Why you flippin villains! Oh well, I bet my BLT sandwich had gone bad anyway and I'm sure Vinnie has this place insured supremely well, according to the letter of the law!
Hey, I'm actually glad for you gals! After all that in-fighting you've been doing about who the best wrestler of the two of you is, I'm glad I've had the opportunity to be the catalyst of this unique bonding experience. Keep it going, girls, the power of friendship is powerful! I'll let you know when Vinnie has arranged my new locker so you can set that one on fire too. Just remember to stay safe and keep away from the flames, I wouldn't want you to get burnt. All that makeup you wear is highly flammable and safety should always be your number one priority, even when pulling pranks!