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Fuck You, TV Ep 1 (feat Rain, anyone)
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#1
04-19-2019, 04:18 PM

[The scene opens to Eric sitting on his chair, with his desk intact. He looks over his notes, until his co host, Kali MuMu, instructs him to do a monologue, which made Eric nervous. About ten minutes later, he stands near the mic.]


"What about them rainbows huh? Too much RAIN in those bows that shine out of the sky!"


[Canned laughter plays, as Kali is texting on her phone.]


"Oh Come on Kali, you know that it is funny!"


"Hell no, who do you have lined up for this show?"


"I don't know, some guy named Rain."


"Well here's a joke for you, who is a Rain? Is it a guy who keeps on pouring water in the set? I hope he's better then you."

["OOO" erupts in the "crowd" and Eric pulls out a cheeseburger, and hands it to her. Kali takes a bite, and Eric pulls out a gun and shoots her without looking. Then it freeze frames into sponsor of the show. Then the scene comes back on with Eric with a bunch of note cards, filled with drawings of NAZI symbols, as he announces his guest.]


"Let me introduce to you my first guest, Rain!"


[The studio "audiences" starts to clap for anyone to show up, while Eric makes out with a stuffed bear with a photo of Roxy Cotton on it. As Kali starts to pull a bag of doritos, and starts to grabs a bag full and gnaws down on em. While the live band kept playing on.]

Eric's uh....uh....fuck it, just tell em what he did:
~Had Three most over wrestlers on his show!
~Managed to bare his soul to the world!
~Had a brief (mostly forgettable) Podcast with now "retired" Tommy!
~Was Not even officially the Federweight Champion (despise what that sex machine Greggo says!)
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#2
04-20-2019, 06:42 AM



[The live band stops abruptly as "Love Like Winter" by AFI begins to play on the cheap speakers, as Rain walks through a flimsy, carboard 'door'. He is beaming, as he sits down on the cheap plastic kiddie chair next to Eric's crappy old worn-down desk.]

Rain: Hey Eric. Anyone ever tell you you look a HELL of a lot like Eric Andre? Are you guys like, twins or somethin'?? XD

[The "audience" laughs electronically, as Polulu looks slightly upset, put off that this guy would make the mistake of comparing him to this 'Eric Andre' cat, whoever THAT is....

Rain: So, Eric, what's your first question for 'The Queen of Queer'?? ^__^ <333

+ ~ tbc by eric, or anyone ~ +

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iAm fluid... my gender, my sexuality, my personality...
as fluid as the drops of water pouring down upon us from the heavens above


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Eric Polulu Away
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(boring as fuck; promos act as sleeping medicine; never recognized in public)


#3
04-20-2019, 09:01 AM

[Suddenly, Eric transformed into a clone of Rain, holding a mirror applying red lipstick disgustedly, as Kali looks at rain with a disgusted face.]

"Took you long enough, had issues with your queer make up?"

[Rain then gets up from the plastic chair, and squares up to Kali, but Eric breaks up the tension, while the "audience" instates a fight. .]

"Hey lets listen to some music!"

[]

[It abruptly cuts to Eric back on his desk, in his regular outfit as he struggles to not lash at Rain.]

"Hey Rainy poo, I know that Kali issa bitch. So, I want to uh... apologize for her behavior."

[Kali rolls her eyes at Eric.]

"Anyways, yes I am Eric but not exactly Andre. People tend to get us mixed up a lot, in fact... i'm his long lost twin brother!"

["AHHH" screamed the audiences, then shows a picture of his head over a fetus. Rain looked freaked out by the image.]

"That's neither here to there, so Rain what made you join XWF in the first place. How much heat you have in the locker room, I hear that the boys are not exactly... "fond" of your presents there."

[Before Rain can even speak, Eric gets interrupted by a Anti-Queer male.]

"The Ultimate Warrior once said, Queering doesn't make the world work. Why he hurr?"

"Security escort this Queer basher outta hurr...durr!"

[The male escorted by two nude security guards, and Rain tries to answer his question.]

TBC: Anyone or Rain.

Eric's uh....uh....fuck it, just tell em what he did:
~Had Three most over wrestlers on his show!
~Managed to bare his soul to the world!
~Had a brief (mostly forgettable) Podcast with now "retired" Tommy!
~Was Not even officially the Federweight Champion (despise what that sex machine Greggo says!)
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#4
04-20-2019, 11:15 AM

[Suddenly, Rain's lover, Tony Santiani, comes onto the set.]


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Tony: LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!

[Eric looks a bit worried, while Kali just continues to look at her phone. Tony then removes his hockey mask.]


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[...apparently he also removes a shirt or two....GAWD THIS GUY IS HAWTT!! XD ]

Rain: OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo, Tony-Tone!! You're lookin' SMOKIN' 2nite, hunny! ^___^

Tony: Yo, Reevie-kins, why are ya on the Eric Andre show? Adult Swim nowadayz is fah losers and chumps!! Ya too good fah this, raYne!!

Rain: It's RAIN, not raYne!

[Kali looks up from her phone for a second, wondering how in the HELL Rain was able to tell the difference. o__O ..... Eric also lets them know that Andre is his long lost twin brother!! Without the exclamation points this time. Tony looks out at the 'audiences'... which is actually a kareoke machine.]

Tony: You don't even have a real audience!!! Glad I got my hockey stick.........


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[Tony steps over to the machine and starts BASHING AWAY AT IT LIKE A CRACK-ADDICTED CHIMP ON STEROIDZ!!!!!!!.... Eventually, the machine is a broken mess]

Tony: I always HATED them damn things!! Actin' like they own the world!!! Wht do they know?! >:^(

[Tony shakes his head, before walking over to the set of chairs beside Eric's desk, and the big guy plops on down, patting his knee. Rain giddily sets down upon Tony's left leg, wrapping his arms tightly around his man. Eric looks unsettled by the show of male-to-male affection, but he decides to shrug it off. Kali glances up from her phone and rolls her eyes again, before returning to her cell phone.]

Rain: I joined up with the XWF back in 2013. Only a month later, I depressed everyone on the roster so terribly that they forged together and cut me to ribbons. I still have the nightmares, all of them. ALL of the nightmares. >_< ...Then? THEN I returned as a demonic changeling, but I still didn't get the treatment I deserved, the glitz, the glamour, the marquees and the moolah!!!


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Rain: Instead, Sid Feder shoved a toilet plunger in my face and I was gone for a while. I would return, leave, and repeat till this past year. I'm FINALLY ready to kick some major hiney, and I'm not afraid to break a nail!! XD ....Also, FUCK the boys in the back!! >:^O

Tony: I would. :P

Rain: Oh stahp!!! Hush your sweet lil face, baby!! ^___^ <33333 xoxo

[Tony and Rain share a quick eskimo kiss, rubbing their noses together. Rain then 'boops' Tony on the nose, as 'The Queen of Queer' turns his focus back on Eric.]

Rain: As for that BITCH in the "audience"? Sure, Ulty Warry mighta said that....but lookit him now. ... Oh, that's right, you can't. Not without a shovel anyway!!!!!!! XD ^.^ ........Ooohh, and btw, 411, those naked security guards were GAWR-JUSS!!!!!!! <3333333333333 xoxoxoxoxo ^_____^

[Eric simply looks toward the camera, shaking his head in utter disbelief.]


+ ~ tbc by eric, or anyone ~ +

[Image: Dahvie-vanity-botdf-crew-31823997_zpsgzuqvwx0.gif]

iAm fluid... my gender, my sexuality, my personality...
as fluid as the drops of water pouring down upon us from the heavens above


Former 24/7 Xtreme Champion [x1]
Born: 10.31.89 -- Died: 09.13.13 | ReBorn: 08.11.2014 | #emoHero | #BROKEN

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#5
04-20-2019, 11:51 AM

Get a new guy to interview, dude.

This one's dead.

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