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Poll: Does Engy have a baby carrot dick that he hides by being overly arrogant?
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04-06-2018, 04:08 PM

XWF TV

Static.


"Hello Engy!

How goes it?! How does it feel being double champion?! I bet it feels fucking swell. I bet it gives you a chubby so big that Fatback is jealous. I am beyond glad that you are euphoric, because it is the little things in life that must be cherished. It is also the little things in life that must NEVER be taken for granted because they are oh-so-limited. Just like your time as said double champion, Engy. Those days are ticking closer and closer to a fiery end. Your days of being the top dog are coming to a close. You may not see it because you have your head so far up your ass that that even Jenny Myst is jealous of how wide it stretched...........but let me just tell you, the grandfather clock is almost out of ticks.

I am sick and tired of waiting for Peter to get his fingers out of his mouth and actually say something, so I will just tell you now that everything you said about me, it is true. I AM a top ten all time legend. I am more un fucking believeable than you can fathom. Even in your fucked up dreams, I am freddy fucking kruger. When my name is finally announced, it is going to break the internet. For realz. There are just so many possibilities that I can be. The funny thing, is that Peter hates so many people, it was tough for him to pick a partner. The even funnier thing is that so many people hate him so much more. Peter is a lone wolf, a black sheep, a punchline in this joke called life. BUT, Peter Gilmour is in a position that makes him useful. Peter has managed to shit talk his way into a Tag Team Title shot, so there for he is the top free agent on the board. I contacted him because I think I can right the ship, I can steer him in the right direction.

LAND HO!!!!!!

And I don't mean Jenny Myst laying on the grass.

I mean the land can be seen, it really isn't all that far off in the distance. Peter Gilmour is right there.......SOOOO CLOSE, that he can almost touch relevancy again. I am here to give him that final bump. That final kick in the ass to make him do something besides stroke his penis and eat at Wendy's. I am also here because I have had more than enough time to study you. I have seen every move you've made in this business. I have sat back and watched your rise from Madison's lap dog to Madison's lap dog who is allowed outside on weekends, to Madison's lapdog who is trusted enough to protect the house when she goes to her Klan meetings. That is all you are, Engy, a lap dog. A figment of the oft-creative and aptly racist mind of a woman who may even be more evil than the man she admires. She even has a similar mustache!

Don't think we don't see it, Maddy, we do.

And you, Engy, I have seen the cracks in the foundation leaking through. I have seen you struggling to juggle the pressure of being anything more than a vagrant junkie. I see you beginning to fold like a tent in the wind, and I love it. You see, I have nothing against you, but you stole that title from Chris Chaos, you didn't earn it. You felt alone and wanted to be teammates with the one man on this roster as mentally unstable as you are.......

No, not Mezian.

Jim Caedus.

His days were numbered too, limited like a promotion at a big box store. Now look where he is. I couldn't help but laugh so hard I shit my pants when I saw that. Now, I get to be a part of murdering your career and it gives me a tingle in my taint, let me tell ya.

I could be anyone, Engy. I could be Doc, sure, but don't you think that Doc wouldn't allow himself to be a Mystery Competitor? He has far too much pride. I could be Cadryn Tiberius....hell, Cadryn loves to stick his nose in business he has no business being in. He also has a habit of showing up once, then disappearing, so will this be my only promo for the match?

Who knows.

I could be Finn, though I'd probably out myself by stroking my own ego so much that my lack of accomplishments would give me away off the bat.

Hmmm..........

I COULD be Micheal Graves, making up the fact that I am not medically cleared but not wanting to team with you because I am intimidated by competition above me and know I don't have anything left so I have to take the incognito approach. I've done it before, and won, though I was facing Chris Chaos so I mean.......come on.

I could literally be anyone. I could be one of the old heads, very true.

It doesn't matter Engy my boy, it doesn't matter who I am. Just trust that I am someone who can pull my weight enough to take that title off your shoulder. You don't see the disadvantage you're in? You have Joachim Bright on your team. You've lost already. He, like you, is a champion by default. You're basically in this match alone. Two on one.

A threesome. Just the way I like it.

While I agree with you that Pete's timing has been less than stellar in booking this match, give the man a break I mean we already know that premature ejaculation is his niche. You can't fault the dude for that. Some guys just get a little excited.

You make a good point, though. Pulling double duty. You're stretching yourself too thin. You've already admitted you won't be on your game on those nights and you have Finn Kuhn coming up. As much as you should dominate Finn Kuhn like Robbie Bourbon dominates a five course meal, he will still suck a lot of time out of you and energy. Finn is a succubus. He sucks sucks sucks and you get nothing out of it at the end but mild satisfaction.....

Oh shit, that could be Jenny Myst also. Hell, maybe I am Jenny Myst? I mean, think about it....she loves to be in the spotlight. She loves to have people talk about her, and loves to pretend she matters to anyone except the truck stop johns she services to pay for her botox. I could be her....

I guess you will have to wait for Peter to tell you. The point is, Engy, that the ball is in your court here. Will you step up to the plate and call your shot like Babe Ruth or will you strike out when the curveball comes?

I bet the latter.

Because here is a newsflash Engy, and I hate to be the one to break it to you but you aren't that good.

Sharp gasp, intake of breath.

How dare I say that?

You have taken advantage of perhaps the weakest the XWF roster has ever been. Back in my day, your little pyscho-babble bullshit would get snuffed out faster than the teen girls in the porn I like to watch. You aren't that good, Engy, and I am going to make sure that at the end of the night I am standing over your bruised ego holding up a belt that you admitted isn't your top priority anyway.

Your end is just beginning, and I am going to love to watch you suffer.


Static.

Laughing.

Reno.
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