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The Hammer's Coming Down
03-11-2018, 11:31 AM
Post: #1
I was told the XWF would present a challenge.

I was told this place would prove worthy.

I've barely been here 10 minutes and I can already tell that I'm going to have a lot of fun here. Doing what? Smashing faces and bashing heads! I'm nearly seven feet tall and weigh 380 pounds and I'm bringing all of that down with every Tank Hammer that I deliver! You see the size of my hands? You see?! I'll crush every bone in the body of every challenger that I face!
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03-11-2018, 11:43 AM
Post: #2
"..."

"Å slå deg vil være en enkel oppgave. Navn på datoen."
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03-11-2018, 12:42 PM
Post: #3
Jesus! That guy will kill me!

GET ME OUT OF MY CONTRACT!

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03-11-2018, 02:03 PM
Post: #5
Beastly! I like it!
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03-11-2018, 02:34 PM
Post: #6
(03-11-2018 01:09 PM)erikblack Said:  What's this fat retard talking about?

Didn't you just hear him? No? Angus, we need to help this guy.

Black Angus steps forward.

Angus here is going to translate into American Sign Language for you.

He's barely been here 10 minutes and he can already tell that he's going to have a lot of fun here. Doing what? Smashing faces and bashing heads! He's nearly seven feet tall and weighs 380 pounds and he's bringing all of that down with every Tank Hammer that he delivers! You see the size of his hands? You see?! He'll crush every bone in the body of every challenger that he faces!


As Jackie says all of this, Angus just sits there with his middle finger raised on his right hand.

Count me out, that guy will kill me!

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03-11-2018, 03:42 PM
Post: #8
Are you trying to instigate the Hammer, Erik Black? Fat bashing? Haha. I've apparently stumbled upon the Junior Olympics Division of the XWF. Tell me, how do I get in touch with the real competition?
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03-11-2018, 04:00 PM
Post: #10
Alistair cleares his throat before speaking, trying to remember the words in English and not in Norwegian. "Answer my challenge and I'll ensure the place you belong in is that 'Junior Olympics Division."
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03-11-2018, 05:10 PM
Post: #11
BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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03-11-2018, 05:52 PM
Post: #12
(03-11-2018 03:42 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  Tell me, how do I get in touch with the real competition?

I can get you a couple phone numbers....

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03-11-2018, 05:58 PM
Post: #13
Jesus.

With the exception of Engy this looks like a back alley AA meeting.

That's Autism Acceptance by the way.


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03-11-2018, 06:04 PM
Post: #14
(03-11-2018 05:58 PM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said:  Jesus.

With the exception of Engy this looks like a back alley AA meeting.

That's Autism Acceptance by the way.

I might have Autism actually.

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03-11-2018, 06:26 PM
Post: #15
Startled by the arrival of Cadryn Tiberius, Jackie shrieks in terror, cringing and flinching into a standing variant of the fetal position, looking like he is about to cry.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jackie faints. Black Angus hustles into the room and kneels beside his fallen friend and starts slapping Jackie.

Git up ye bleetin idjit, ye gots a match dis Wensdee.

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Why'd ye haf ta go un scare 'im like tha'?

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03-11-2018, 06:41 PM
Post: #16
(03-11-2018 03:56 PM)erikblack Said:  
(03-11-2018 03:42 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  Are you trying to instigate the Hammer, Erik Black? Fat bashing? Haha. I've apparently stumbled upon the Junior Olympics Division of the XWF. Tell me, how do I get in touch with the real competition?


Instigate? No I'm just wondering where a no talent fat bastard from Austin powers looking clown comes off talking shit when he obviously has the fighting prowess of a dead pigeon.

I'm a little surprised you're so quick to assume my capabilities, little buddy. You have the look. You have the style. But it appears to the Hammer that maybe you just haven't been kicked hard enough into your place yet. That can be fixed.


(03-11-2018 04:00 PM)Alistair Sørensen Said:  Alistair cleares his throat before speaking, trying to remember the words in English and not in Norwegian. "Answer my challenge and I'll ensure the place you belong in is that 'Junior Olympics Division."

Forgive my ignorance, Ali, but the Hammer lacks that Norwegian tongue. Thanks for the translation. Now, whats all the hub bub, bub?

(03-11-2018 05:52 PM)The Engineer Said:  
(03-11-2018 03:42 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  Tell me, how do I get in touch with the real competition?

I can get you a couple phone numbers....

There may be no need. I apparently already have the Universal Champion on speed dial.
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03-11-2018, 07:26 PM
Post: #18
My my we have some strong hammers in this room.

Why can't the XWF have the toughest man competition and see who has the toughest one of them all?

I'll judge.

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03-11-2018, 10:33 PM
Post: #19
(03-11-2018 06:45 PM)erikblack Said:  
(03-11-2018 06:41 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  
(03-11-2018 03:56 PM)erikblack Said:  Instigate? No I'm just wondering where a no talent fat bastard from Austin powers looking clown comes off talking shit when he obviously has the fighting prowess of a dead pigeon.

I'm a little surprised you're so quick to assume my capabilities, little buddy. You have the look. You have the style. But it appears to the Hammer that maybe you just haven't been kicked hard enough into your place yet. That can be fixed.


(03-11-2018 04:00 PM)Alistair Sørensen Said:  Alistair cleares his throat before speaking, trying to remember the words in English and not in Norwegian. "Answer my challenge and I'll ensure the place you belong in is that 'Junior Olympics Division."

Forgive my ignorance, Ali, but the Hammer lacks that Norwegian tongue. Thanks for the translation. Now, whats all the hub bub, bub?

(03-11-2018 05:52 PM)The Engineer Said:  I can get you a couple phone numbers....

There may be no need. I apparently already have the Universal Champion on speed dial.

And let me guess. You're just big enough and just retarded enough to do it, right? Sit down before you hurt yourself, job ber.

What are you getting at here? Am I big enough? I'm much bigger than you. Yeah, we've established that. Retarded enough? What?

Again, not to be ignorant, but am I wasting my time with this Erik Black guy? If I could get past the playground around here it would be great.
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03-12-2018, 09:15 AM
Post: #21
(03-12-2018 05:00 AM)erikblack Said:  
(03-11-2018 10:33 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  
(03-11-2018 06:45 PM)erikblack Said:  And let me guess. You're just big enough and just retarded enough to do it, right? Sit down before you hurt yourself, job ber.

What are you getting at here? Am I big enough? I'm much bigger than you. Yeah, we've established that. Retarded enough? What?

Again, not to be ignorant, but am I wasting my time with this Erik Black guy? If I could get past the playground around here it would be great.


Like I said "big guy". You're a fucking job ber. Sit down before you hurt yourself.

Thanks for the confirmation, "Little Guy".
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03-12-2018, 09:25 AM
Post: #22
(03-11-2018 06:41 PM)Tank Hammet Said:  
(03-11-2018 04:00 PM)Alistair Sørensen Said:  Alistair cleares his throat before speaking, trying to remember the words in English and not in Norwegian. "Answer my challenge and I'll ensure the place you belong in is that 'Junior Olympics Division."

Forgive my ignorance, Ali, but the Hammer lacks that Norwegian tongue. Thanks for the translation. Now, whats all the hub bub, bub?

Alistair blinks at Tank, not fazed. After another short bit, he says...

"Pick."

"A."

"Date."


The implication is clear as Alistair awaits a response.
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03-13-2018, 06:57 AM
Post: #23
You all sound hard to beat.

Anyone want to have a strap match?

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