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John Lewis' Press Conference
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Post: #41
01-22-2019 01:52 PM

(01-22-2019 01:23 PM)Dolly Waters Said:  "Awe, you're making blush.

Blush in a type of way caused by feeling embarrassed listening to a grown man use the word 'adorbs'.

It's okay. I'm used to it. Most everyone I've beaten has used some form of excuse or another. Steroids is the primary go to, but I've got to say your entire 'acting' bit is at least an original foul cry.

Though the honorable thing of course, in your case, would just be admitting that you shit the bed, and that you obviously weren't at your best.

But nah it's cool.

We'll just keep this in our back pocket until we meet up and your forced to 'act' against me again. So until then, au revoir mon ami!


"Yeah, I don't really have an issue with saying things. That's kinda my thing. Just this morning, I was talking to my girlfriend, Abigail and asked her what the success rate of me, forming an army of chipmunks, that's trained to do my bidding, would be. She's used to my shenanigans by now though."


"Anyway, you say... I'm making blush?"


"What does that mean?"


"Did Darius share some of his bath salts, with you?"


"Are you trying to say that I made you blush?"


"Awww... I'm flattered. I'm really too old for you though. I'm also taken. Nice save by pretending that your words were derived from anything, beyond developing a crush on me, based on my kindness and of course, my devastatingly, magnificent looks. I don't blame you. I am an absolute adonis."


"I'm sure there's guys that are your own age, you can direct that sort of attention towards."


"Anyway, I don't really see another match in our future, but you never know."


"Tell you what, instead of sparing your delicate, little girl feelings, if we wind up facing each other again, I'll just pin you, right off the bat and make it quick. Deal?"


"Just try not to faint when that happens. You know, from being overwhelmed. At least, attempt to keep your composure and wits about yourself, okay? You wouldn't want to come off as silly and desperate. Now that really would be something to be embarrassed about."

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Post: #42
01-22-2019 02:02 PM

(01-22-2019 01:48 PM)Darius Xavier Said:  Thank you for demonstrating for everyone that when I tell you to dance you won't hesitate to do so. Now whose the monkey?


"Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it easier to look in the mirror, boss."


"You're the general manager that's having a verbal exchange with one of your subordinates."


"Don't you have some important, general manager type of work, that needs to be done?"


"Oh wait. That's what the coherent, competent general managers, take care of... for you, right? My mistake."


"I forgot who I was talking to for a second."


"I think I got a contact high from your bath salts, somehow."

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Post: #43
01-22-2019 02:07 PM

Would you like a banana?
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Post: #44
01-22-2019 02:12 PM

"I'm sorry, I don't swing that way."


"Ezra does but he's not into dark meat, if you know what I'm saying."


"Unless, you walk around with an actual bunch of bananas on you, for some reason."


"Yet, I'm the monkey, right?"


"Hilarious."

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Post: #45
01-22-2019 02:16 PM

Yes, yes you are. It's good to see you're finally learning though. It's like watching a new baby learn to take it's first steps all on it's own. By the end of the month you'll be cutting promos that people are actually going to want to watch. Maybe.
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Post: #46
01-22-2019 02:18 PM

(01-22-2019 02:07 PM)Darius Xavier Said:  Would you like a banana?

Ah, damn Darius.

He doesn't need any potassium to help him.

The cramps are obviously in his pussy because he's too fucking lazy to pull any extremity. Didn't you hear him earlier? Dude has been begging for a water for hours now, but cranberry juice might make more sense.

My first period was a bitch too.

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Post: #47
01-22-2019 02:27 PM

"Right. Good story, boss. Real, stellar quality, fiction. You should try writing some of this stuff down. You know, since you aren't doing any actual work anyway."


"As for you little one, are you still hearing me ask for a water cause that happened... like a while ago. As in past tense. Happened. Not currently going on, right now."


"Shit. How much bath salts, did you take?"


"Shame on you Darius, giving a small child, hardcore, illegal drugs. What the fuck is wrong with you?"


"Oh right, you're an imbecile."

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Post: #48
01-22-2019 02:31 PM

Keep throwing shit at the wall hoping some of it sticks. I'm sure your brothers are there patting you on the back telling you how great you're doing. The rest of us however can see that you are getting dog walked by an adolescent girl.
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Post: #49
01-22-2019 02:42 PM

"Oh fuck! It's one of those: 'I'm edgy because I make grammatical corrections and know things and stuff' kind of guys.

I forget how intimidating Alex Trebek can be.

It's not a wonder your panties got all wet when you saw Olive return. I'm sure a back and forth between you two would be absolute, awe inspiring pseudo intellectual gnashing of the who-gives-a-fucks!

Anyway, I've been standing around here in my pjs with this bowl of cereal for too long now, and have literally accomplished nothing today. What a fucking waste.

See you later, Darius. Donovan, make sure your wife picks up an extra pack of tampons for you."

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Post: #50
01-22-2019 03:03 PM

"Darius. I don't need to hope that shit sticks, you're living proof. You turd covered, living wall, you."


"I also don't need anyone to tell me that I'm great, I know I'm fucking amazing. Light years beyond you, in every way possible. It's not your fault though. You can't help but be you. It's why you think that I'm being 'dog walked' by an adolescent girl."


"As for you Dolly, when you see me laughing, it's because of your naive, little girl, type comments."


"Why were you just standing there, holding your bowl of cereal, you could have eaten it. Oh right. You're self conscious. It's a teenager thing, right? Yeah, I never had that. My brother Ezra was and still is... the awkward one."


"Oh and I don't have a wife. Girlfriend. Baby mama. Not a wifey though. Crap. She's probably going to hear this and get ideas."


"Shit. I shouldn't have said that out loud. Dammit."


"I'm fairly certain that I'm in trouble now."


"Thanks a lot, Dolly."

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Post: #51
01-22-2019 06:28 PM

This keeps getting better and better

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Post: #52
01-22-2019 07:13 PM

(01-22-2019 06:28 PM)drezdin5788 Said:  This keeps getting better and better

John and Robert see Drezdin finally appear and Robert steps up to him calm and cool speaking in a matter of fact voice.

Robert: So, what do ya say big guy? Do you accept John Lewis' challenge or not?

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Post: #53
01-22-2019 07:53 PM

I told him i accept his challenge. His ass is mine

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Post: #54
01-22-2019 11:02 PM

Ezra Blackwater hears Drezdin and is momentarily, taken aback by the man's direct and to the point words.


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"Oh wow. His ass is yours? Is that a stipulation for your match, or merely a statement in regards to the future and what you plan on happening? Outside of the ring? If it's the latter, are you going to at least by him dinner, before you take his ass as yours? Or is this like a... wham, bam, thank you sir, can I have another, type of scenario? Please Drezdin, inquiring minds want to know."

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Post: #55
01-23-2019 02:28 AM

LOL....One, you sick pervert

Two, your wrong, its just a statement, a praphetcy of what it is to come when we face off in the ring.....Or how ever you pronounce d the word.

Three, all i was saying was that some rookie wanted to make a name for him self. So in order for that to haapen he figures to go out and challenge the biggest dog in the yard, me.

What he doesnt know or should i say knows now that after i capture my first singles gold and make zane norris my bitch number 3, is that this home boy will become my bitch number 4.

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Post: #56
01-23-2019 07:50 AM

(01-23-2019 02:28 AM)drezdin5788 Said:  LOL....One, you sick pervert

Two, your wrong, its just a statement, a praphetcy of what it is to come when we face off in the ring.....Or how ever you pronounce d the word.

Three, all i was saying was that some rookie wanted to make a name for him self. So in order for that to haapen he figures to go out and challenge the biggest dog in the yard, me.

What he doesnt know or should i say knows now that after i capture my first singles gold and make zane norris my bitch number 3, is that this home boy will become my bitch number 4.

"So close but no cigar."

"My last name is Norrison."

"Like Morrison but with an N."

"Really looking forward to our match buddy."

"I'm going to scramble some human brains with eggs now."

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Post: #57
01-23-2019 07:59 AM

"Wow Zane, that's edgy dude! I remember thinking that episode of iZombie was really pushing the limits of TV-14, but, I'm glad you weren't too stressed by it. XWF is more for people who are NC-17, but that's cool. Hey, what did you think of the Gilmore Girls reunion back in '16?"

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Post: #58
01-23-2019 08:17 AM

Bilbo rolls in on his power scooter with ground effects and rims. Seeing Dolly, he crushes a Viagra on one of his arm rests and snorts it up.

"Sup. You ever had that flat chest cummed on by a real man?"


(01-22-2019 02:42 PM)Dolly Waters Said:  "Oh fuck! It's one of those: 'I'm edgy because I make grammatical corrections and know things and stuff' kind of guys.

I forget how intimidating Alex Trebek can be.

It's not a wonder your panties got all wet when you saw Olive return. I'm sure a back and forth between you two would be absolute, awe inspiring pseudo intellectual gnashing of the who-gives-a-fucks!

Anyway, I've been standing around here in my pjs with this bowl of cereal for too long now, and have literally accomplished nothing today. What a fucking waste.

See you later, Darius. Donovan, make sure your wife picks up an extra pack of tampons for you."

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Post: #59
01-23-2019 08:19 AM

(01-23-2019 07:59 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  "Wow Zane, that's edgy dude! I remember thinking that episode of iZombie was really pushing the limits of TV-14, but, I'm glad you weren't too stressed by it. XWF is more for people who are NC-17, but that's cool. Hey, what did you think of the Gilmore Girls reunion back in '16?"

"Dude! I am nowhere near as awesome as the chick from IZombie! She solves crimes. She is a total badass, comic book, super hero. The brains that she eats, help her to aid the police in solving murcers. Plus she is fucking hot. If only she were a real zombie. Meanwhile, I just eat brains, to sustain an insatiable hunger and stop myself from turning into a monster, full fledged. Zombie life and all. Real problems."

"So you watch Gilmore Girls... that's... cool?"

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Post: #60
01-23-2019 04:36 PM

(01-23-2019 08:19 AM)Zane Norrison Said:  "So you watch Gilmore Girls... that's... cool?"[/color]

Robert Pearsell stands against the wall wondering what's wrong with Gilmour Girls.

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Post: #61
01-23-2019 09:57 PM

Im looking at the reason

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