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Cadryn Tiberius · **01-15-2018, 11:04 AM**

With a look of confusion Cadryn kicks out and hops to his feet, holding one ankle.

DUDE.

CAN’T A GUY JUST RESTOCK HIS CEREAL SUPPLY IN PEACE?

Damn..

So you're actually asking me to break it down for you?

Shit, man. Seemed pretty clear to me. You're attempts to continually ruin my day are in and of themselves, futile.

A waste of time, energy, and brain cells that are obviously in short supply in your case.

Did you know that broken bones tend to heal stronger?

There is no contradiction in my “tirade” as you called it.

On the surface someone like you may think it's contradictory, like I'm backpeddling of that you've somehow found a moment of exploitation.

But, again, as you always have been, you're wrong.

So for the amount of times I've been beaten down, broken, and left to die, I've become twice as strong.

When I tell the tales of my shortcomings it is to paint a picture of the man I was and to show you that I never forgot where I came from. You take solace in the losses as much so as the wins. Moreover, it's to educate your dumbass once more that my record doesn't define me.

What makes me think you care about what I've done in the XWF?

I assume it's the same reason you wanted me to care about what you've done.

“I'm an excellent, well-renowned, even though you haven't heard of me, wrestler, and if Cadryn Tiberius wants to admit his failures and continued failures to me and the entire world DOES NOT take the challenge away from here.”

You seem upset that I talked about Jimmy and my Looney Handjibber.

You look like the type of dude to get off on watching me jerk off a cartoon character. I was just trying to give you the same strength of erection your step dad gave you when you were 13.

My bad.

Intimidating?

Not at all. I'm not a very intimidating looking guy, everybody knows that. But like I said before, I've got proof that the shit I say is easily backed up. And not because I win. But because I don't back down from a challenge. Like I said, I either allow you to win, or you're simply better.

And again, in your case, neither are applicable.

I've already explained my stance in shortcoming, which brings up my next point:

You're gonna beat Bourbon in as little as a month and be Uni champ?

Brother, you ain't even gonna walk away from here with a victory.

I'm all about about confidence, but I prefer it to have a little realism behind it.

You're over here daydreaming about impossible victories in the future while I'm here crushing your dream of becoming the Federweight champion.

I dunno man, I feel like you should focus on the present.

It's not like you'll actually have a future after this is over anyways, pumpkin.

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