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The Engineer · **03-20-2018, 03:55 AM**

Madison kicks out!

Wow, what a bunch of tired ass bullshit that was. Hey hon, you wanna cut insult shoots? You came to the right place. And by right place, I mean the person who's gonna cut you up so bad that peeking baby carrot you call a dick is gonna retract right back up into your torso out of shame.

Don't you roll up on me with this weak ass high school boy's locker room game. "The best part of you rolled down your mama's leg." "Giving Helen Keller an eye test". Corny ass motherfucker. But hey, at least your getting that full dollar's worth out of that "Adult Joke Book" you scored at the Salvation Army. Seriously, did you just Google search "insulting hacky jokes" and copy/pasta whatever you found onto the note cards you no doubt had to use to mush-mouth your way through this embarrassing spectacle? You fucking LOSER. You utterly unoriginal blackhole of ingenuity.

I made you want to castrate yourself? GAWD PLEEEAAASSEEE DOOOO IT! It it will spare untold future generations from listening to this garbage tier, bombing on stage insult comic claptrap that can only be a net positive for humanity at large. You're like Sam Kinison if Sam Kinison only stole Carlos Mencia's worst stolen jokes. You're BOMBING sweety.....BOMBING!

So why don't you make like most of the newbies here, sign up, stick around for a cup of coffee and then bitch about not being able to keep up with the level of competition instead of stepping up your game (because God forbid you IMPROVE) and limp your ass out the back door, content in the knowledge that hey, at least that couple hundred you scored for that dark match will keep you in children's cereal and hot pockets while you get to planning what fed you're gonna humiliate yourself in next from the comfort of your masturbatorium in your mother's basement.

Oh they don't pay that much for dark matches anymore? Huh.

Madison slides the garbage can back to him.

Then you may need what's in here more than I do.

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