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Bilbo's Cat
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Bilbo Blumpkinz Offline
I'm here for the bitches.



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01-23-2019, 08:06 AM

"Got it this time for sure."

Bilbo leaves a trail of Cadbury Creme Eggs that he's been saving since he got them for Easter in 1993 as a schoolboy to a big cardboard box held up by a stick. Lux of course can't resist the delicious candies and falls right for Bilbo's trap. As soon as Lux is under the box, Bilbo speeds by in his mobility scooter, makes a hairpin turn, and uses one arthritic gnarly leg to kick out the stick, trapping Lux under the box in a neat, small package.

Since we can't actually SEE Lux, we have to assume that he's both pinned AND not pinned at the same time. That's just physics.

Bilbo pees on the box while his rims spin, and it's definitely got some blood in it.

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