Madison is playing craps, her titles resting off to the side. Suddenly, a commotion is heard, Dyson too involved w/her game to notice. Someone picks up the Heavymetal title and taps the champ on the shoulder... She turns around to find Rain holding her secondary strap. He smirks slyly, before Dyson is spun around right into a shot from the 24/7 title, at the hands of Snow. Rain rips off his shirt revealing a ref's shirt... Snow covers, Rain counts:

Uno...

Dos...

...

[tres?]

SPEAK ENGLISH IN AMERICA!

Madison kicks out and then thouroughly beats the shit out of Snow and Rain for the next 12 hours.

After 12 hours, Dyson realizes she's actually beating the crap out of singers Davie Vanity and P!nk. Madison apologizes, but they're both KO'ed. Far off from this display, the Perfect Storm are laughing their asses off, as they watch on and scarf down popcorn.