"So I think we're all well aware of the cancerous tumour that is Sarah Lacklan and I personally think it's unfair that people like Kid Kool get banned for spewing repetitive garbage but she gets away with it. So, this right here is a petition for Sarah Lacklan to shut the fuck up for once. Give us a signature if you're on board. Cheers!"
signature will also be added to help stop the victimization of Noah Jackson from one Vincent Pauline Lane.
FORMER:
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226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
"Noah! Ezra Blackwater here on behalf of The Brothers Blackwater. You have our full support, Lacklan definitely needs lessons on the quiet game. Although, by this point, when I hear her talk it sounds like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons."
Donovan Blackwater
Former 1x...
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"Hells yeah ya got my support man! Shit. Somebody's gotta take that screechin' tea kettle off the burner already."
Title History
3x X-Treme Champion
1x (and 1st ever) North Korean Champion (Now the Television Title/X-Bux Championship)
1x Tag Team Champion (Longest reigning tag team champion @273 days. 231 w/Sebastian Duke and 42 solo)
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"Cheers lads, so far Lacklan needing a time out is in the lead, followed far behind with a big ol fuck you to Mastermind and only 1 vote supporting Lacklans screeching autism from XWFs resident ."
"We're making a difference boys and girls."
FORMER:
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226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Yeah, home girl is like....ALL OVER. And I really tried to warn her during our epic level promo war leading up to March Madness that doing what she does would earn her a one way ticket to some serious Cena-esque "go away forever, you're entertainment poison" heat. She didn't listen.
BUT! Since when has the XWF ever been about censorship? Since when have we ever asked someone to go away because they talked too much trash? I don't think that's the XWF way. No, the XWF way would involve beating her and making her eat those words. And she hasn't been beaten. Yet.
So, I think if anyone has that big a problem with her, don't censor her. Beat her. It's how we should do things.
Oh, and incidentally I voted for the Mastermind option 'cuz the jerk kicked out of like three of Lux's attempts and didn't even make it funny. A pox on him!
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Kuda
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(04-24-2019, 04:36 PM)Lux Said: ...BUT! Since when has the XWF ever been about censorship?...
I don't know about anyone else, but I've been impatiently waiting for Kuda to go work it and take that Federweight Title from her.
June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion
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"Lacklan needing a personal ad blocker is still in the lead, there are apparently 4 people in the XWF with severe brain damage, send a like and prayer to these poor idiots. Two fuck yous to that cunt Mastermind."
"And, Sarah hasn't said any inane bullshit for what? 12 hours? Must be a personal record, we are making a difference here mates."
FORMER:
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226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Kuda
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Traditionalists (has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Sun Mar 10 2019
Posts: 56
8,506
Likes Given: 50
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Hates Received: 3 in 3 posts
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Hates Received: 3 in 3 posts
Reputation:
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(04-25-2019, 12:18 PM)Lux Said: What an odd hill for a black man to die on.
Did you just assume his race?
You're right. I should have said "what an odd hill for a defrosted caveman with an oddly accurate grasp of modern language to die on."
”You’re referring to the guy who has said approximately one word with more than one syllable? That guy? Who has said maybe 15 words total since coming to the XWF? Or are you being disgustingly lazy and assuming that, despite not looking or sounding remotely similar, Kuda and I are one in the same? If your reasoning is as half-assed as your research I’d suggest saving face and fucking off to the same timeout chair that I sent the Bland Wizard to.”
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Can we get back to the topic at hand here, which is the fact that Sarah Lacklan needs to shut the fuck up?
XWF Record - 212-95-9
XWF All Time Wins Record Holder
Official XWF Legend
3x XWF Anarchy Champion
3x XWF World Champion
8x XWF Canadian Champion (Record for most Canadian Title reigns)
1x XWF Hart Champion
6x XWF X-Treme Champion
5x XWF Tag Team Champion
2x XWF United States Champion
Inaugural XWF IDL Champion
1x XWF King of Anarchy
1x XWF King of Massacre
1x XWF Stable Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - May 2007
XWF Star Of The Month - July 2009
XWF Star Of The Month - December 2019
XWF Star Of The Month - December 2021
XWF Holiday Battle Royal Winner - 2007
(04-25-2019, 12:24 PM)Darius Xavier Said: Did you just assume his race?
You're right. I should have said "what an odd hill for a defrosted caveman with an oddly accurate grasp of modern language to die on."
”You’re referring to the guy who has said approximately one word with more than one syllable? That guy? Who has said maybe 15 words total since coming to the XWF? Or are you being disgustingly lazy and assuming that, despite not looking or sounding remotely similar, Kuda and I are one in the same? If your reasoning is as half-assed as your research I’d suggest saving face and fucking off to the same timeout chair that I sent the Bland Wizard to.”
(04-25-2019, 08:18 PM)Luna Hightower Said: "If you hate her so much. Then go beat the shit outta her or kill her. Whichever one. Yeah. She talks alot but I don't see anything wrong with it."
#absolute_truth
iAm fluid... my gender, my sexuality, my personality...
as fluid as the drops of water pouring down upon us from the heavens above
(04-25-2019, 08:18 PM)Luna Hightower Said: "If you hate her so much. Then go beat the shit outta her or kill her. Whichever one. Yeah. She talks alot but I don't see anything wrong with it."
"Maybe if you learned how to cut a promo I'd consider your terrible advice."
"Also, how many times have people beaten cunts like Peter Gilmour? He's still leaving a trail of verbal diarrhea where ever he goes. Even if I kill the cunt, cucks like Rain and Zane Norrison are proof that death doesn't seem to be permanent around here."
"Think for a minute you Hatsune Miku looking bitch."
FORMER:
W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81
Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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