(we see Big D at a Pancheros, at the front of the line. Behind Big D, there happins to be an XWF official also waiting.)

Pancheros Employee : "Would you like black or pinto beans?

Big D: Pinto.

(While waiting for the guy to add the ingredients, Big D turns and looks out the window. There, he sees EDWARD gazing into the restaurant in awe. Big D begins to walk towards the door, dragging the referee with him. Big D walks out the door and walks up to EDWARD, who doesn't seem to notice him.)

Big D: Uuuuuum

(Big D rolls EDWARD up into a schoolboy, hopefully this pin will be enough as the ref makes the count.)

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


pin

Looks like EDWARD lost his shinny.

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Big D!

Edward is not going to be happy about this

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
[spoiler]

God is dead.

YOU NOT STRONG WARRIOR! YOU USE TRICK TO TAKE EDWARD SHINNY!

"Savage, April 13th, my client Edward officially challenges you Big D. Do you think that you can go blow for blow with the strongest warrior of the..."

He leans in close to Edward and whispers in his ear.

"What Island are you a native of again?"

THE BIG ONE!

"Of course."

He pulls away from Edward and stands confidently, leaning on his cane with both hands in front of him.

"Nevertheless, the challenge is issued. Care to prove that your win here wasn't nothing more than a simple fluke?"

Hell, if I SOMEHOW pick up this belt before then, how about the two of us clash?? Seeing as you ARE the one that STOLE the belt from me in the first place. Hell, why don't you make your fellow caveBITCH Kuda play the role of ref, just so when I beat the ever-lovin' crap out of you and take the strap, you can't moan and groan like Rain. See your fat ass soon, MONKEY!!! XD

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