Griffin MacAlister
Oi!
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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05-04-2018, 01:45 PM
"Says the alien who took a loss to Olive Pendershore."
"Five foot, seven inch, 110lbs... Olive fucking Pendershore."
"I know this happened to ya cause I was wrestling for the company back then too."
"It was hilarious."
"And now, I get to wrestle for the XWF again and witness you get labeled as genderless."
"The alien who incinerated four versions of Earth, can't stop Vinnie Lane from saying that its genderless. "
"Ahahahahaha!"
"Fuckin' priceless. Y'know... some days, it's real bullshit to work for the XWF. A real fucking bag of dicks bogus. But then, there are moments like this one and it makes working here... so fan-fucking-tastic!"
"Why did you burn four versions of the Earth again? Oh, that's right. Cause someone cut off your arm and then sewed the wound up with metal thread, so it couldn't regenerate. Then they shot you in the head. The bullet got lodged in your brain and it blocked out the memory. So when you came back to life, you were running around with a bullet stuck in your brain. And you were minus a limb. This of course pissed you off, you flipped the fuck out and started incinerating planets. This is what you did because you lost your arm. Vinnie Lane verbally castrates you and what do you do? How do you retaliate? You proceed to cry and do nothing. Fuckin' not a damn thing. Cause you're a bitch. That's right. I just called you a bitch and what will you do about it? Nothing. Haha! Not a fucking thing."
"Hey Drezzy, if your show actually happens, put me down to face the alien."
"Yep. You heard me right. I wanna face the alien. The all powerful alien, who can snap and make me disappear. Can you hear the terror in my voice? I'm so incredibly scared. Quick question though, did that sound convincing? Yeah, I didn't think so either. Maybe I'll work on it and come up with a more realistic sound of fear. Or I'll just smoke a blunt and laugh my ass off, whilst also kicking the crap out of an alien."
"Hey, at least you grew your arm back, Az. How did that happen again? Oh right. Accidentally. You died again, had an autopsy get started on you and the medical examiner removed the bullet. This allowed you to remember how you lost your arm and you ripped out the metal thread. Then your arm grew back. Awesome. Your life is so cool, I feel like I'm watching a movie or a real long episode of Doctor Who, with every promo that you cut. Hey! They changed the gender of that alien too! He's a woman now! Which is somehow better than what Lane did to you. At least being a lady instills the concept that there's a gender definition. Unlike what happened to you. Where your gender was straight up revoked. Maybe Drezzy can get revenge for you on Vinnie. Since you don't seem to be able to do that on your own."
"Oh wow. I bet you're pretty angry with me now. Watch as I tremble at the mere thought of what you might do to me."
"See you in the ring. Bitch."
Title History
3x X-Treme Champion
1x (and 1st ever) North Korean Champion (Now the Television Title/X-Bux Championship)
1x Tag Team Champion (Longest reigning tag team champion @273 days. 231 w/Sebastian Duke and 42 solo)
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