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Glass Shatters
03-12-2018, 11:07 AM
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BY GOD!







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HE'S HERE!






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THE TOUGHEST S.O.B WALKIN THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!





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THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!



















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STONE COLD!


















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BY GOD!











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STEVE AUSTIN!






















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WHAT?!


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I SAID! STONE COLD!




WHAT?!




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I SAID! BY GOD!



WHAT?!



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I SAID! STEVE-


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WHAT?!

WHAT JR?!

WHAT?!


Now you listen, to Stone Cold!

It's been a long damn time, but Stone Cold is back in the X-Dubya-F- and every last one of ya better know that Stone Cold can still raise hell, and Stone Cold can still kick some ass.

Now there's been a lot of damn yappin and a lot of damn flappin from the people in the back saying that Stone Cold just can't hang anymore-


WHAT?!

They said he's finished.


WHAT?!

Career is over.


WHAT?!

Washed up.


WHAT?!

Garbage.


WHAT?!

A pile of rattlesnake shit!


WHAT?!

EH! EH! EH!


WHAT?!

Well I'm here to tell ya now, that it don't make a damn bit of difference to Stone Cold what these sumbitches here think, because one thing has always been for certain about Stone Cold- and that's the fact that can't no sumbitch go toe to toe, pound for pound with the baddest S.O.B the word of wrestling has ever seen.

Ya' see this Saturday, the Texas Rattlesnake makes his long awaited return to the squared circle, and you better bet your asses that weather it be a dark match-


WHAT?!

A light match.


WHAT?!

A blue match.


WHAT?!

A green match.


WHAT?!


A purple match.



WHAT?!

A rainbow match.


WHAT?!

That Stone Cold is gunna raise some hell, drink some beer and kick some extra antiquated, slim jim suckin, stephanie mcmahon as a little girl fuckin, ew-ew-ew-ew- EWWWWW YEAAAAH! Steroid pumpin ass!

Randy Savage?! You think- you want a piece of Stone Cold? Then you bring your dead ass down to Saturday Savage so Stone Cold can kick your New World Order ass from corner to corner. You got a flyin elbow drop? Well Stone Cold has a boot shined bright and tied extra tight to kick your stupid lookin head all the way back to the Sarasota Cemetery!


AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!
CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!




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