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pilates
01-09-2018, 08:10 PM
Post: #1
Vincent Lane walks down the X-Treme Hallway, where The Engineer's dressing room door stands open.

"Oh weird, I wonder what's up..."

Looking inside, he sees the dominant X-Treme Champion performing some x-tremely compromising yoga positions. We're talking downward facing dog turned up to eleven.

"Oh shit! Engy! What's up my dude? Getting in a little yogz? Sweet man, totally sweet. Hey is this your crown? Can I check it out?"

Vincent grabs the headwear before Engy can really say yes or no, and soon is hefting it up and down as if testing its weight.

"Man, this thing is solid! It's gotta weigh like ten pounds right? Gnarly. Hey one more thing, Enge... you ever try pilates?"

Engy looks perplexed.















































"PILATEEEEEZ NUTZ!!!"



Lane clobbers Engy over the dome with his own crown and pins him!




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01-10-2018, 06:25 AM
Post: #2
Look at this fucking pussified fucknugget! You gonna go all Frodo and gift yourself the Xtreme title? Wasn't bad enough you ruined every show you appeared on but now you gotta pull this shit!!

Fuck you Lame! Fuck you and that silicon infused blow up doll you carry around with you.


Reno runs in and pulls Lane off of Engy breaking up the pin.


This shit will not stand. The people will be heard!

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01-10-2018, 06:36 AM
Post: #3
Engy kicks out, I guess. I'm gonna assume I still need to do that. He picks his crown up off the floor and bashes Vinnie in the face with it to get him off of him. He then picks up a folding chair and holds it up, wavering it at both men.

Numero one, didn't need the assist Bitch Doctor. Go virtue signal somewhere else. Honest to God never thought I would use the terms "Bitch Doctor" and "Virtue signaling" anywhere near the same neighborhood.

Numero two, nice try Vinnie....eh eh eh BACK!


He waves the chair at Vinnie when he takes a step forward.

But any time you want to take a legit shot at this belt, dust off that tacky glam rock ring gear and make your big come back, you know where to find me. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go finish my yoga somewhere I won't get assaulted.

He waves the chair one last time at Vinnie and Reno before turning to leave, at which point we see that yes, the yoga pants he's wearing do indeed say "Juicy" on the ass.

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01-10-2018, 06:51 AM
Post: #4
You could have just said thank you you ungrateful fuckboi.

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Phantom Panzer (01-10-2018)
01-10-2018, 06:54 AM
Post: #5
(01-10-2018 06:51 AM)Basic Bitch Doctor Joshua Reno Said:  You could have just said thank you you ungrateful fuckboi.

Your breath smells like cripple jizz.

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01-10-2018, 07:00 AM
Post: #6
That's because my dentist recommended a special kind of toothpaste made from the semen of you guessed it...Bilbo's jizz.

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