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XWF Legend and Poetry Club Hall of Famer Benny Blowjobs is walking the halls of the arena hosting tonight's Savage asking various members of the roster if they want some cheap world class head. Of course all the bougie-bitchies decline the offer. But not Muddy Waters.

Benny happens upon the drunken kin fucker taking a pre match nap in the back so naturally Benny does what any good cocksucker would do in a similar situation. He sprays his mouth with some dollar store Binaca, unzips Muddy's pants and climbs ontop of the man in a 69 position. Benny then reaches into Muddy's pants gently grabbing hold of the man's flaccid penis. He removes a gray pubic hair from the tip of the penis before inserting it into his mouth.

For reasons Benny isn't really sure of a ref shows up and begins a three count. Apparently the 69 position counts as a pin in the XWF as both of Muddy's shoulders are down on the mat.


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"I don't think so!"

Suddenly James Raven bursts onto the scene! Raven grabs Benny Blowjobs by the back of the head and pulls him off of Muddy.


Gross!

Raven tosses Benny up against the wall effectively ending the pin attempt before the ref could get to three.

Look Ben it's not personal. I'm sure you're a nice guy but I put in the work to beat this clown and I'll be damned if I let you blow your way to the top. Tell you what though, because I'm a fair guy, after I beat this chump for the title later tonight, if you want a shot at it just ask and I'll be happy to grant your request.

K2 - vs - Richard Dweck - vs - Christian Andrews Standard Triple Threat, 1 Fall 4 RPs max, 1k limit per RP

K2 saunters down to the ring being all redneck and racist.





Richard Dweck appears in the ring like some sort of magician. Just poof out of thin air. Like Cadryn Tiberius but less gay.





And last but not least, rounding out our triple threat match of men with no entrances listed on their roster page, Christian Andrews.

The bell rings and K2 anxious to start the match off, charges forward. Dweck is on the other end of that charge as K2 meets him with a huge right hook that sends Dweck stumbling backwards into the turnbuckle. K2 runs forward and starts pounding away at the defenseless man before grabbing his head, turning sideways, and chucking him up and over the top rope to the outside. K2 turns his attention to Christian and charges toward the man standing in the opposite turnbuckle. However, Christian easily moves out of the way, grabbing at K2's head from behind and helping encourage him into the turnbuckle with a little push. K2 meets the turnbuckle face first and bounces backwards, stunned by the lack of human contact that was supposed to be there. As he stumbles backwards though, Christian is quick to capitalize and grabs at the side of K2, lifting him up and bringing him down hard with a backbreaker. Christian rolls K2 over onto his stomach and places his knee on his back, sliding his hands under K2's chin and lifting up in a Chinlock.

The crowd is starting to get behind the veteran Christian Andrews, albeit new to this federation, as Christian has the chin lock locked in and K2 screams out in agony. Richard Dweck slides back into the ring, but trips over the bottom rope as he tries to stand. Christian looks his way in disgust, before finally releasing K2. Christian stands as Richard charges him from behind. Christian is quick to spin around and duck under a clothesline attempt, lifting Richard up and slamming him down hard with a Spinebuster! Christian bounces off the ropes and comes back with a Leg Drop right onto Richard's throat. Richard rolls toward the ropes, as Christian bounces off the opposing ones again, this time using a baseball slide dropkick to the downed Richard, knocking him through the bottom ropes and again to the outside.

K2 has gotten back to his feet and charges Christian who just barely catches him in time, ducking under a huge right hand attempt from K2 and coming up with an uppercut that rocks K2's jaw, lifting him from his feet and planting him firmly on his back. The crowd silenced at the hard punch, wondering if K2 is alright and some even stand in concern. K2 isn't moving as Christian lifts him to his feet and uses a fireman's carry to put him on his shoulders. He inverts the hold and taunts the crowd as the fans start cheering, before lifting K2 up and over from one shoulder to the next, and planting him hard on his neck and head successfully connecting the Soul Stealer! The referee drops down as Christian covers from that position.




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"DING! DING! DING!"

Winner - Christian Andrews

Richard still rolls around in pain on the outside, unable to get to his feet while K2 lays lifeless in the ring. Christian stands to his feet, allows the referee to lift his hand in victory before turning his sights to the back and taking his exit. The crowd cheers for him, but Christian seems unfazed by it and almost disgusted by the lack of competition as he disappears into the back.

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Mezian - vs - Tommy Wish - vs - Logan Muscles Standard Triple Threat, 1 Fall 2 RPs max, no word limits

Mezian comes down to the ring looking like the certified O.G. that he is. The fans love him of course so they shower him with cheers and used underwear.





The lights goes off in the arena, and starts to flicker as his theme plays on the X-Tron. Then the lights turns white, and Tommy comes down to the ring with giving high fives to the fans. Then he rolls into the ring, and stand in the ring.





Dweck runs down to the ring and slides right in there ready to get right to work.



With the match now officially started Mezian makes the first move and goes right at Logan Muscles but before he makes contact with him Tommy Wish gets jumps in and takes out Mezian with a drop kick.

Wish looks up and immediately goes at Logan but gets smacked with a knee to the face by Mezian. Mezian then leans down, picks up Logan and tosses him into the corner which he follows up with diving forearm smash that leaves Logan in a seated position, his head resting against the second turnbuckle.

Mezian backs up a few steps and then charges in, hitting Logan with a knee to the face. He backs away again and prepares to do it all over again but Wish steps in and almost beheads Mezian with a violent clothesline. Mezian hits the mat but he doesn’t stay down for long. In fact, he is the up almost immediately. Mezian grabs Tommy Wish, and tosses him right into the corner like he was a feather. Mezian slowly and methodically walks over to his two fallen opponents trying to determine which one to strike next.

As he does this Wish springs to his feet like he were a nimble cat and takes down Mezian with an arm drag and then immediately follows up by pulling his opponent up and nailing him with a suplex and bridge pin…





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Broken up by Mezian.

Mezian landed a double fist to the back of Avery’ head. He then lifts him up by head and just tosses him aside. Instead opting to go at Justin Sane. The Asylum and Sane seem to have some bad blood so this move is not surprising. However it is a bad move as Avery quickly gets back up and from behind drops Mezian with a backbreaker. He then quickly ascends the turnbuckles dragging Mezian with him and tosses his opponent halfway across the ring with an overhead belly to exploder suplex from the top turnbuckle. Avery crawls over for the cover…






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Mezian shoves Tommy Wish out of the ring and then grabs Logan Muscles. He whips him into the ropes and on the return takes Logan down with a crossbody. He then pulls Logan up spins him around and then plants him with a DDT. Mezian doesn’t even bother with a cover and instead continues to go on the offensive with a series of well placed punches. Mezian then backs away from Logan to catch his breath and also to plan out his next attack but he doesn’t get to think long as he grabs Logan and absolutely destroys him with APOCALYPSE NOW!!! And a quick cover.



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"DING! DING! DING!"

Winner - Mezian

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Shino Ganbō - vs - Jeremiah Dixon Standard Match 4 RPs max, 1k limit per RP

"The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Hiroshima, Japan, standing in at six feet and weighing in at 225 lbs... SHINO GANBOOOOOOOOO!"

A soft rock beat begins to play as the lights all cut out and we hear "You don't fool me, while the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows, no stranger to you and me" the rock beat picks up to heavy temp as the chorus to "In the air tonight" by In This Moment hits. A single spotlight finally hits the ring as we see man known as Shino Ganbo sitting in the corner of the ring cross legged. With the spotlight on him he grabs the top rope and pulls himself up into a staring position with his opponent as the music cuts and the lights raise.

After that, Jeremiah Dixon walks down to the ring as he doesn't have a theme or an entrance listed.

"His opponent! From Los Angeles, California" - a small pop from the crowd for the hometown boy - "Standing in at 6 foot 1, and weighing in at 240 lbs... JEREMIAH "IMPACT" DIXON!"

Referee Mika Hunt signals for the bell to ring, and we are off! Ganbo tries taking the initiative in the early going, but Dixon is quick to refute Ganbo's advances with a crisp arm drag. Ganbo is quick to get up however, and as Dixon hits another arm drag, Ganbo rolls with it, taking Dixon down with a solid arm drag of his own!

Dixon rolls back to his feet, but Ganbo is on him again, kneeing the veteran in the gut. Ganbo runs off the ropes, trying to look for a basement dropkick, however Dixon manages gets back to his feet quick enough and LAYS OUT Ganbo with a clothesline that almost takes his head off! Holy shit!

Dixon taps his abs to make sure they're still in good shape, and then he drags Ganbo up by the hair before giving him a solid forearm. Ganbo stumbles back, but kicks Dixon in the gut, causing the veteran to double over. Irish whip now by Ganbo, and on the return he gives Dixon a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover now by Ganbo as Mika goes for the count!

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Kick-out by Dixon!

Ganbo doesn't let up, trying to drag Dixon up by the hair, however the veteran still has fight left in him, taking Ganbo's arm and just wrenching on it! Ganbo cries out in pain, trying to free it from Dixon's grasp, however Dixon kicks the arm as he shoves Ganbo to the ropes! Ganbo runs back on the return-- snapmare takedown by Dixon! Now it's Dixon running off the ropes now, giving a jumping elbow to Ganbo on the ground!

Quick cover by Dixon!

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Kick-out by Ganbo now!

Dixon picks up Ganbo now, and Irish whips him into the corner! Dixon in the opposite corner, sizing up his target... big running jumping clothesline to the newbie! Some of the fans can be seen wincing in response as Dixon cockily smiles.

Ganbo huffs out air as he's barely still in this, feeling almost exhausted as Dixon looks ready to end this! He picks up Ganbo from behind, and locks in his arms for a Full Nelson... could we be seeing Dixon's dreaded Impact Driver? Dixon lifts up Ganbo...!

NO! Ganbo manages to use his good arm to elbow Dixon in the face and wiggle out of the Impact Driver! Dixon looks pretty groggy after that solid elbow to the face as Ganbo sees his chance! Step-up enzuigiri by the newcomer! Dixon crumbles to the mat as Ganbo sees the turnbuckle and realizes he could potentially win this match right now! He starts climbing to the top turnbuckles as the fans start cheering Ganbo on! He sizes up Dixon, who is only now starting to stir!

GANBO LEAPS! HE'S GOING FOR THE DEATH STAR!

Dixon sees it coming, and rolls out of the way! Ganbo crashes and burns, skidding across the canvas before coming to a halt. Dixon scrambles on all fours across the ring to dive on top of a possibly injured Ganbo, looking for a pin and sudden victory!

He doesn't even have to use a finisher, which is great because he never listed one when he submitted his paperwork to the XWF!

The referee slides across to make the count!

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THREE!

"DING! DING! DING!"

Winner - Jeremiah Dixon

Dixon stands up slowly, the referee grabbing his wrist and thrusting his hand into the air in victory. Jeremiah Dixon looks down at Shino Ganbo who still isn't moving after that massive missed maneuver, and he simply shakes his head at his opponents misfortune knowing that it could have been him laying there.

Determined to keep this momentum rolling, Jeremiah pulls away from the ref and climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate and enjoy the moment as we fade out.

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Kim Anderson - vs - Claire Lloyd - vs - Scully Standard Triple Threat, 1 Fall 4 RPs max, 1k limit per RP

Kimberly Anderson walks out, making her way to the ring, walking up the steps, then climbs through the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting her opponents.




As the beginning tunes of Final Countdown can be heard, it takes a bit for the crowd to warm up as the song begins to get going, but after a bit they're ecstatic. The song is rising to a crescendo as the lights above starting moving in tune to the song. Suddenly, emphatically both the song and the crowd scream out in unison "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"

Tig O'Bitties: Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 140 lbs... CLAIRE LLOYD!

Trying to ignore the awful lyrics of the song outside of the beginning and trying to contain the huge grin across her face, Claire skips down to the ring, slapping some of the fans' hands as she rolls inside. Getting up, she does some basic stretches as she warms herself up for the upcoming match.




Suddenly the arena lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage, his XWF Universal Championship over his shoulder. He looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendence and smirks. The chorus of boos fill the arena in disapproval of Skull, he shrugs it off and slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring them. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks once again at the crowd. He then raises his XWF Universal Championship in the air as the boos become louder. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt, before raising the title once again. Scully enters through the middle rope and into the ring. Skull walks over to the far turn buckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air, making sure the title is there for everyone to see and then does his "Look at me" taunt. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded, his title put over his shoulder. His music fades out.

With the three now in the ring, the ref calls for the bell and the women and Scully, begin to go around the ring, sizing each other up, trying to figure out who the hell is going to go after who. Scully gives a quick back and forth glance towards Claire, with a subtle head movement towards Kim, before moving his head to the opposite side, as if he was trying to get the muscles worked out in his neck. That's when both of them charge Kim, and begin to perform the double team ass whooping of a century, kicking the holy hell out of her. It seems like she stopped moving, and both of them kick and push her out of the ring before the two go into opposite sides of the ring, knowing if they had given each other time, one would inevitably betray the other.

The two look at one another, only to charge into each other, locking up at the shoulder. Scully overpowers her, then throws a knee into her stomach. He then grabs her by the arm and goes to toss her into the ropes, only for Claire to reverse the momentum by swinging around and swinging him into the ropes instead as he bounces off she swings her leg, straight into his stomach, repaying the earlier blow, causing Scully to clutch at his abdomen. Claire then performs a snap DDT, delivering Scully's head straight into the mat! Claire rolls him onto his back and goes for an outside leg pin, pulling his left leg as she lays down, but the moment the ref goes to slide, Scully kicks out of it the pin and moves to stand, a bit staggered still as he moves to rest into a corner. Claire tries to go after him, only for him to yank himself up off the air, and she ends up eating double boots to the face. This causes her to fall to the ground right under him as he brings his feet to the middle ropes. He then drops down aiming to slam a knee to her face, which she rolls away from. Scully, glad he only did that from the middle, still feels a bit of pain in his knee, which he rubs and begins to swing his leg a few times to get the feeling back. He notices Claire is about to stand and he decides his knee just needs a bit more exercise so he runs towards the ropes, leaps to the middle rope, and as she stands, she only see Scully flying towards her, as she feels a foot smack against her skull!

As she's staggered to one knee, Scully gets back to his feet quickly, and rushes to her, grabbing her her and lifting her before delivering a snap swinging neckbreaker! After delivering the maneuver, he hooks both of her legs as he pins her, thinking that was the end of the match!

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Claire kicks out hard, Scully, however, doesn't take kicking out for an answer, so he goes into another pin! However she kicks out again, this time before the count can start!

Scully looks at the ref, as if it was the ref's fault for not counting faster, so he moves to stand and begins to argue with the official. As they're exchanging words, Claire was getting her bearings again, regaining some of her stamina. She then stood up, and swung Scully around viciously to face her, before delivering a hard kick to his stomach and moving so that his left arm wraps around her head, while she grabs the waist of his pants and lifts him up off his feet performing a perfect looking Northern Lights Suplex to him! Her toes pointed like a ballet dancer, straight down into the mat, as he is pinned and the ref slides for the count!

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Scully kicks out which tosses Claire up onto her feet, and he's fucking pissed! He stands up, and moves into a corner to recuperate, not believing she could do that to him, or that she surprised him to begin with. Claire turns to face Scully, looking at him, smiling while breathing hard. Both of them getting worn out from hitting each other with big enough moves that would put down weaker wrestlers. They begin to circle the ring, only for Claire to make the first move, as the veteran takes advantage with performing a perfectly timed spinning heel kick to her, knocking her straight to the ground and stunned. He moved quickly and performed a standing moonsault to her, but she kicked out first to make sure he didn't get to pin her. He stood up, then bent down to pick her up by the waist, only to move his legs so that his legs are in front of her arms, only to perform No One's Property, the Styles Clash maneuver, before rolling so that they are both backs to the mat before he sits up and pushes her legs up as he pins her shoulders down with his legs!

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At the very last millisecond, she swung her body to the left getting her right shoulder up off the mat, breaking up the pin! Claire is completely and totally spent! I'm not sure she has anything left to offer in this match against a former Universal champion, but she's still not ready to pack it in! Scully is furious, wishing this match was already in his rearview mirror... but he suddenly realizes Kim Anderson is still laying motionless across the ring, unconcious after the brutal double team earlier in the match! Scully crawls across the canvas to her, standing up and lifting Kim to her feet as well.

NO ONES PROPERTY!

Scully hits the same move on Kim that he hit on Claire, but this one could win him the match! He hooks the leg and makes the cover!

ONE!

Claire is stirring! She won't let Scully get the cover!

TWO!

She crawls slowly across the ring, her arms outstretched for Scully's foot to try and pull him off of... she's desparate!

THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Winner - Scully!

It's over! Scully has pulled out the victory overcoming a very game effort from Caire Lloyd and some complete and utter dogshit from Kim Anderson! It's amazing that woman keeps getting opportunities in the XWF... she'll tell you she's 1-3, but she's really like 1-9. Who's that unlucky 1?

Anyways, enough distracting from Scully's moment. The former Universal Champion looked great and is on his way to big things, we're sure!

#TeamRetard3.0?

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Erik Black - vs - Azrael* Black Death Match The Grim Reaper will be at ringside, attempting to cut somebody's head off. Whoever gets their head chopped off first is the loser! 3 RPs max, 2k limit per RP

The two competitors are already in the ring with the referee, the closing notes of Azraels entrance music "Gemini Syndrome" fading from the speakers as the ref shouts final instructions to the two competitors. They barely listen to the zebra, as both are focused on the grim reaper circling the floor outside the ring with a large scythe in his hands. The fans murmur in terror, unsure if they're actually going to witness a live beheading tonight.

The referee shrugs, and calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!


Erik Black and Azrael circle each other in the ring, Azrael grabbing the much larger man and attempting to irish whip him into the ropes where the grim reaper is waiting on the apron with his scythe to chop Erik Blacks head off. Black manages to skid to a halt short of the death merchant, the blade whizzing past his face as Azrael grabs him from behind and hits an STO backbreaker! Black is writhing in pain as the grim reaper drops to the floor and pouts at missing his opportunity to decapitate. On the mat Azrael locks Erik Black into a tight north-south choke and tries to submit his opponent, but Black throws a hard elbow into Azraels face to break the hold.

There's no submissions here. Somebodies head is getting chopped off!

The two men climb to their feet, and Azrael charges Erik Black driving several forearms into his face and forcing him across the ring into the far turnbuckle. The grim reaper sees another opportunity and sprints around the outside of the ring, well, sprints as quickly as his long robes and bony feet will let him. Azrael punches Black a few times with a closed fist, but what's the referee gonna say? Somebodies going to die here, who's worried about closed fists? Azrael sees the grim reaper coming around the corner and decides he's not finished with Erik himself, and flips up for a leg scissors takedown that sends Erik Black flying across the ring. Azrael is still in the corner as the grim reaper leaps up to the apron and takes a massive swing with his scythe, but Mr. Supernova sees it coming and ducks underneath the blade. He hits the grim reaper with a dropkick that sends him crashing to the floor, and Azrael rolls back to his feet at the same time as Erik Black and launches himself through the air with a vicious spear!

Good god! He almost broke Erik in half there!

Erik Black is rolling around on the canvas in agony, moaning about quote boxes and word counts and Muddy Waters being a prick... I don't think he knows where he is or what's happening after that spear! He grabs onto the ropes, dragging himself up to his feet where the Lilliputian Azrael is waiting for him... Devastar! Azrael lifts Erik into a gorilla press and hurls him over the top rope to join the grim reaper! Erik Black goes tumbling to the floor only to land right at the feet of the match's stoic executioner! A hush descends over the crowd, maybe a trace of nervous laughter here and there. I mean, surely this "Grim Reaper" won't actually commit a gruesome murder right here and now, right?

Erik slowly stands up to his feet. The Reaper doesn't move. Erik looks at the strange figure with trepidation and uncertainty. He takes half a step back.

It's over in the blink of an eye! The reaper's scythe slashes through the air, severing Erik's head from his shoulders so viciously it spins in the air a couple times before landing. His body heaves ponderously before tipping over to the floor, the neck stump pumping blood all over the place. Somebody in the front row pukes. The squeamish avert their eyes or scream! Children are traumatized forever! (Although really though, who the fuck is bringing kids to an XWF show?)

The Grim Reaper steps into the massing pool of blood and rips his mask and hood off......IT'S THE ENGINEER! Engy picks up Erik's head and punts it into the crowd, field goal style!

IT'S GOOD!

The Universal Champion wheels around and grabs the nearest camera with both hands, bringing his leering visage right up to the lens.

I said I'd get you fuckers, didn't I? CHRIS! JENNY! Your stupid little stable is FUCKED. You think I forgot? Kids, I NEVER forget.

But I'll give you one chance. I want a PUBLIC apology for the shit you pulled at Turning Point. One chance. Or I'll send the both of you to hell right alongside Erik.

Pick wisely.

Engy lets go of the camera and takes one last glance at his handiwork as the ring crew rushes to clean up the gruesome mess. He walks up the ramp, leaving crimson footprints in his wake.

WINNER (AND STILL ALIVE): AZRAEL EREBUS

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The Essence of Excellence - CT - vs - inFamous Standard Match 3 RPs max, 2k limit per RP

The overhead lights in the arena go dim as strobe lights begin to flash in rhythm to the sound of thunder crashing in the distance. The crowd goes wild as the fog rolls thickly from the top of the ramp as Cadryn Tiberius slowly makes his way out of the back. He stands tall in the midst of the fog as a storm rumbles behind him. Cadryn begins walking down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans on the way down. Cadryn climbs the apron and enters the ring, pausing for a moment in the middle before tossing his white Stetson cowboy hat into the crowd.



The arena goes black as the music starts. As the song picks up, inFamous makes his way out from the back bee-bopping around to the beat of the song. He slowly makes his way to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.

Cadryn and InFamous circle each other, both men locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Cadryn pushes forward. InFamous tries to control the lockup, spinning Cadryn towards the corner. Cadryn pulls him into a side headlock. InFamous pushes Cadryn to the ropes, and that sends him running. Cadryn rebounds, knocking InFamous down with a shoulder tackle! InFamous pops up to his feet, and hits the ropes, not wanting to be outdone here tonight! He rushes towards the ropes, ducking under a clothesline and knocking Cadryn down with a Shoulder Tackle of his own! The two men get back up, standing face to face as they contemplate their next move. InFamous raises a hand, signaling for a Test of Strength. The crowd cheers, wanting to see Cadryn perform the action! He’s careful, slowly raising his own hand to lock it in. InFamous grins, and quickly shoots out a kick to the stomach of Cadryn. Cadryn doubles over, allowing InFamous to connect with a European Uppercut!

InFamous hits Cadryn with shots to his ribs, as he tries to pick him up for a Spinebuster. Cadryn stops the attempt, planting his feet to keep him grounded, catching InFamous with an Elbow to the back of his neck. InFamous stumbles backwards, Cadryn wraps him up and whips him into the corner. Cadryn charges in, but InFamous catches him with a kick! InFamous backs up and clobbers Cadryn with a huge Clothesline! Cadryn falls to the mat, and rolls to the outside to collect himself. InFamous looks on, ready to continue this match on the outside of the ring. Both men meet on the outside, and Cadryn levels InFamous with an Uppercut! InFamous stumbles backwards, and Cadryn takes him down with a running clothesline on the outside. Cadryn takes a second to size his opponent up, as InFamous gets to a knee. The crowd boos though, as InFamous catches Cadryn with a knee lift to his stomach as he charges towards him. InFamous backs up, waiting for Cadryn to get back to his feet. He does, and InFamous charges towards him! The crowd cheers as Cadryn tosses InFamous into the crowd with an backdrop! Cadryn takes a moment to collect himself, as InFamous lays on the other side of the barricade.

InFamous finally gets back to his feet, as he hops over the barricade. He tries to collect himself, but Cadryn catches InFamous with a Superkick! Cadryn rolls his opponent back into the ring, then quickly slides into the ring, covering his opponent!


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KICKOUT!!!


InFamous kicks out!

Cadryn kicks InFamous in the head, but that only seems to anger InFamous! InFamous rises from the mat, as Cadryn hammers into him with fist after fist. He tries a knee lift, but InFamous catches him and puts him down with a Spinebuster! InFamous roars, much to the crowd’s disapproval as he tries to get back into this match. Cadryn gets to his feet, and InFamous blasts him with a Running High Knee! He spins Cadryn around, connecting with a lightning fast DDT! InFamous rushes to the turnbuckle and quickly hops up to the top waiting for Cadryn to get up. Cadryn makes it to his feet and staggers around before turning to face InFamous. InFamous dives off the top rope and connects with a missile dropkick! Cadryn hits the mat hard. InFamous hops to hit feet and hits the ropes, bouncing off with a Lionsault for the pin!
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Cadryn wastes no time, getting back up to his feet as InFamous quickly joins him. Cadryn eats a Forearm shot, but quickly clobbers InFamous with a European Uppercut! He ties InFamous up,but InFamous breaks free from the hold, landing a stiff Uppercut to the jaw of Cadryn! Cadryn’s head pops back, as InFamous tries for a front facelock. He goes to lift Cadryn up into the air, but Cadryn swings over and lands behind InFamous! InFamous spins around, and Cadryn tosses him with an From Dusk Till Dawn!

Cadryn quickly covers him!


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InFamous kicks out again, both men getting back to their feet as they prepare for the upcoming brawl. Cadryn goes for a standing Forearm Smash, but InFamous ducks and clobbers him with an elbow! InFamous lays into him with several forearm shots of his own, he shoots in for a German Suplex but Cadryn pushes him away. Cadryn springs forward with a superkick, but InFamous is able to duck under. He shoots back in again, completing the waist lock and taking Cadryn down hard with a German Suplex! Cadryn lands hard, but rolls backwards to his feet, as he stands he is clobbered by a running Heel Turn from InFamous! InFamous covers him once again!


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InFamous grumbles something, annoyed that he hasn’t been able to put away Cadryn. He quickly leaves the ring, trying to clear his head. Cadryn watches as his opponent leaves the ring, getting back up to his feet as he does. Cadryn follows, but he quickly receives a kick to the side of his ribs when he does. InFamous tries tossing him into the nearby barricade, but Cadryn reverses and InFamous almost collides into the ring post! Cadryn charges in, but InFamous catches him and throws him into the ring post! Cadryn falls hard to the mat, but InFamous quickly picks him back up. InFamous grabs the back of his neck and sends him crashing into the nearby barricade! It shakes violently as Cadryn collides with it, giving InFamous ample time to recover. Cadryn looks worse for the wear, trying to crawl towards his opponent. InFamous gets him back to his feet, throwing him face first into the ring post again! InFamous rolls Cadryn back into the ring and quickly covers him, looking to end this match now!





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KICKOUT!!!


InFamous looks to be upset, quickly getting into Chaz Bobo’s face about his count. He snarls, but Bobo keeps his distance. InFamous marches towards Bobo as he continues to argue, but Cadryn LEVELS InFamous with a forearm to the back of his head! InFamous doesn’t stay down for long, as he rises to a knee as Cadryn smashes into his back with a Forearm. A quick kick to the side of InFamous’ head staggers him for the moment, allowing Cadryn to hoist him up onto his shoulders. Cadryn waits for a moment, trying to catch his breath. He swings InFamous out, looking to connect with a From Dusk Till Dawn. InFamous swings out, landing on his feet as he counters it into a DDT! The crowd boos, as Cadryn is planted headfirst into the mat. With Cadryn in place, InFamous makes his way towards the nearby corner. He starts to climb up. InFamous looking to line his opponent up. The crowd boos, as he takes his time, almost taunting them in a way. InFamous leaps from the top rope, looking to connect with a 450 splash



BUT


Cadryn MOVES!!


InFamous crashes hard into the mat, and both men lay still for the moment. Realizing that both men aren’t getting up, Chaz Bobo quickly starts his count!





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inFamous moves first, pushing himself slowly to his feet and collapsing againt the ropes for support. Cadryn is moving as well, but can't get to his vertical base quite as quickly. inFamous is trying to regain his balance...

inFamous is setting up...

Cadryn is on his feet ... !!!

HEEL TURN!

INFAMOUS LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!

CADRYN DUCKS!

CT had that one well scouted, and dropped back to the mat as soon as he reached his feet! He pops back up and grabs inFamous... he lifts his challenger off the mat before he can regain his senses from the kick, and hits

FROM

DUSK

TILL

DAWN!!!!!!!!!!

THE ESSENCE OF EXCELLENCE CADRYN TIBERIUS HAS LAID OUT INFAMOUS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

He makes the cover!

The crowd is on their feet as the ref slides in to make the cover!

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DING! DING! DING!

Winner - Cadryn Tiberius

Cadryn has won! The Essence of Excellence has excelled excellently here tonight! How excellent! CT rolls off of inFamous and celebrates on the turnbuckle with the cheering fans, and we slowly fade out to a commercial.

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MAIN EVENT Muddy Waters** - vs - James Raven X-treme Rules 4 RPs max, 1k limit per RP **If Muddy is X-treme Champion when Savage airs, title is on the line

Coming to the ring first from Pikeville, Kentucky, the XWF Xtreme Champion - Muddy Waters. Muddy walks down to the ring while he pounds a six pack of Miller Lite.





The entire arena slowly fades to black as the audience excitedly awaits the entrance of "The Peoples GOAT". The drum beat and guitar solo start and a series of white and blue spotlights come up and pan the crowd. Mike Shinodas voice is heard on the speakers singing.

“Now here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, throw ‘em up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind… filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, high and tight so I wont get loose.”

By now the fans are going wild and cheering as the spotlights slowly make their way to the top of the entrance ramp where a dim fog begins to form.

“Truth is you can stop and stare, rub myself out and no one cares, dug the trench out and lay down there with a shovel up, out of reach somewhere… yeah, someone pouring in, make it a dirt glass floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out when they bring that chorus in.”

The spotlights come together as one, and the fog fills the top of the ramp until the downbeat hits and a major blue and silver pyrotechnic display goes off and the rest of the arena lights turn up to full. When the smoke clears James Raven is seen on top of the ramp, his hands thrown up over his head and a huge smile on his face.

“I BLEED IT OUT!!! Diggin’ deeper just to throw it away, I BLEED IT OUT!!!”

James makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for pictures with several of them until he reaches the base of the ramp. Then, he pauses for a few seconds and sprints for the ring, diving in under the bottom rope and sliding in to the center of the mat on his hands and knees. He poses for a second, then gets up and runs for the turnbuckle, climbing up and posing yet again for the fans before doing a 360 degree spin off and doing the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As his music fades out he stretches in his corner, and then waits for the starting bell.


Muddy and James Raven exchange looks, like the want to rip each other apart, but neither one seems anxious to make the first move. Finally, they lock up.

The pressure is mounting here, Muddy's title is on the line!

We are just blessed to have a legend like James Raven on Savage! What an event this is!

Raven walks Muddy back into the corner but the veteran reverses and shoves Raven back into the corner, kneeing him in the gut then hitting an uppercut on the legend. Muddy then fires off a series of body blows on Raven, who covers up and the ref separates them. As soon as the ref Muddy launches himself, splashing Raven then firing off more shots.

Muddy is bringing a good old fashioned Kentucky bar fight to James Raven here!

Raven is too poised for this, he is going to let Muddy tire himself out here. I like the strategy.

The ref pulls Muddy back again.

This time when Muddy goes back at Raven, the legend explodes out of the corner and clubs Muddy, backing him off, before coming othe ropes with a shoulder block, brining the redneck to his back. Coming off the ropes on the other side, Raven hits a moonsault and lands squarely on Muddy. Instead of going for the cover, however, Raven stays on the attack.

Picking up Muddy by the head, he goes for a DDT, but Muddy shoves him off and Raven bounces off the ropes, hitting a running knee to the face and stumbling Muddy back against the ropes. Raven pulls him off the ropes, knees him in the gut and hits a massive DDT in the center of the ring.

Raven hooks the leg.



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Muddy kicks out!


Muddy kicks out, Raven tried to steal one there!

Muddy is a tough country dude! Gonna take more than a DDT! He is going to need to damn near kill him to beat him!

Don't give him ideas.

Muddy is trying to get back to his feet and Raven kicks him in the side, propelling him over onto his back with a groan and a wince. Raven is toying with Muddy, pushing him around with his foot. On the 4th or 5th small kick, Muddy chops the ankle of Raven, bringing him to one knee and then grabbing the leg and biting it. Raven yells and kicks Muddy in the face with his other leg.

Muddy rolls out of the ring. Raven gets to his feet, limping a little and possibly bleeding. He rolls out of the ring to meet Muddy, but doesn't see the wilely veteran crouched near the ring.

Raven goes after Muddy and the Kentuckian grabs a pipe he grabbed from under the ring and blasts Raven in the head.

MY GOD! He tried to take James Raven's head off!

Swinging for the fences! Does Kentucky have a baseball team?

Only college.

They have colleges?

Muddy drops to one knee before bringing the pipe back over his head and bringing it down on the ribs of Raven.

Raven rolls out of the way as Muddy brings the pipe down again, but he misses and it smacks off the ring steps. Raven uses the barricade the lift himself up and Muddy charges but Raven is able to get a shot on, backing him up before using his remaining strength to bull rush Muddy back first into the ring apron.

OOOOHHHH from the crowd. Muddly crumbles and Raven rolls into the ring. He is waiting for a weakened Muddy to come up.

This match has spiraled out of control, we have a bleeding Raven waiting for a woozy Waters. Gotta love the X-Treme division!

Been a short match but already so much action!

Muddy crawls into the ring and as soon as he is on his feet Raven hits a spinebuster! Muddy is down in the middle of the ring.

Raven stumbles over and begins to take the turnbuckle padding off.

What is he thinking here?!

I think you know.

Muddy, being the tough S.O.B that he is, is getting to his feet as Raven knees him in the face. Raven then finishes taking the turnbuckle padding off.

Muddy is resilient and is getting back to his feet. Raven grabs him and dumps him back into a fall away slam. Muddy's face slams off the exposed turn buckle and he falls to the mat. He, too, now has a cut on his head. Blood trickles down to the ring.

Raven signals for the Flight of the Raven.....he wants to end it right here.

Muddy, again, gets back to his feet. Raven sizes him up, but just as he goes to grab him Muddy moves, sliding behind.

SUPLEX.

NO!!!

REVERSED!!


FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN!!!!



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DING! DING! DING!

Winner AND NEW XWF XTREME CHAMPION - JAMES RAVEN