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Finn Kühn Offline
Be the best, or be broken.



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#1
03-08-2018, 07:15 AM

"Damn, can't believe I was slow on the draw... Here, lemme help you up, boss man."

Finn takes the trash can off of Vinnie, throws away the cymbals, and extends a hand to help the XWF co-owner up. After brushing him off, Finn sighs as he looks at Vinnie.

"But the sad part is, it ain't over yet."

Vinnie barely has enough time to comprehend what Finn just said as Finn kicks him in the gut and hits a LION'S DEN, crushing the trash can! The referee from before counts the pin!

1!








2!






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The Blue Tango Offline
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#2
03-08-2018, 07:50 AM

I'm not champ anymore, douche bag! Get lost!
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Steve Austin Offline
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#3
03-08-2018, 08:04 AM

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Benny Blowjobs Offline
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#4
03-08-2018, 08:14 AM

Steve can I lick your head?

Both of them.

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Ever have someone blow their load on your chest while you fuck them in the ass? Want to?
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I'm here for the bitches.



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#5
03-08-2018, 08:15 AM

"My god... the technique... the mascular fortitude... this is the mouth that Jesus Christ promised us!"

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See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
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#6
03-08-2018, 08:17 AM

You couldn't handle the texas rattlesnake and that's the bottom line
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#7
03-08-2018, 08:18 AM

Come here honey. Sit on Benny's lap and let me stroke you to climax. First one is free.

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#8
03-08-2018, 08:19 AM

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#9
03-08-2018, 08:20 AM

(03-08-2018, 08:17 AM)Steve Austin Said: You couldn't handle the texas rattlesnake and that's the bottom line

I've handled twin pythons and vipers. Believe me sweetie, a Texas Rattlesnake is nothing more than a palate cleanser.

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The Macho Man Randy Savage Offline
Ooooh Yeeah, nWo, DIGGIT!



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(heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)


#10
03-08-2018, 08:43 AM

The reigning, defending, still reeling from attacks of the homosexual persuasion by Benny Blowjobs and Fun Koon, X-treme Champion of the Wooooooorld, Vincent Lane, is seen rushing to the showers to get some unidentified fluids off of himself.

(censored because nobody wants to see Lane's small love machine)

Lane has finished putting his clothes back on and starts to blow dry his hair. Those long beautiful golden locks blow in the hot wind being shot out of the blower and somehow is loud enough that Lane can't even hear his next challenger being introduced!


Michael Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen... boys and girls... at this time I'd like to introduce to you................ a man who transcends all of wrestling history and time.................... a man who is the undisputed originator of bringing The Madness................. and the master of the top rope diving elbow smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash...............

THE MA---CHO---MAN..................... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY SAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Macho Man rushes up and pushes Vincent face first into the mirror he already was cracking with his ugly mug but now the glass shatters and several shards get embedded into his face! Blood begins to flow as Lane refuses to let the blow dryer drop! His dedication is unrivaled as he tries fighting off Macho Man with one arm and continuing to blow dry his hair with the free hand!

Macho Man has no problem representing classic nWo tactics and just drops down to deliver the most macho low blow that has ever been delivered! Lane's eyes basically pop out of his skull and retract back in as he doubles over in pain, and the pressure of the blow also seems to have made several gallons of blood spray out of the cuts in his face! Macho Man tries yanking the blow dryer away from Lane but is unsuccessful in the attempt, so instead he just rolls Lane up in something he's very familiar with..... THE SMALL PACKAGE!

A referee runs out of the showers and slides across the floor to make the count!

...1

...2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Finn Kühn Offline
Be the best, or be broken.



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#11
03-08-2018, 09:15 AM

"Aren't you supposed to be dead? I suppose that would explain why you're slower than me," Finn shouts while pinning Lane down, the referee stuck in mid-count.

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#12
03-08-2018, 09:56 AM

SAVAGE!
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#13
03-08-2018, 10:52 AM

Wraith tilts his head slightly to the left as he studies The Macho Man. He wonders if this is truly another ghost or just some impersonator. Ultimately Wraith decides that it matters not and leaves the room.
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#14
03-08-2018, 11:07 AM

Vinnie uses magical wizard powers he acquired from his chance encounter with Evertrust last time he held the X-Treme Title to twist time and space so that both Macho and Finn are on top of him at once!

Then he kicks the fuck out of both of them, leaving them tangled together. Like lovers.


"Whoa... didn't even know I could do that, dude! Mach, you're my idol! I wish I had a tee shirt of you so I could wear it in profile pictures!"

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