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Are you really height shaming me you disgusting ghost level <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">?
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Big Dick Playa



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12-27-2017, 10:13 PM

"Seriously? I have to once again explain that the joke of my name is my height? Like, this autistic piece of shit couldn't figure that shit out on its own? Jesus fucking Christ. Yes, I am short, and yes, that is why I picked the name Frodo mother fucking Smackins, and yes, my dick is roughly the size of a baby elephant, and yes that's why I'm the Big Dick Playa. Also, fucking Christ up the ass and calling it a Tuesday, I didn't just hold the Xtreme Title, something you have never done, and will never do, I ran the show. World's best GM, it's true, I got it on a cup. I stole the cup from Lome, and I use it to hold my jizz, but I still have it. The takeaway from my mentioning those wasn't that I'm better than Mezian because I've done, and will do, what it never will, but rather that I'm better than Mezian because my parents weren't brother and sister, and father and daughter. That's right world, Mezian doesn't just have the world's worst case of autism because he didn't get rubbed with spoons and activated Charcoal enough as a baby, that's weird ask Jenny McCarthy about that, but because his father is also its grandfather, and its uncle. It's weird and messed up, but its father fucked his own mother to produce a child, and that child would later fuck her fatherbrother and give birth to Mezian. Fascinating stuff, and the most likely outcome of living below the Mason Dixon line, but I digress.

Yes, I will besmirch your ass, and Peter's at the same time. Because I can, and no one will stop me. Ya couldn't if you wanted to. You can get the boohoos at my language, or my speech pattern, or you can man up and try to stop me. Guarantee you won't be manning up to stop me, though. Because you have a literal vagina for a mouth, and two assholes for eyes. That's another unfortunate side effect of all that inbreeding, but we won't dwell too much on that. Wouldn't want pouty pants to cry about me being mean about appearances, right before making a joke about my height because consistency is hard. Actually, I don't fucking care, because I will punch that thing in the genitals so hard they explode into Cotton Candy, which will inevitably cause Peter Gilmour's fat ass to run to the ring and gorge himself on the cotton candy genitals like it was his last supper before being executed."




The big dick playa was strolling along when he decided now was a time for some coffee. Which is why he popped into the nearest Starbucks. Wouldn't you believe who was working the counter? Dear old Swagzilla.

"Nigga, what can I get you?"

"How about an explanation and an Americano."

Swagzilla the all night thrilla begins to make Frodo's drink.

"Fuck I need to explain?"

"Where you been? I called you, man. Some grandma answered. We had phone sex and shit, though. That was cool."

Swag hands over the drink, before walking out from behind the counter. Frodo sets the drink down, and walks over to Swag. They meet, and lock eyes, with Swag looking down on him. They keep moving closer until they're chest to chest. A woman in the corner grabs her purse close and looks frightened. Swag and Frodo hug it out.

"I went down to Kansas and tried to start a friend chicken joint. Too many darkies showed up. Ended up torching it and moving back here. What you been up to?"

"Sounds right. I've been sitting on my couch jacking off to episodes of Price is Right, and eating Ramen. Some with a lizard tried to pretend to be me. Shit was weird, but whatever. Now I get to smash a couple nobodies for Shane, and then maybe gotta turn my basement into a scatotorium."

"Scatotorium?"

The hug ends and Swag pulls back to look at his little brother with disgust and confusion.

"Yeah, a big room where I can shit everywhere and have Scat parties and stuff. It'll be lit."

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