hello Blackwater boys I’m here today because I noticed that you all have been struggling to have any meaningful interactions in the XWF halls, due to your subpar trash talking. although i don’t participate in such things these days I’d like to offer you children a crash course in getting in your opponents heads.

G-rated XWF megastar.

"Alright! Thanks, man. I really appreciate this favor."


"Before we get started, I need to ask you something."


"How do you manage to survive and not take yourself out of the equation of life, since you were so very obviously, born without a functioning brain?"


"Take your time, I'll just be slamming this needle full of heroin, directly into my eye, in preparation for your response."

well alright now! welcome to bad trash talkers anonymous, and by being here and admitting that you are addicted to subpar trash talk you’ve taken the very first step! so proud of you

*claps*

next we need to get you to believe that you can recover. i know it can feel dark and lonely in these big ol’ halls when youre not a championship caliber prospect, but you need to learn that just because you’ll never become a universal champion that you can still be good at your job! and we’ll get you there! by the end of this you’ll be standing shoulder-to-shoulder with guys like BWP, EDWARD, and if you try extra extra hard, well maybe you’ll be just as good as Ned Kaye.

G-rated XWF megastar.

"Were you just talking?"