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Post: #41
04-16-2019 07:59 AM

I was ALL set to be all #CoolKidsCleanSweep last night in Chicago after Ang and my Beloved won their respective tag matches, but then I remembered that Rox ended up flat on her back...and not in the good way. SO glad I didn't embarrass Rox like that! Dodged a bullet!


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Post: #42
04-16-2019 09:36 AM

OMG! I have NO IDEA HOW but Dolly somehow got my WORK address switched with my HOME address for my latest shipment from Claire's and now the freakin' MAIL GUY has one of my packages! I am going to KILL that little shit if I ever find her 😡😡😡😡


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Post: #43
04-16-2019 08:56 PM

Some douchenozzle went at my pal Trixie today because he didn't "measure up," if you know what I mean, and the entire business came to her defense. Even the WORST people I know! Cray!


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Post: #44
04-17-2019 01:47 PM

Jesus CHRIST! I stepped on one of Kenzi's stupid empty Doritos bags, slid, like, 27 feet, and slammed my big toe into the coffee table!! It hurts so much!!!!! I swear to GOD that I am going to beat that black ass until it's PURPLE when she gets home. She WILL stop leaving her trash everywh OH GOD MY TOE HURTS IMMA DIE


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Post: #45
04-17-2019 03:26 PM

Stepping out of nowhere and everywhere at the same time, Azrael appears. Doing a double take when he witnesses Sarah McLachlan Lacklan.


"Hello nurse!"

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Post: #46
04-17-2019 04:02 PM

(04-17-2019 01:47 PM)Lacklan Said:  Jesus CHRIST! I stepped on one of Kenzi's stupid empty Doritos bags, slid, like, 27 feet, and slammed my big toe into the coffee table!! It hurts so much!!!!! I swear to GOD that I am going to beat that black ass until it's PURPLE when she gets home. She WILL stop leaving her trash everywh OH GOD MY TOE HURTS IMMA DIE

Did this dumb slit really just have a full on conversation with herself? What in the fuck? Hey hoe, how about you have a conversation with the business end of a double barrel shotgun? You think you could do that for us?

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Post: #47
04-17-2019 04:14 PM

"Why don't you follow your own advice?"


"Hey.... did anyone ever tell you, that you look like Sebastian Duke?"

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Post: #48
04-17-2019 04:22 PM

Did any ever tell you that you look like every cliche edgy trans queer ever?

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Post: #49
04-17-2019 05:09 PM

(04-17-2019 04:22 PM)Mingermind Said:  Did any ever tell you that you look like every cliche edgy trans queer ever?


"Did any what? Any human? Horse? Shit filled condom? Any what? Were you just experiencing a stroke while trying desperately to insult me? Is that what went down here?"


"Well, much like you do constantly and repeatedly through life, you failed."


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"Can you see the look of shock adorning my face, that's meant for you."


"Fucking douche."

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Post: #50
04-17-2019 07:22 PM

Minger, did anyone tell you that you look A LOT like Mastermind, is he your intelligent older brother??

You should totez finish special ed, maybe then you'll grow up to be an Xtreme champ too, good luck kiddo!!! XD

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Post: #51
04-17-2019 09:14 PM

My new job is full of horrendously stupid people. ESPECIALLY that trash panda and her side bitch. Like, OMG, ya know?


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Post: #52
04-18-2019 08:26 AM

On the one hand, my spirit is WAY high because me being around is making EVERYONE ubes active in my new company. But on the other, my spirit is WAY low because said company is sending me to FUCKING HICKSVILLE CONNECTICUT TODAY. GodDAMNit, Vinnie! Ugh! He is SO going to get an earful from me tonight! Need to figure out a way to get the fuck out of there before the hillbillies start thinking I look like one of their cousins. So gross.


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Post: #53
04-18-2019 01:30 PM

(04-17-2019 01:47 PM)Lacklan Said:  Jesus CHRIST! I stepped on one of Kenzi's stupid empty Doritos bags, slid, like, 27 feet, and slammed my big toe into the coffee table!! It hurts so much!!!!! I swear to GOD that I am going to beat that black ass until it's PURPLE when she gets home. She WILL stop leaving her trash everywh OH GOD MY TOE HURTS IMMA DIE

You love Kenzi's trash...
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Post: #54
04-19-2019 11:12 PM

Been a LONG day...got into a fight with Kenzi last night...we're working on it...but I logged on right now and discovered that that useless cunt Melinda Rhodes got fired again. Today has suddenly become a good one.


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Post: #55
04-23-2019 09:37 AM

I'm not POSITIVE, but I think Dolly got taken in by a drug cartel on one of her "excursions" into Mexico and is probs already married off to some drug lord. Gonna be SO jelly if she gets preggers.


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Post: #56
04-23-2019 09:48 AM

One of my threads has over 600 views, and I just KNOW that, like, half of them are people like Kuda and Lux trying to figure out what they are supposed to promo about (because of their lack of skill or originality, obvs), and another quarter are just TinyD using me as stroke material, and FUCK that's gross


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Post: #57
04-23-2019 12:15 PM

Spent some time with Angie and there is CAT HAIR EVERYWHERE AGAIN OMG HOW IS IT MULTIPLYING


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Post: #58
04-23-2019 04:40 PM

That gross guy who swears too much keeps talking about that Twitter account that I don't have. Why is he so obsessed with me?


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Post: #59
04-23-2019 05:00 PM

"Dear imaginary diary,

Some dumb cunt actually believes she's fooling people into thinking that she doesn't run two or three separate Twitter accounts under different names despite them all posting the same bullshit and typing in the same manner as said cunt. Also, says I'm obsessed when she's the one who has talked about my promos on two separate occasions first, that I know of."

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Post: #60
04-23-2019 06:07 PM

Triggered one of my particularly dumb and smelly stalkers into outing how much of an edgelord tryhard he is when he made some baseless and false allegations without a single shred of evidence in a pathetic attempt to save face in front of our peers and co-workers. He should ask Lux how well that tactic worked out for him.


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Post: #61
04-23-2019 06:10 PM

"Gonna take a page out of Lacklan's book here and just make this bullshit about me despite it annoying literally everyone."

I clear my throat and put on my best Lacklan impersonation which is a cross between a 1800s Londoner and an early 90s valley girl?

"Sooo Ned Kaye keeps posting his promos right after mine and it's just TOTES annoying! It's like he wants to fuck me or something, eww gross. Good thing I can just say people want to fuck me instead of thinking of a decent comeback using my brain. LOL better use my amazing push to do mediocre on Anarchy!"

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Post: #62
04-23-2019 06:47 PM

(04-23-2019 06:07 PM)Lacklan Said:  Triggered one of my particularly dumb and smelly stalkers into outing how much of an edgelord tryhard he is when he made some baseless and false allegations without a single shred of evidence in a pathetic attempt to save face in front of our peers and co-workers. He should ask Lux how well that tactic worked out for him.

When do you want your rent money?

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Post: #63
04-23-2019 06:52 PM

My stalkers are SO triggered today 😳


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Post: #64
04-23-2019 06:54 PM

(04-23-2019 06:52 PM)Lacklan Said:  My stalkers are SO triggered today 😳

Can I have a room mate? I mean, there's this whole empty room in your brain space where your God tier push was supposed to go so I figure it should be good, right?

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Post: #65
yesterday 06:25 AM

Ugh. Got another reminder of Kenzi's penchant for petting stray dogs. Seeing Baumer, Reeves, and Steele was TOTES what I wanted to do 😒


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