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Greggo [manager for hire / will try to help you win]
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GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Offline
Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101

XWF FanBase:

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)

Post: #1
01-15-2013 08:10 PM

Greggo is not an actual competitor but he will manage you if you need a manager. A manager can RP once on your behalf and that RP will help boost your own work for that week/match by a small amount. The actual boost only kicks in if you're NOT the favorite to win that match. If you're the favorite to win then a manager's RP won't actually boost your score BUT he can still get involved during the match and help you during the show. Greggo on rare occasions may also accept tag team matches if somebody specifically wants him as their partner. He'll also manage a tag team if they need him.

In-Ring Name: Greggo

Wrestler's Real Name (if applicable): Greggo

New to XWF or a returning roster member?: Claims to be a former CCWF Universal Champion

Hometown: He'll never tell

Personality: Squirmy and touchy-feely but also pretty sick in the head. He's not overbearing at all and normally will seem timid... until you realize his hand is on your thigh, or notice him chewing a goat liver.

Alignment (heel/face/tweener): Look under my avatar!

Physical Build Description: Not very built. Doesn't work out in any traditional sense that XWF would recognize as legitimate training. Animal products are used in certain rituals.

Ring Attire: Casual dress of any kind. Sweat pants or ripped jeans.... nothing... whatever works.

Out Of Ring/Casual Attire: Same as above, except even more likely to be the "nothing" option.

Ethnicity: Possibly some Spanish and he claims there is African American in his blood...

Pic Base: [Image: ilzhw2.jpg]

Wrestling Style: Grungy and dirty. Sometimes slimy.

Strengths: Affectionate, loving, caring

Weaknesses: Can be possessive, selfish, and downright creepy

Entrance Theme Music: Halloween III by The Bleeding Light

Entrance Description: Halloween III plays over the speakers as Greggo makes his way through the crowd, occasionally stopping to make out with or grope various people in the audience; both male and female.

Top 15-20 Commonly Used, Standard Moves: All the moves of Disco Inferno, Kwee Wee, Norman Smiley, and he tries to do Ryback moves but usually isn't strong enough

Trademark Move: Testicle Tuner
Description: A targeting of the groin with inanimate objects

Primary Finisher: SEX
Description: Greggo starts dry humping the opponent and tries to have sex with them

Secondary Finisher if applicable: Ode To The Father
Description: Small Package Rollup Pin

Favorite Weapon if any: Sex

Additional notes: If you want Greggo in your corner, let Shane Carver know. Greggo will do his best to help you win your match, including possible interference and/or distractions!

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
10) Victory, no matter the means

-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)

-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.

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