It seems in a sincerely wild turn of events, Crimson Dong has already lost the X-treme Championship after falling asleep watching porn and then getting pinned. Crimson Dong woke up so livid that he stroked his dick until it was shredded so the pain of a bloody dick would overcome the pain of knowing he already lost.

Millions have been let down by this loss and people are throwing away their Dong merchandise left and right. Was this the Dong's 15 minutes of fame?