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Dean's very own father comments on the sexual assault claims against Dean
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06-02-2013, 08:22 AM





Who could do such a thing?






  • Conflicting reports have been circulating regarding the status and whereabouts of one Dean Moxley McGovern. XWF magazine has been working tirelessly to sift through all the information that's pouring in and supply you with only the most accurate.


  • For those who are not up to date, Dean McGovern was recently taken into custody and is said to be facing at least one charge of child molestation. We are told that when questioned, Dean McGovern admitted to having urges around the victim in question but he restrained himself to only doing what he called “practicing a match” - an act that involved Dean pinning the young girl on the ground at one point, on a couch at another point, and even up against the wall.


  • Will this all prove to be a misunderstanding caused by the lies of a young girl, or did the XWF just hire its very own child predator?


  • Since news got out of Dean being taken into custody, a flood of online support from male and female teens alike has been pouring in. It's coming into the light that Dean has quite an extensive social network of friends in the age range of around 11 to 20.


  • Dean himself will be 30 this year.


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Date & Time: Sunday, June 2nd @ 9:00 AM
Putting pieces together


Today we take a trip to the home of Ralphus McGovern - Dean's very own father who he has not spoken to in several years. During this visit we try to get an idea of what kind of background and childhood Dean had so that we can better understand the man who is facing these very serious charges.


Upon arriving at the home of Ralphus McGovern, XWF Magazine's staff was told to - “Get the fuck around back” - a demand that Ralphus himself shouted out of his front window while wielding a shotgun. We were later told that Ralphus had already informed somebody with the XWF that the crew was to go around back or they'd be shot at; we were literally lucky to still be alive, in his words.


Once that initial uneasiness of thinking you're lucky to be alive passed, we were made to feel very at home and welcome in the McGovern home. Ralphus McGovern offered us refreshments and made some small talk, showing us some work that he's doing on the front of the house. He also introduced us to his two pet bloodhounds; a male named Fucker and a female named Cleo. The man appeared to have a lot of love for these dogs and they appear very obedient and well groomed.


When we finally get a chance to sit down with Ralphus, we ask him some of the most common questions going around right now.


The most telling of all was right at the very beginning of this interview when we asked: Do you think your son would molest a child?


Ralphus adjusted himself on the couch to get a little more comfortable by pulling a pillow out from under his rear end and tossing it off to the side. He leaned his head back a little and closed his eyes just going over that question we had asked him. A simple question to us, but imagine being the father of the person that question is about? A father would never want to accept such a thing...right?


It took him about seven seconds to look directly at us and give us the answer that was the start of a very bizarre interview...


Do I think he done it? You bet your fuckin' ass I do. I'm surprised it took this long for my scumbag son to be locked away. Boy ain't right in his dang head!


We're one question in and Dean's father is already telling us his boy is guilty. Things are not looking good for Dean.


We'll be right back with Part 2 of this shocking and revealing interview.



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