favourite words wrong."

"Grammarly is completely free to use as an extension for your web browser and you can upgrade at any time you like for the low, low price of sixteen Aussie bucks to help wth advanced errors, such as improving your sentence structure and broadening your grammar scope. Use code SICKCUNT for 20% off at checkout."


With that, I give a smile to the camera and hit the Tim Tam Slam on BigD before strolling away.

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W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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#3
05-05-2019, 04:10 PM

I want a ruling on whether you technically pointed out the 1, 2, 3 part of the subtitle. Since everything you pointed out was in red, wanna know what they say about that.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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#4
05-06-2019, 05:53 AM

Winner and Still HMW Champion - Noah Jackson


With this title we are only looking for the word pin, the 1,2,3 or any variation of that doesn't really count.
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#5
05-06-2019, 03:48 PM

"Cheers, cunt."

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FORMER:
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W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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