"It's me, it's me, it's Scully. Of course the same Scully, you love to hate. I love the fact that you hate me too. It's a priveledge to get under your skin and piss you off. When some guy watches me on his 32" Television from the comfort of his own home and his wife/woman whatever is sat next to him, finger blasting herself over me, you can see why that douchebag dislikes me. He's probably admiring me just as much, wouldn't be suprised if he was knocking one off too. Not only do I have the body, the charisma, the looks, not to mention my amazing wrestling skills....I am what every woman wants and they hate the fact... That they can't have me. Hahahahaha. I'm simply #Made4TV.
That reminds me, before I talk about my upcoming match on Savage, I want to address the current XWF TV Champion, Chris Chaos. Now Chaos, I have called you out on more than one occasion and I get it, you're scared to face me. After all, Turning Point I had just dropped John Holliday on his stupid head and it was about to be night night, don't let the bed bugs bite. I was destined to be the NEW XWF TELEVISION CHAMPION.. Until you Chaos, did a smart thing, threw me out the ring and pinned John. But after doing it the cheap way, which by the way I would do exactly the same thing if you were actually good enough to have dominated that fatal four way match as I did, you wouldn't be a man and defend it against me.. One on one. Just to.let you know, I'm coming for you!
Now what do we have here for Savage? Well we've already established I don't have a match against Chaos. Scully verses Finn Kahn? Wait no... Maybe a second encounter with James Raven? Erm... No. Gravy? Engy? Main? Imperial? No.. none of them. Muddy Waters? Nope. Dredzin? What? Even worse than that?! Erm... Kim Anderson? Seriously? And Claire Lloyd? Who dat bitch?! Wait I'm in a triple threat match to confirm a new number one contender for the Bombshell Championship? HAHAHA
NO this must be a joke right? I'm not gonna be the James Ellsworth of the XWF. I'm a former XWF Universal Champion, damnit! It is what it is though, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. What is that exactly? How do I approach this one?
Equality- the state of being equal, especially in status, rights, or opportunities.
Is Kim Anderson equal to Scully? Is Claire Lloyd on the same level as me? Pfffftttt.... Yo bitches... Get in dat fuckin kitchen and make me a bacon sandwich and suck on my jumbo suasage. There's plenty of spunk to share around between the two of you. We'll go out to the ring and have a threesome. I'll make you both squirt over the XWF Galaxy. No.. I'd rather just smash your faces in! Plus Natalie wouldn't approve of such behaviour. It's not about me being a sexiest pig, its not even the fact that I'm stronger and more dangerous, it's simple really...
I AM WAAAAAAAY ABOVE YOU. I AM WAAAY BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU!
Kim Anderson I have established something and it wasn't difficult to figure out... Kim, you absolutely suck! Not only do you suck at sucking dick, you suck at wrestling. 8 months in the XWF and one poxy victory which was in your debut match against lady Rosalina? Wahoooo. 3 defeats later and you think you stand a chance against me? Claire isn't going to be your problem, just like your not going to be a problem for her... I'm the only problem and I'm a problem neither of you can fix. Kim, I had to waste valuable time by doing research on you, just to refresh my memory because let's face it nothing you have done is memorable. Hanging out with Chasm said it all, that in itself proved how lame you are! I could've did a puzzle with my little boy but instead I had to sit and endure your shit wrestling skills. I had to go through some XWF recordings to watch your crap promos and watch you get beaten. That is time I can't get back and I will have to make you pay for that!
Claire Lloyd, it's so lovely that your dad believes in you so much. He really loves you? Or hates you! What was he thinking? Giving you false hope before your debut match? Stay in bed, don't be foolish. Don't be like your old man.
Claire's <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> pops Said:"Can't say you'll be facing much. Scully's tough, but you should be able to get past him."
Past me? HAHAHAHA. Claire, you're not even fit to carry my bags, polish my wrestling boots, nevermind just hang with me in the ring. What else did he say?
Claire's <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> pops Said:" But, get past Kim and Scully - which should be a good deal for you - and you'll probably be moved up in the card."
As a dad myself, that is very bad parenting. He's trying to support you, right? Tell him he can support you in the hospital bed, wishing you on a speedy recovery after I drop you on your head with the best finisher.. Ever... Da End! I also have another message for Mr. Lloyd... Please tell him to shut his pie hole, the scrawny Cunt, before I hang him from the rafters above the ring on Savage. He can then watch the beating I put on you, first hand! How's that? You questioning who I am Claire? If you knew anything about the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, then you'd know who I am.. Ask Vinnie Lane and I'm sure he'd be delighted to tell you. I'll show you who I am on Savage and I'll show you what the XWF is all about!
The outcome is already obvious, I'm going to be the winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Everyone knew it before I even opened my mouth and now that I have, it's the start of something bad for Kim and Claire. I will be victorious and two wenches are going to receive a SAVAGE beatdown, courtesy of yours truly.
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like your old man.
