"So rumor has it that Sid Vicious has come to the x-dubya-f and changed his identity to some stupid ass gimmick called the Ghost Tank, and not only that, but the world strongest fat sumbitch Mark Henry has followed along and is now calling himself Boobie...
Rumor also has it that these two sumbitches aint nothin' but a couple of cowards who attacked Jim Ross.
Jim Ross who wouldn't harm a fly on his horse.
Jim Ross who ain't had him a legitimate erection in over twenty years.
Jim Ross who time and time again put you dumbasses over with a television audience who was too stupid to realize that you both wasn't nothin' but a couple of bumbling side show freaks who couldn't lace up Stone Cold's boots on his worst day!
Ghost Tank?
Boogie?
Given your recent actions, Stone Cold will here by refer to you as Bitch One and Bitch Two respectively.
Bitch One wants to upload some video of him getting his ass thrown out of a moving vehicle by some stupid little scientists like he was a crushed beer can, or a used condom then proceeds to get up and fight off an entire army of men armed to the ball sack using only a goddamn spear.
Now Stone Cold has seen plenty of bad action movies, but Bitch One's little adaptation of Steven Seagal's worst movie ever takes the goddamn cake.
First of all, the dumb mother fucker gets thrown out of an unidentified vehicle into an area where he's attacked by an army that only has weapons from the dark ages. Was Bitch One catching a ride with Doc Brown and Marty McFly? Nobody knows because his production crew was about as experienced at shooting a good video as Bitch One is at not being a piece of trash!
Lemme tell ya' sumthin- if you think for a second that Stone Cold is dumb enough to fall for your little mind games your trying to play, trying to intimidate the Texas Rattlesnake with your fake ass movie, you better think again, son. Stone Cold is gunna' drag your worthless ass all up and down that arena on Saturday night and have you squealing home to your mommy like the disgusting pig that you are
As for your cohort, Bitch Two, aka Mark Henry, aka booger eatin bitch, aka Big Boobies, aka who gives a goddamn- Stone Cold Steve Austin is gunna' be the worlds largest bur right on his big black ass!
You think Stone Cold ain't noticed that this worthless sumbitch has yet to flap his goddamn gums? Hum. I wonder why a dumb piece of trash, who is supposed to be booked in a triple threat match ain't had a word to say- not to Stone Cold, and not Ghost Shit?
EH EH EH!
It's because the fat fucker is working with Ghost Tittys and the entire goddamn world knows it! They're gunna' try and corner Stone Cold and take my ass out of commission. Well you boys better try and try with all your might because Stone Cold Steve Austin don't fear not one mother fucker on this planet and that's a fact!
Stone Cold is gunna' open up a can of whoop ass for each of you pieces of trash, he's gunna' stomp ya' each a supersized mudhole and walk em dry...
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