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Chris Clemens Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



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(cheered heavily at home; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#1
12-20-2017, 03:42 PM

-$- The screen goes blank interrupting your regularly scheduled XWF programming. Static sounds can be heard as the screen starts to flicker. Weird Matrix like numbers can be seen going across the screen as if someone is hacking the channel. A gold dollar symbol appears in the middle of the screen just before it cuts to a young kid sitting on a couch in front of a large living room window. He seems to be watching wrestling on a TV and everything seems normal. The kid's dad walks into the room and speaks with a fake corny infomercial accent. -$-

Dad - Hey son whatcha doing?

Son - Just watching wrestling dad!

Dad - Oh yeah, who's your favorite wrestler?

Son- Chris Clemens is the best!

Dad - Well son, you know he will never be as good as...

-$- Suddenly out of nowhere an unknown wrestler dressed similarly to the Ultimate Warrior comes flying into the room and dropkicks the kid's dad causing him to go crashing through a glass coffee table. The wrestler jumps back up and turns his rage towards the kid. He grabs the kid by the shirt collar and raises his fist. At that moment the giant 7 foot Mexican only known as Geico comes crashing through the living room window and immediately grabs the wrestler by the throat and chokeslams him through a wall and into another room. The kid stands up and looks at the camera just before saying. -$-

Kid: I saved money on my wrestling insurance by switching to Geico!!!

-$- Geico gives the camera the thumbs up and smiles before the screen fades to a logo. -$-

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Corny Commercial Narrator - Geico.. Pay less, get more. Brought to you by Impossible Inc.

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