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Family Matters Part 1
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04-09-2018, 12:35 PM

Engy, Engy, Engy.....

Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you. You WILL know who I am, in due time. Shameful to hide my identity? Psssht. Come on, man. You're a tactical guy, always looking for the advantage, always trying to play a game of Munchausen mental chess with an opponent. If you had the opportunity to be a hidden identity, you'd snatch it up in a heartbeat. All you are doing now is stalling, Engy, stalling and throwing out big words and intelligent insults that make you sound smarter than we all know you truly are. You have so many strengths going for you. You're one of the only guys here who can make their opponent question why they even bother trying anymore. You have the ability to break down your opponent, to strip them of their dignity with the grace and civility of a high society politician, and in the ring you fight like a caveman who hasn't eaten in some time. You're a rabid animal. That is what is so perplexing to me.......everyone knows what is coming, because it is the same thing every week, but nobody has been able to stop it yet. Nobody has given you a fight worth fighting. Everyone cowers to your mental acumen and your promo's are so ruthless that your "patients" are basically lebotimized before the bell even rings.

Well, not me.

I have said before, I don't fear you. I don't back down to the demi-god that is THE ENGINEER. I don't find the appeal in you. I think you're damn good, sure, but I don't think you are as elite as you try so desperately to make everyone think with your thesauras vocabulary and your odd knowledge of obscure mental conditions.......

Engy, if you were as smart as you claim to be and as you have everyone here brainwashed to think you are, you would have picked up on some massive clues already. Quite frankly, I am disappointed. I thought for sure you'd have outed me by now because I have made it sooooooooooo goddamn obvious.

But maybe Engy isn't who we think he is.

So I will give you yet another clue. I sure hope you get it because I would love to see the shock on your face when the realization hits you like a sack of bricks and you are forced to come to terms with the fact that the one is taking your title Wednesday, then your Universal Title shortly after, is the one person in the grandeous history of this company that you detest the most.

I AM TOP 50.

In my eyes, I am Top 10, but opinions are like assholes right?

The other tidbit, well that is verifiable fact.

There is a clue, buttercup, so put the thinking cap on. I am one of 50 possibilities.

But Engy I find it just so entertaining to watch you get defensive. It tickles my taint, honestly. You are pulling out ALL the stops. Dissing a hidden person.......

.......Pissing in the wind.......

With the SAME insults you hurl at every opponent you face. How many times have you and Madison called someone vapid now? We get it, Engy, you're the smartest person alive. Everyone below you has the intelligence of a crayon box. We get it. You want me to exploit weaknesses but yet you continue to hurl the same insults at me that you do everyone else........try to beat me to the concrete with your dictionary of negativity........

Here is a word for you.

HYPOCRITE.

9 letter word. That is advanced level shit.

What I ALSO think is funny is that you are so supremely confident that I am not one of the legends........

TheSmartestRetardAlive Said:It means that you are so lacking in insight into yourself that you truly think these paltry efforts put you in the same league as guys like John Madison, Louis D'Ville and James Raven. Jesus, and you think I'm entitled? You think that I have an ego?! You're the one who said you were Top 10, buddy. Too bad about everything that's come out of your mouth after that though. What a shame.

Want another clue? Okay, I'll give you one because I am just so generous.

I HAVE BEATEN ALL OF THEM.

So I am not a legend? I sure seem to have a good record against these "legends". And to be real with you, Raven, Madison, Doc......any of these men would make the biggest dog in the yard (that would be you, you're welcome) look like a yappy ankle biter. I've said it before, and I will say it again......you're the best of a bad situation right now. That is why I have decided to step in and clean up a bit. I have decided to take some of that pressure off your shoulders so you can focus on being in the same category as those men because Engy.....I already am.

I know, that is a lot to take in, so I will give you a few seconds to catch your breath.

Go ahead.

Breathe.

In and out.

Out and in.

Ready to continue?

Good.

Engy you were spot on about Peter. The only difference here is that Peter chose ME. But you're right, Peter is a scapegoat. Peter is a mulligan. He is a way out. An excuse. Not an excuse for me, however, but an excuse for you. If YOU are able to pin Peter Gilmour you can walk around saying you won a match against Peter and his hand picked legend basically by yourself and flood that ego with more gasoline until your head is about to explode. We think you're cocky now? Wait until you pin Peter Gilmour in that ring and try to take credit for beating someone that you have described yourself as being "demonstrably mediocre". He is no scapegoat for me, because I have nothing to lose here. People are expecting us to lose this match Engy. You are expected to win handily. If you pin Peter to escape, have you really accomplished anything? I am here to make you try to pin me. Go toe to toe with the best this business has ever seen and win some merit back in the eyes of the Mount Rushmore that you stand at the base of, looking up. You want so desperately to be in the company of the men aforementioned that you fail to realize that anything but a pinfall, a decisive, dominating performance over ME is the ONLY thing that will save Engy's precious reputation. So good luck. You obviously suffer from Capgras Syndrome (see, I can do it too!) because this Engy is not the Engy was was being walked to the ring on a leash like some weird dom/sub dark web porno as little as a year ago. This is a new Engineer I see, a confident one, an arrogant one, and one whose days as champion in any capacity are as much of a passing fad as Pogs, Gameboys, Yo-Yo's, Jnco Jeans and Lugz. You're trendy now because you're different. Once someone else with a derranged set of morals comes by and can narrate a promo with the smoothness of Morgan Freeman on flakka comes by, you'll be as forgotten as the Zune. Times change, people adapt, and our attention spans are quite short. So live it up while you can.

You're title reign is nothing but a Cotard Delusion (I can go all day, it really isn't that special when you do it), and I am going to put it in the dirt once and for all. Will it be this week? Perhaps. But it WILL happen. If I don't do anything else here through my illustrious career, I will personally see the end of the Engineer.


The scene cuts to a black and white screen, sort of like an old film reel with the cracks that blur the image ever so much then bring it back.

There is an empty park, a wide open grass field surrounded by a plethora of dead trees. Leaves scatter the ground, making even the slightest step crunch and echo. A figure comes onto the screen, dressed in all black. He has a hood on, and a mask concealing his face. He walks slow, out through the trees which seemingly lead to nowhere, until he is in the grassy field.

More cracks, more white lines across the screen.

Crackling.

Static.

The man moves with a pace of a faucet drip but eventually makes his way to a see-saw that its in the middle of the park. Eventually he, she, it, them, sits down on the see-saw, bringing their side to the dirt/grass combination below them. Then.......they sat.

Staring in what could be assumed to be straight ahead, they sat as if waiting for someone to join them. The voice came back over the screen as the black-clad figure sat.


The idea that Engy thinks that concealing my identity is cheap but him cashing in and stealing a title is all fair in love and war is preposterous. He is just as cowardly that lion we all loved in the Wizard of Oz.........and hey, that Lion got courage at the end! The future is bright Engy!

But for real......you stole that title from Chris Chaos in a match that wasn't even for the tag titles, and hid behind the fact that you "earned" it. You "earned" the cheap shot. "Earned" the thievery. "Earned" the ability to walk around with a belt that wasn't yours in order to drape yourself in gold like a BET spokesperson and tell the world you're the best. You needed it to feed your ego because you're dead inside, Engy. You needed it because you had to validate the verbal spew that drizzles out of your mouth every time your pedophilic mug steps in front of a camera. You're a fraud, a scam artist, and you're going to be exposed.


The figure on the see-saw reached into his robe and pulled out what looked like a locket. He popped it open and his head moved slowly down to whatever was inside the golden oval.

The figure appears to shake its head slowly.

A word comes across the screen.

FAMILY


Sometimes, it is best to be your own family. You don't need anyone else, but it is always nice to have some backup. The figure on the see-saw is imposing, dark, creepy even.....but even they hated to be alone.

It sucks to be alone in life.

Engy is going into this match alone, for the most part, with a partner that is debuting. Nobody knows how he will perform. Engy is the dark figure on the see-saw. Moving slowly off and walking back into the forest, walking into the abyss, alone and with nothing left but a monstrous past that disappears as quickly as it came.

Without family, what really do you have?


Engy thinks he has a chance in this match.


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That is almost as funny as his baby carrot dick. Look at the poll, Engy, baby carrot is in the lead!

I only have one question for you, Engy.

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*GASP*! A CLUE!


XWF TV NEWS:

THE MYSTERY COMPETITOR BIG REVEAL WILL BE IN THE NEXT PROMO!

STAY TUNED

WE KNOW ENGY WILL










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