Pyro goes off around the arena, the crowd get hype.

Vivaldi's Il Gardellino in D plays through the speakers, the crowds hype is met with confusion. Atticus Black walks onto the ramp with a smile and a cup of tea, he takes a sip and hands the cup over to production staff, he then adjusts his glasses and raises the microphone.

"Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Atticus Black and I am the new general manager for Saturday Night Savage! With a lot of help from the wonderful Taylor Mayde we hope to steer Savage from the vanity project that Miss Jennifer Myst made it into something much greater. My hope is that Savage will once again become the best weekly show on television with a focus on the people who matter. You in the crowd and the audience watching at home, and the wrestlers that make this company what it is. I'm not one for speeches so I'll make this brief, ladies and gentleman we are XWF and this is Saturday Night Savage!"

Pyro continues to go off as Atticus turns with a wave and makes his leave to the back.

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If I was invisible by Clay Aiken plays and Sebasstian Dyke walks down the ring sulking like a little bitch.

Intergalactic by Beastie Boys plays and Random enters doing the robot.

Sebasstian Dyke - vs - Random Singles

Random and Dyke stare at each other from across the ring, Dyke sniffles and wipes tears from his eye. Random looks around and sniffs a bump of cocaine from the side of his fist. The bell sounds and the two snap to each other Dyke rushes Random and lifts a big boot but Random ducks under the attack and Sebasstian lands groin first into the turnbuckle; Dyke goes cross-eyed and falls like a fallen tree against the mat. Random stomps down hard against Dyke's forehead and pulls him up only to throw him back down with a strong piledriver. Dyke lies prone and Random taunts to the crowd, only to be stopped short by Sebasstian swiping at Random's heel causing him to fall. Dyke crawls on top of Random and straddles him, doesn't really attack just air humps like an old dog. Random tries to throw elbows back into Dyke but Sebasstian dodges and weaves the blows, keeping his rhythm. Random suddenly gets a hair-brained idea, he rolls quickly and suddenly to face Dyke and kisses him passionately. This shocks Dyke, making him blush; while he is stunned Random headbutts Dyke off him and hops to his feet and drops Sebasstian down with RANDOMIZER. Dyke crashes against the mat after the Protobomb and Random goes for the pin.


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We come back from commercial, Jessalyn Hart starts in the ring.

Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benatar plays, Vita Valenteen bounces onto the apron and walks down the ramp joining her teammate as the crowd sing along to her theme.

No music plays as JobBerToo & Tree walk through an explosion towards the ring. The crowd boo throwing random pieces of garbage at the duo.

Jessalyn Hart & Vita Valenteen - vs - Job Ber Too & Job Ber Tree Tornado Tag Match

All four combatants look across the ring glaring at one another. The bell sounds and Jessalyn Hart pushes in front of Vita with a confident look, Valenteen holds her hands up and takes a step back. Hart strolls over and throws a punch towards Too which is easily dodged and Too counters with a hard gut punch, Tree joins in with an elbow to the back of Hart's neck and drops her. The Jobbing pair then take turns stomping onto Jessalyn's back, slowly trying to make her one with the ring. Vita huffs and comes to her teammate's aid, she sprints towards Too and knocks him back to the corner with forearm and twirls on the spot knocking Tree over with a beautiful superkick, the Job Ber's are knocked away for a moment and Vita checks on Hart, helping her roll out of the ring. Looks like this just became a handicap match.

Too grabs Vita in a full nelson as Tree shakes the cobwebs and stands to face Valenteen, she struggles in the hold as Tree uses her as a human body bag, throwing hooks and jabs into VV's stomach. Vita takes the blows until Tree reels his arm far back going for a haymaker, Vita gets loose and jumps dropkicking Tree in the face and falling back onto Too, transitioning into a bridging pin. The ref goes for the count!


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Broken up by Tree! Vita rolls out of the way of another stomp which inadvertently crushes Too's chest. Too reels up winded as Tree apologizes. Vita gets to her feet and blindsides Tree with another superkick! Tree stumbles over, visibly frustrated he got hit again with that maneuver; Vita lifts Too and throws him against the ropes, Too returns with a clothesline but Vita leapfrogs over his head and he continues running. Tree drunkenly charges Vita but Valenteen dodges out of the way and the Job Bers crash against one another like 2 out of 3 Stooges; the pair collapse as Vita chuckles. VV looks outside the ring to Hart who is clutching her ribs close to the barricade; VV turns back only to meet a double clothesline from Too and Tree, air leaves Vita's lungs as she lands hard onto the mat. Too goes for the pin, Tree jumps on top of the pile. The ref counts.


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Vita somehow manages to worm some room and get a shoulder up! She throws a hard punch against Tree, forcing him off the pin. Vita shoves Too away and moves to her feet; the Job Bers get into a fighting stance and edge towards VV who snaps her attention to each opponent with each small movement. Too rushes in but VV strikes and keeps him away, as she does Tree takes advantage and grabs around Valenteen's waist lifting her into the air, VV throws punches into Tree's back but to no avail. Tree hold's VV over his shoulder as Too runs to the ropes and bounces back and leaps into the air bashing his knee against VV's temple. Valenteen goes limp over Tree's shoulder.

The pair high five and move Vita's legs over Tree's shoulders; Valenteen wobbles on Tree's shoulder ever so slowly opening her eyes trying to snap herself out of her daze. Tree walks to the center of the ring and Too gets up the top rope; he nods and flies through the air for a flying clothesline but Vita finally wakes up and rolls forward! Too sails over VV and lands hard on the mat, VV rolls up Tree! The crowd go insane!

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Too gets to his feet and hurries to his teammate but is intercepted by Jessalyn Hart!!! Hart clatters against Too and the pair fall, Vita struggles against Tree trying to power out; Job Ber Tree has the strength to just JUST hang in! Too gets to his feet first, and grabs Hart by her hair and throws punch after punch into Jessalyn's bruised ribs and stomach! Hart strikes back and with what brains she has forces Too away from Vita and Tree and they go into the corner. Too gives a hard knee into Hart's sternum and she doubles over; Too lifts Hart up to the top rope and gets into position for a superplex! Hart is driven to the mat, and Too goes for the pin just as Vita gets a rush of energy and breaks Tree's advantage!


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Job Ber Tree frantically taps out!

The ref signals for the bell! Vita releases the hold with a smile but no music plays; her smile drops as she sees Too collapsed on top of Hart. VV puts her hands to her forehead as the ref stirs Job Ber Too.

Winners - The Jobbers

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Silence and a loud explosion

Explosions hit the top of the ramp and Job Ber Wan walks out from the middle of the smokes and continues towards the ring.

Bad Karma - Ida Maria plays

All three brothers emerge, with Donovan Blackwater, in the lead. Pausing briefly, the brothers look around at the exuberant crowd, with immense entertainment. Sharing an amused glance to one another as the fans scream. From there they walk in unison to the ring, occasionally separating to approach a random fan that's losing their mind. Clearly, enjoying the effect they have on the crowd, the Brothers Blackwater continue onward. Once they reach the ring, two of the brothers hold up the bottom rope, as the intended participant for the fight slides into the ring. That brother then takes his place in the squared circle and awaits his opponent, while basking in the cheers from the audience.

Monster by Eminem and Rihana plays

The lights go out, and when they come back on, Mastermind is seen on top of the top right hand corner of the ring, and acknowledges the crowd before climbing back down.

MAIN EVENT TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Mastermind © - vs - Donovan Blackwater - vs - Job Ber Wan Triple Threat

The lights all dim to normal as the crowd quiets down in turn. Inside the ring we see the three competitors and the referee for the evening, Mika Hunt. She holds the XWF Television championship in both hands high above her head before passing it off to the ring announcer outside of the ring. Mika then walks back to the center of the ring and calls for the bell!

DING DING!

15:00

Even as the bell has rung, the three men calmly remain in their respective corners. Mastermind and Donovan eye each other down carefully as Job Ber Wan begins a slow side-step on his side of the ring to start some movement in this match. Blackwater notices this and simply walks directly opposite of him, keeping his head turned to him. As Mastermind steps forward so does Donovan as the two approach each other for the first lock-up of the match! Mastermind quickly gains control of the tie up, but Blackwater shifts his weight and manages to slip behind Mastermind, pulling his arm around his back into a hammerlock. Donovan wrenches in causing Mastermind to yell out in pain and slap his shoulder in an effort to alleviate some of the pain.

Job Ber Wan stands behind them both, looking for the perfect opportunity to strike as Mastermind slips out of the hold, hits the ropes, and rebounds back with a clothesline! Donovan ducks under, narrowly avoiding the blow, and Mastermind catches Job Ber Wan with the full impact flipping him inside out! Mastermind turns around only to get caught with a massive spear from Donovan Blackwater! Donovan grabs Masterminds arm and locks in an armbar. Mastermind is at the mercy of Blackwater, but see’s one way out as he reaches for the ropes. Just inches separate him from breaking the hold. Donovan wrenches in and applies more pressure. Mastermind screams out in pain, but that only momentarily deters him from his mission to grab the ropes. Mastermind struggles to reach, pulling Donovan along for the ride. Finally he grasp the bottom rope and Mika calls for a break. Donovan doesn’t intend to abide however, and continues wrenching on the arm, forcing Mika to begin a five count!

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FOUR!

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Donovan releases the hold and Mastermind grabs his shoulder and rolls to the outside to recover. Donovan gets back to his feet and starts out the ring to follow the champion, but Job Ber Wan grabs his shoulder and spins him around, catching him with headbutt that causing Donovan to stagger. Job Ber Wan follows that up by wrapping his arms around the waist of Blackwater and taking him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Job Ber Wan quickly covers, looking to steal one here!

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Donovan kicks out and tries to shake the cobwebs as Job Ber Wan jumps back to his feet and moves back in for the assault. Job Ber Wan grabs Donovan by the arm and pulls him up, but Donovan connects with a punch to the midsection causing Wan to double over, and allowing him time to get to his feet. By the time Donovan is back to his feet, Wan has recovered. Wan rushes in, but Donovan catches him with a front kick, doubling him over again. He follows that up with Making Friends! (Alley Oop Facebuster) and a cover!



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AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, MASTERMIND BREAKS THE COUNT!

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Mastermind quickly grabs Donovan’s wrist and head to pull him back to his feet as he whips him into the corner. He hits the pads with a thud and as quickly met with a slap across the chest to boot!

SMMMMAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!

The sound rings through the arena as Donovan tries to arch forward to make it easier to breathe but is cut off by Mastermind. He quickly throws a kick across his chest to worsen the damage and follows it up with a stomp to Donovan’s leg that sends him into a seated position. One stomp is followed up by a flurry of forearm smashes to the side of Blackwater’s head before Mastermind pushes off and runs into the opposite corner. He hits it and uses the recoil to send himself back off to the corner that Donovan is seated in before leaping into the air for a dropkick! But Donovan dives out of the way and Mastermind hits nothing but turnbuckle with his entire body, further hurting his arm in the process. He quickly gets back to his feet but Donovan uses the opportunity to jump into the air for an enzuigiri that hits Mastermind’s arm instead of the head! The kick drops Mastermind to a knee. Within moments he sprints to Mastermind before jumping on him and turning his head into the mat with a DDT! He lifts his head up from the mat slightly as he places his leg across the throat of Mastermind and his other leg behind his head! The modified Gogoplata choke with Blackwater’s shin! Mastermind is trying to turn but with Donovan’s weight fully pushing down and his arms providing leverage to keep balanced on top he slowly turns a shade of crimson!

Finally Mastermind manages to turn his body with his legs towards turnbuckles as he ‘walks’ up to the second one and pushes himself off, rolling over Donovan and landing on his knees as he quickly pulls his arms up over his back! He tries to lift her up for a Tiger Driver but Donovan resists! Instead, Mastermind’s focus switches as he lifts him off his feet and turns in mid air for a Tiger Bomb! He holds Donovan’s legs to his shoulders as Mika dives for a one count that barely hits, as Mastermind powers Donovan’s body up again and transitions him into a samoan drop-position. Instead of falling backwards, Mastermind throws him overhead and bends his knee to have the back of his head and neck hit the point of his knee! He holds on to the head to bring him into a seated position as the crowd knows what’s coming. They cheer as Mastermind locks in the sleeper hold and he smiles and nods to the crowd as Donovan struggles to break free. Mika moves in to check Donovan. He isn’t out yet, but he’s fading fast. Mika raises Donovan’s arm and hold it for a second before releasing. It falls limp to the mat. She does the same a second time and once again she is met with the same result. She raises his arm for a third and final time. She releases…

































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SMMMMAAAACCCCKKKK!


Job Ber Wan breaks the submission with a diving forearm to the back of Masterminds head!

6:16

Wan follows up with The Pile UP!

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He just can’t seem to lift Mastermind up. Mastermind reverses with a back body drop that sends Job Ber Wan crashing to the mat behind him! Mastermind brings Wan to his feet and throws him into a corner with an irish-whip. As he charges toward him, Job Ber Wan quickly lifts his boot up to stop Mastermind as he looks momentarily stunned! Wan climbs to the 2nd rope and dives off to strike Mastermind with a forearm! As Mastermind lays on his chest, Job Ber Wan grabs an arm and rolls over his back for a Fujiwara Armbar! Mastermind writhes in agony while Wan smiles sadistically. With each passing second Mastermind looks to be in more pain as he suddenly begins shushing. The only sound heard is Mastermind’s writhing before a sudden pop is heard! Job Ber Wan lets go as Mastermind quickly reaches for his hand. Everyone looks momentarily puzzled while Mastermind retreats into a corner holding his injured shoulder. Blackwater rises to his feet and while recovering, smirks to the sight of what is happening. The camera closes in on the look of agony all over Masterminds face. The discomfort seems so great that Mika asks what he wants to do. Mastermind refuses to quit. He grabs the top rope and uses it to help him back to his feet. Job Ber Wan starts to close in, but it caught from behind by Donovan who hits The Shattered Mirror of Illusions (Educator)! Donovan springs back to one knee, kneeling over Job Ber Wan. He and Mastermind lock eyes, a twisted grin forming on Donovan’s face. Donovan slowly stands up and kicks Job Ber Wan under the bottom rope and to the floor below before turning his attention back to Mastermind.

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Mastermind starts with some muffled trash talking of which Donovan seems to pick up select words. Enough to get a response out of him as he begins spewing vile and vigor of his own towards his opponent for tonight. They approach each other slowly until they’re practically face to face with Donovan looking up to the taller Mastermind. Suddenly a war of forearms breaks out! Back and forth they go with the crowd loving the action happening in front of them! This is what they wanted for a championship main event! A strike from Mastermind breaks the two apart as they begin a sudden slug fest. A returning forearm from Donovan is quickly returned by Mastermind impactfully. Another huge forearm from Mastermind! And another! Donovan appears to be on wobbly legs! But he musters up the strength for one final forearm that… causes Mastermind to take a slight step back. He then returns it with a forearm that drives the air out of the arena with its stiffness. Donovan drops like a sack of potatoes but Mastermind shakes his head signaling he’s far from done. He lifts him back to his feet and strikes him again. Lift. Strike. Lift. Another strike. Mastermind roars out while lifting the deadweight of Donovan as one last forearm swings for the head of Donovan… but he counters! He catches the arm and spins around in mid-air for a flying armbar! Mastermind’s only hope is the ropes that he’s holding on to as Donovan lands on the top of his back on the mat! He’s pulling Mastermind down but Mika begins counting!


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Donovan releases Masterminds arm, thus breaking the pin.

Mastermind pulls Donovan back to his feet and drops him with an STO, before dropping an elbow across the chest of Donovan and then stomping on it for good measure! Finally Mastermind lets up for a moment as he rallies up the crowd, seemingly in preparation for his signature move. He taunts the audience to give him more as he stomps the mat. Donovan begins rising to his feet before Mastermind puts an end to that idea with a well placed stomp to the lower back!

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Mastermind steps over Donovan, and crouches down to pull him up by the head. It looks like he’s about to apply The Mind Controller! (Boston Crab) Suddenly Job Ber Wan reappears on the apron! Mastermind, noticing this, drops Donovan Blackwater to the mat and charges over to the ropes. He throws a big right hand at Job Ber Wan, but Wan slips the punch and grabs Masterminds head, slingshotting him off the top rope. Mastermind flies back and hits the mat as Job Ber Wan steps one foot through the ropes, but Donovan recovered, and hits Job Ber Wan with a spear that sends him flying back to the outside! Donovan turns his attention back to the champion. Mastermind is up to a knee, but still a bit out of it. Donovan begins stalking his prey. Mastermind, knowing he’s in danger, jumps to his feet. His legs are shaky, but that doesn’t stop him from throwing a right cross that misses, but backs Donovan away. Donovan moves in again, but Mastermind throws another cross, this time causing him to stagger a bit off balance. Donovan looks to the clock…

0:22

Donovan, realizing that there’s little time to waste, moves in once more. Mastermind once again throws another sloppy right cross, but this time Donovan grabs his arm, and drops to the mat, locking his legs around Masterminds arm and pulling the groggy champion to the ground with him with an armbar! Mika moves in to check if Mastermind wants to submit. He refuses. Donovan begins jerking back and forth, trying to apply every bit of pressure that he possibly can to the already injured arm of Mastermind. Mastermind yells out in complete agony, trying to fight the urge to quit. Desperation spreads across both competitors faces. Donovan rears back once again, this time with every ounce of might that he can muster. He feels a sudden and very profound POP! Mastermind screams out in pain as he just can’t take it anymore!

DING DING DING!!!

Donovan releases the hold at the sound of the bell ringing! He climbs to his feet, exhausted, but overjoyed, he did it!

Mika leans out through the middle rope and has a word with the ring announcer before he passes the TV Championship to her. She walks to the center of the ring as Mastermind sits up, favoring his right arm.

Mika holds the title above her head as the ring announcer announces to the crowd that the match has ended in a time limit draw!

TIME LIMIT DRAW and STILL TV Champion - MASTERMIND!

OOC - Damn that was an epic match. Great fun facing ya for the second time Double M. Hope to do it again whenever. We need that tie breaker after all :P