Jess is climbing a mountain, when she's about to reach the peak...

...she hooks her hand around the top of the gargantuan, towering cliff.

She is about to lift herself up, when she hears a stereo blaring a song--



Jess is suddenly pulled up upon the mount by two hands, both in jet black, fingerless biker gloves. They reveal themselves to be those of Rain. Rain vertical suplexes Jess onto the very top of the mountain, as Snow walks on screen, carrying a crowbar.

Snow: Now, if THIS don't work, I don't know WHAT will!!! >:^O

Rain: Let her have it!

Rain restrains Jess, before Snow wallops her with the crowbar, an impact so brutal it opens up a gash, sending blood spraying out like a geyser. The champ's face is drenched in crimson... Snow then pulls Jessalyn up, before tossing her to Rain, who hits his patented 'Shot in the Dark' superkick........... OHMIGAWD!!! The kick sends the champion allllllllllll the way off the top of the fuckin' mountain, and if she isn't dead, Jess has GOT to be broken from head to toe!! She lays in a pool of blood, most likely unconcious at this point, may be even in a coma... Rain reveals a ref's shirt, as the bro & sis tandem of The Perfect Storm pull out a couple of grappling hooks. They slide down, Snow goes for the pin, Rain counts the cover; 1... 2... ?