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YOUR NEW REIGNING AND DEFENDING FEDERWEIGHT CHAMP IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
12-29-2017, 06:47 AM
Post: #1
What up bitznitches? It's ya boy Josh Reno and have I got some news for you. Now that certain individuals have returned to embarass us all with their presence the fed no longer has a need for me to serve in the role of enhancement talent and as such has awarded me the prestigious Federweight Championship.

I am closing out this miserable year with not only my very first victory but the most celebrated title in this entire dumpster fire federation.

So with that out of the way lets party bitches. My boy Bilbo is gone be here with champagne and enough strippers to satisfy the United States Senate. We'll even have a few underaged ones for some of you freaks out there. Looking at you Gilmour. Come one come all and enjoy a festivus for the rest of us like you've never seen before.

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12-29-2017, 06:52 AM
Post: #2
Bilbo rolls up in the room like "wuttup I got a limp cock" with two bottles of Alizé and a sixer of Bartles and James. behind him are three retired Chippendales.

"OHHHHH FUCCCKKKKKKK do you niggaz know what time it is, bitches? bX3 all up IN this motherfucker, blingin' gold and strangling male hookers! Y'all ain't got shit on us! My BOI, a real actual Doctor, Josh Reno, just won that strap like it ain't no THANG! Now all we need is to invite our new leader to the soiree... but we can't reveal that just yet because he doesn't know.

LET'S GET FUCKED UP!!!!"

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12-29-2017, 07:12 AM
Post: #3
I dont want your stupid belt u dipshit

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12-29-2017, 07:13 AM
Post: #4
"Gilly stop being a faggot and put your cock in my mouth."

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12-29-2017, 07:19 AM
Post: #5
Stop pretending my title is a young Asian man's penis. I never offered it to you in the first place.

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12-29-2017, 08:24 AM
Post: #6
"Guys, I've been surreptitiously masturbating Gilly this entire time without his knowledge or consent. He DEFINITELY got hard and DEFINITELY came, although the yield was disappointingly low, and the viscosity left a lot to be desired. Nevertheless, this is absolute proof that Peter Gilmour is in fact gay. Which means that "Doctor" D'Ville, who probably isn't even an actual licensed and certified medical doctor like the reigning Federweight Champion Joshua Reno, got knocked the fuck out by a queer peen.

LOL, what a faggot."

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12-29-2017, 10:34 AM
Post: #7
***SIGH***

God fucking damn it! I mean I can understand Reno, the first part of his name saids it all. But you bilbo, I should of killed your stupid ass when last the last time we faced off in instead of letting you live.

Oh and gilly brudda...if you wanna do what I couldn't do to the both of them, I'm in the locker room. The stuff is right there. And I mean weapons.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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12-29-2017, 11:05 AM
Post: #8
Drink up Drezdawg. Enjoy the spoils of my win.

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12-29-2017, 12:01 PM
Post: #9
(12-29-2017 10:34 AM)drezdin5788 Said:  ***SIGH***

God fucking damn it! I mean I can understand Reno, the first part of his name saids it all. But you bilbo, I should of killed your stupid ass when last the last time we faced off in instead of letting you live.

Oh and gilly brudda...if you wanna do what I couldn't do to the both of them, I'm in the locker room. The stuff is right there. And I mean weapons.

"Fuck you Drezdin you lost to Chasm. I could beat you without even taking any Viagra. Eat my shit."

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12-29-2017, 03:13 PM
Post: #10
Caedus strolls in on his smartphone-

"Oh fuckin' A, Mainiac, I'll be on my way in five. Just a lil' unfinished business to attend to right quick.

......Exactly, hell yeah brother.

.......For sure. ....Alright, lates."



Jim ends the call then looks to Josh Reno and Bilbo, fishing in his pockets for... Ah, Jim produces an ounce of his prized bred strain, a solid 31% THC indica dominant hybrid sold by his ChroniKing LLC.


"Josh, your brother- or...cousin, whatever the fuck he is, may be a beat gay hooker with a bob-cut...and you yourself may have encouraged me to Kurt Cobain myself with that shotgun you handed off (which for the record has truly come in handy for me as of late) but congrats on your first win. A TITLE win no less. Here-" Jim lobs the ounce to Josh. "-enjoy bro. YOU though-" Jim levels an index finger in Bilbo's direction. "-......my favorite 'tater on wheels, here." Jim produces a second ounce and pitches it. It smacks Bilbo in the face and drops to his tented crotch. "You deserve this. Gotta jet, later you two."


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12-29-2017, 06:25 PM
Post: #11
(12-29-2017 12:01 PM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said:  
(12-29-2017 10:34 AM)drezdin5788 Said:  ***SIGH***

God fucking damn it! I mean I can understand Reno, the first part of his name saids it all. But you bilbo, I should of killed your stupid ass when last the last time we faced off in instead of letting you live.

Oh and gilly brudda...if you wanna do what I couldn't do to the both of them, I'm in the locker room. The stuff is right there. And I mean weapons.

"Fuck you Drezdin you lost to Chasm. I could beat you without even taking any Viagra. Eat my shit."
That don't mean shit bitch. But though if my memory survives me correctly, your stupid ass lost to me not once but twice.
You didn't even last 15 fucking minutes in both matches. I'll gladly take the loss to chasm and you loosing to me twice any day.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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12-30-2017, 12:59 AM
Post: #12
what kind of weapons u got there drez? better be some good ones or ill shove all of them up your ass

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12-30-2017, 03:23 AM
Post: #13
What is it with you and shoving things up people asses? This is a party Peter not a place for you to live out your homoerotic fantasies. Have a drink and relax or gtfo.

SMDFH

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12-30-2017, 11:00 AM
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(12-30-2017 12:59 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  what kind of weapons u got there drez? better be some good ones or ill shove all of them up your ass
It all depends, what ya hankering for? I got old school weapons to all the way from the most recent weapons. I even currently creating some new ones as we speak.
And don't fret gilly,mits on the house.

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12-30-2017, 11:06 AM
Post: #15
"Why is Jim Caedus dealing drugs to the handicapped?

And as for YOU, Drezdin, like I already told you, I'd beat your meat into oblivion so fast you would barely cum six times. You probably just don't hear me because you still have Chasm's Chizzm in your ears. Fag."

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12-30-2017, 03:53 PM
Post: #16
"Bilbsy, where da fuck you been since the Compassionate Use Act passed in CA ages ago? The handicapped are at the forefront of those in need. Just smoke my weed and enjoy yourself bro."

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12-31-2017, 08:13 PM
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(12-30-2017 11:00 AM)drezdin5788 Said:  
(12-30-2017 12:59 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  what kind of weapons u got there drez? better be some good ones or ill shove all of them up your ass
It all depends, what ya hankering for? I got old school weapons to all the way from the most recent weapons. I even currently creating some new ones as we speak.
And don't fret gilly,mits on the house.

i think ill have to upgrade barby ;)

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01-01-2018, 10:25 AM
Post: #18
how would you like to upgrade barby? There was is no wrong choice.

Iron Diamond titanium steel?, or that dip in poison? Name it, it's on the house. Take what's you need take what you want.......hell steal what ever you need.

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01-02-2018, 12:00 AM
Post: #19
some lasers and some c4 would be nice :P

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01-03-2018, 10:02 AM
Post: #20
Your in luck Peter. You see as I grab some brand freaking new and lethal c4..............................

(Drezdin grabs from his stash of New and lethal c4)

From my stash, this kinda c4 can how you say can go boom in many different ways.

It all depends on how you use it Peter.

I have it in a bundles of 4, 6, or 8.

I also have the medium and large size as well

As far as your lasers go.......

(Drezdin goes back into his stash and grabs some lasers)

Will this do for ya? Or do you prefer the illegal kinda?

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01-04-2018, 12:39 AM
Post: #21
ill take it :P

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01-05-2018, 07:24 AM
Post: #22
(Drezdin hands them over to Peter)

Here ya go Peter. Don't kill ya self with them.

Just remember, you need anything else let me know.

I'll take you to my warehouse that has just about anything thing you need.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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01-05-2018, 02:47 PM
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(01-04-2018 12:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  ill take it :P



HOW MANY VOLTS IS THAT C4 PETER?!

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01-05-2018, 03:47 PM
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(01-05-2018 02:47 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  
(01-04-2018 12:39 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  ill take it :P



HOW MANY VOLTS IS THAT C4 PETER?!

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01-06-2018, 07:47 AM
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Care to find out maddy??

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01-06-2018, 08:54 AM
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(01-05-2018 02:47 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  [quote='Peter Fn Gilmour' pid='132422' dateline='1515055166']
ill take it :P



HOW MANY VOLTS IS THAT C4 PETER?!

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It all depends on what kinda c4 it is. In this case for Peter I gave him the variety, 1,000-10,00 volts.

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01-06-2018, 10:41 AM
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"Drez. Are you trying to sell my friend a car battery? C4 doesn't have volts. Gilly. You know you can always come to me if you need weapons or real C4 and I wouldn't even charge you for it."

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01-07-2018, 08:45 AM
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Brudda!?, does this look like a car fucking batter to you? And two no shit they don't have volts, besides these are the only ones that I can carry in the stash that I have that won't get me into trouble by the fucking law. Like I said these one can go boom in many different ways. If he want different ones then I'll take him to a warehouse that I have, if he wants different ones, all he has to do is ask.
And I also said that it's on the house.
You want weapons to brudda?

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01-07-2018, 06:26 PM
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well brother mcbride.. i do need a new sword. the sword of doom is getting dull.. see what i did there?

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