As the new Xtrrrrrrrreme Champion James Raven strolls down the hall while occasionally shining up his belt, he notices something shiny catching his attention out of the corner of his eye. Turning, then walking towards the object in question, it becomes clear to see that the object in question... IS NONE OTHER THAN A BLIZZARDBRAND AIDEN COLLINS BUTT PLUG!

As Raven studies the plug, he groans while snatching the butt plug off of it's makeshift pedestal. Once he saw Lane in the ring at Turning Point, he was going to throw this butt plug at his head--

Unfortunately, Raven couldn't even finish that thought. Or finish taking three steps, as the ground beneath him gives way, and Raven is suddenly

falling



Raven hits the concrete bowels of the building back first as he stares up at the ceiling, wondering who the hell did this. Slowly, as if to answer his question, two heads peek out from above-- the Kaiser, Finn Kühn and his loyal friend, Jon Williams, who is noticeably wearing a referee's shirt.

"Holy shit, the plan worked! How did you find that Aiden Collins Butt Plug anyway?" Jon asked.

"You don't. Want. To know." Finn shudders in response as he tries blocking out how the fuck he got that.

"Anyway... gonna pin him?"

"I know, I know..." Finn jumps off from above from an unknown amount of height, feet poised for a Double Foot Stomp as Raven's eyes flash in fear!

THUD.

As Finn's feet collide with Raven's chest, it's revealed that Finn had cinder blocks tied to his feet! Noticing the downed and unconscious form of Raven, Finn mutters, "Shit, I hope I didn't kill him... anyway! Jon! You gonna count this shit or what?!"

As if seemingly on command, the sound of hand against tile tells Finn that Jon is counting the pin as Raven is still motionless after the sudden impact.

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... I have a promo to work on, so I'm just gonna kickout of this real quick like... but A+ for effort, kiddo!

Seems like you haven't won a title since you took the Heavymetalweight off of me. Today isn't your day. Ask again tomorrow.

WHAT?!