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A message from DOUBLE FUCKING CHAMPION The Engineer
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#1
12-28-2017, 06:00 PM



I admit it. I couldn't hold my wad.

I was like a kid sitting in front of a cupcake and being told not to eat the cupcake. What the hell do you expect me to do, huh?

So I cashed in. I cashed in in the most strategic and unexpected way I could conceive of. I proved to Robbie I was a loyal friend and....and.....

Hoooooo boy.

Jim. Jim. Jim. I love ya. You probably think I'm being a smartass or being facetious or whatever, but I mean it. You're an utter ass at times but you are the future of this company and at the end of the day, I respect the fuck out of you. I'm not even mad about how War Games turned out, I'm truly not. Apex went hard the whole night and you deserved the win.

So here's the million dollar question: Why, Engy? What does your cash in mean?

In a word? Peace.

Apex versus the Motherfuckers was a throw down of epic proportions that fate and my own poor choices locked me out of. Both sides spat so much venom, so much vitriol and everybody that wasn't me left it all in that ring. But here's the thing guys. Remember the last time XWF had a big faction war? It poisoned the whole well, and one powerhouse group fell. Followed by the slow gradual decay of the remaining group.

It doesn't have to be that way.

We don't have to keep eating each other, jockeying for position like preening school yard brats. There is indeed enough pie to go around for everyone. These aren't Robbie's words, or Pig's. They're mine and mine alone. And if either of my friends take issue with them I will debate that point. But I really don't think I'm wrong.

Jim, you and I holding these tag straps together is a detente. A cease fire. And I know you may not always think highly of my actions, but aside from Robert Main or maybe Drew, can you think of anyone you could have more confidence in? Can you think of another person who has "brought it" more consistently than me these past months?

At any rate, I'm sure as shit a step up from Chris Chaos.

Management has decreed that I need to take some time off to rest and recoup. So I will return at the end of January. Jim, nothing would please me greater than to defend these titles with you upon my return.

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#2
12-28-2017, 07:45 PM

"Are you kiddin' me, Eng'? This is actually one HELL of an exciting turn of events I did NOT see coming...and I love it. Consider your words seconded bro!"

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#3
12-28-2017, 08:12 PM

O. M. G. What a turn of events. Engy clicks with JC, JC cashes in on the People. This should all pan out well.

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#4
12-28-2017, 11:00 PM

shine those belts up for me and my partner after I win on Warfare

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#5
12-29-2017, 08:37 PM

(12-28-2017, 11:00 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: shine those belts up for me and my partner after I win on Warfare

Peter just back away!






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#6
12-30-2017, 12:56 AM

why should I?

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#7
12-30-2017, 01:48 AM

(12-30-2017, 12:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: why should I?

War Games ring a bell?






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#8
12-30-2017, 04:51 AM

"Excuse me?
I watched War Games as I played a part in it.
I saw the cash-in and I got excited.
Engy cashing in to fuck over Jimmy?
It was perfect...

And then you throw this out.
Disgusting.

I thought we had a war on our hands.
A war with two of the biggest powerhouses in the federations.

HOW DARE YOU!

You wet my lips and then yank the steak from between them.
This... This will not end well.

We are warriors, and war we will. If you fucks think there's enough pie to go around, we'll just have to prove there isn't.

Happy Bloody New Year, shitstains."


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#9
12-30-2017, 05:57 AM

(12-30-2017, 04:51 AM)Imperial Said:
"Excuse me?
I watched War Games as I played a part in it.
I saw the cash-in and I got excited.
Engy cashing in to fuck over Jimmy?
It was perfect...

And then you throw this out.
Disgusting.

I thought we had a war on our hands.
A war with two of the biggest powerhouses in the federations.

HOW DARE YOU!

You wet my lips and then yank the steak from between them.
This... This will not end well.

We are warriors, and war we will. If you fucks think there's enough pie to go around, we'll just have to prove there isn't.

Happy Bloody New Year, shitstains."


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Danny, did you not hear a word I said? What happened the last time there was a big faction war, huh? Do you remember? Nothing but the destruction of one team, leaving the Kings reigning at the top to feast on the carcass of the XWF until they hobbled off into the sunset. In other words, nothing good came of it. Nothing.

I've learned a lot this year. Namely, I've learned about the importance of checks and balances. Apex and the Motherfuckers, with peace between them, keeps two super groups active to keep things interesting all the while ensuring that neither gets too powerful.

This is about having some fucking vision Danny, vision beyond your hackneyed lust for endless violence and bloodshed. Open your eyes. See my truth.

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#10
12-30-2017, 07:13 AM

"I don't know Engineer, I kind of am feeling Imperials truths..."
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#11
12-30-2017, 07:20 AM

(12-30-2017, 07:13 AM)Bearded War Pig Said: "I don't know Engineer, I kind of am feeling Imperials truths..."

We can agree to disagree, can we not? Of course I would be happy to turn in my Motherfuckers card if this is too offensive to your sensibilities.

Also, the offer to have at my title still stands BWP.

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#12
12-30-2017, 07:25 AM

"So quick to turn it in... Probably working for Apex the whole time. Oh I'll face you for your title, name the place, and time. Lil Engy is kind of disappointed in you as well, FRIEND!"
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#13
12-30-2017, 07:30 AM

(12-30-2017, 07:25 AM)Bearded War Pig Said: "So quick to turn it in... Probably working for Apex the whole time. Oh I'll face you for your title, name the place, and time. Lil Engy is kind of disappointed in you as well, FRIEND!"

Oh make no mistake, I don't want to forfeit my role with the Motherfuckers. The whole point of my actions was to be a bridge between the two teams. But it seems you have some serious disagreement with my actions. Also, I would like to reiterate, the decision to forego our match was management's call, not mine.

I will gladly face you on the final episode of Warfare in January. I should be ready to go by then. Hopefully, by providing you a good clean fight I can show you I'm still a Motherfucker through and through.

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#14
12-30-2017, 08:24 AM

"Maybe there is still a little Motherfucker in you after all. End of January YOU and I buddy balls."

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"Oh be prepared for a triple threat because imma lookin to Motherly fuck shit up!"

Pig makes Lil Engy twitch a little before he turns back away.
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#15
12-31-2017, 08:12 PM

(12-30-2017, 01:48 AM)Robert Main Said:
(12-30-2017, 12:56 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: why should I?

War Games ring a bell?

u wouldnt have won if jenny didnt screw me..

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