The King Has Arrived
Fade In
Ext. Apartment Building. Day
The apartment building is bustling with activity. Women gossiping on their porches. Kids are running around playing. Dudes are smoking and selling weed.
Int. Living Room. Day
Xavier King, his boyfriend, and his two best friend are in the living room awaiting for Xavier King contract to arrive in the mail.
Xavier King, 19, pacing the floor
Xavier: Where the fuck is the mail lady with my god damn contract?
DeAndre Hayes, 18, sitting on the couch watching tv
DeAndre: Xavier you need to calm your ass down.
Jaharci, 20, laying on the floor scrolling through Instagram
Jaharci: I can’t believe that you got signed to the XWF, it seems like just yesterday that we were staying up on Saturday nights watching Savage and trying to mirror the matches.
DeAndre: I know right. I am so proud of you baby now you can stop being paid fifty dollars a show. I remember how pissed you were when one promoter tried to pay you with your pick of anything off the dollar menu.
Christian, 21, cooking dinner
Christian: What the fuck? I wish someone would try to pay me with a McDouble. We are fighting right there. I am going to beat your ass than run his pocket.
Jaharci: Christian you remember when you power bombed me through my mom’s coffee table. I still have flashbacks about that night.
Christian rolls his eyes.
Christian: You also broke my neck with a piledriver.
Jaharci: I said I’m sorry.
Christian: You could of paralyzed me or killed me, there is no sorry.
Xavier: Could you guys shut the fuck up. I mean damn you are both stupid.
Jahcari and Christian give Xavier the slanted eyes.
Christian: You the last one to talk. You kicked a tooth out of mouth once.
Jahcari: You choked my ass out.
DeAndre: Xavier, you choked Cari out?
Xavier: It wasn’t on purpose though. I just had him in the hold for too long.
Jahcari: Nothing told you to maybe let your best friend out of a choke hold. You didn’t notice that my tapping on your arm was getting less energetic.
Xavier: I just thought you were getting used to be in the hold.
Christian: You have yet to address the matter of knocking out my tooth.
Xavier: It was a baby tooth.
Christian: It still was a tooth.
Xavier: You two are just crybabies.
Xavier looks out the window.
Xavier:Mail!
Xavier runs out the door and to the mailboxes. He even pushes a kid out of the way to get to his mailbox.
Neighborhood kid aka Quan, 11, on the ground with a pissed look on his face
Quan: What the fuck was that about? Damn .
Xavier stops and turns his head giving the kid the evil eye.
Xavier: What did you just say little boy?
Neighborhood Kid: Nothing.
Xavier: You better learn your place. Damn Bae Bae kid.
Xavier starts to run again and receive his contact out the mail. He runs back to his apartment.
Xavier: I got to my contract.
DeAndre, Jahcari, and Christian are all just standing there with the disappointed look on their faces.
Xavier: Why are y’all looking at me like that?
Christian: Your grown ass did not have to push Quan ass.
Xavier: Really? Bruh that happen like a hour ago. Fuck him. He called me a . He better be glad that I did not beat his ass like his parents need to.
DeAndre stanched the envelope from Xavier hand and takes the contract out.
Xavier: What does it say?
DeAndre: Drum roll please.
Jahcari begins to do a drum roll.
DeAndre: You got signed to a year long deal for…. 300 racks.
Terrell grabs the paper and signed the contract. He then grabs DeAndre and starts kissing him all over his face. Jahcari takes a wine bottle out and pops it. There is a wine shower.
Xavier: 300 thousand dollars. We can finally move out of this hell hole.
A hard knock comes at the door. Xavier walks over to the door with a big grin on his face. He opens it to reveal Quan and his father standing there.
Xavier stands there with a big smile plastered on his face.
Quan’s dad, 33, stands at the threshold with a pissed look on his face
Quan: Why did you push my son?
Xavier: He was in my way and fuck you and your stupid ass kid.
Xavier slams the door in their face and starts jumping up and down.
DeAndre gives Xavier a kiss
Christian and Jahcari: Ewwwwwwww.
DeAndre: Shut up.
Xavier: I got to be in Hollywood so we can do the show on Monday.
Christian: Road trip bitches!!!!
Jahcari: Who is your first opponent?
Xavier: Some white boy named Jeff Daniels. He is supposed to be some type of “submission expert”. He got some move called “Danger Dive”.
Christian: I ain’t ever heard of him.
Xavier: I am going to make easy work of him anyway.
Xavier takes out his Iphone and goes on Instagram.
Xavier: Jeff, boy I am coming for you. When you step into the ring with me it’s going to be one hell of a ass whipping. See you in Hollywood boy.