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60 seconds of oral? 59 seconds spent jerking myself hard.
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(boring as fuck; promos act as sleeping medicine; never recognized in public)


#1
04-09-2018, 03:00 PM

"Look, I don't care about you Fromo. I get that you're only in here because Chris didn't acknowledge your challenge, but that doesn't mean I have to give you any of my attention beyond this.

Except that I will. Because why the fuck wouldn't I? You think you are the only little shit stain that can get all up in everyone's bidness by offering to suck their cocks? What's wrong little bitch boi you upset that someone else took up the mental of resident cock sucking slob only better? Does it hit too close to home that there is someone else out there that can suck men dry in half the time it takes you?

Why don't you sit your little self down right here next to me and let me rock your world? Or would you rather waste everyone's time by making fun of a guy who isn't even in the match while ignoring someone that is?

Newsflash douche canoe you aren't facing Peter Gilmour. A fact that you should be grateful for. You're facing Chris Valerius and me. Did you catch it that time? His last name is Valerius, not Valentine. How you could fuck that up so royally considering you asked for this match by calling him out by name specifically I'll never know but here we are. I'm sure you'll call it a slip of the tongue or maybe that's just your cute little pet name for him like Peter Gilmour calls you his bitch on account of beating you senseless 45 times but Chris's last name is Valerius. Not Valentine, or Viagra or Vagina...it's Valerius. We clear on that now?

Let's talk a little bit more about you and me because I am my favorite subject and I am pretty sure you and I have that self aggrandizing nature in common. Why is it that you think you are so far above me that you can just blow me off like you blow off the idea of cutting decent promos? How long have you been in this business and you still put out pieces of shit like that and call it a promo? How after all these years have you managed to get worse?

How? I'm honestly asking because I just don't get it. Chris Valerius is easily one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen. He should take up sucking cock because he might be decent at that but when it comes to wrestling and cutting promos he's the worst and yet he's still gotten a little better since he started. But you? You're like the Benjamin Blowjobs of promos. Wait that's not right. That's my name. I'm Benjamin Blowjobs.

Hold on a sec....


Benny BJ flips through his little pink book, licking his left thumb as he turns each page. He eventually finds what he is looking for and then throws the book up against the wall.

Button. That's it. Wow I was way off. You're like the Benjamin Button of promos. I'll assume you get the reference since you made it clear with your last effort that you're all up to date on shitty fiction. Speaking of fiction, the very idea that you are going to walk out of Savage the winner of this match is laughable at best and completely delusional at worst.

So how about we do this, how about you and me we blow off this match and instead we each give Chris a suckjob and let him decide which of us is better? Come on I know that's what you really want. To suck every last drop of his baby batter out of his mildly impressive pecker?

What do you say Frodo Faggins? You in? Or are you still a bitch who only get's his rocks off making fun of Special Olympic athletes like Peter Gilmour?







This is where I would do some shitty character development work but let's be real here, you don't care about me or my family and I'm not a big enough flammer to to forcibly ram it down your throat like Frodo does. If you want to see some terribly put together C list acting go watch the CW.

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