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~~Grande Ricardo~~ · (12-03-2017)

Kick out.

"Look, man, I get it. Your life has lost all meaning since you lost this belt. You're right there on the edge of suicide, debating whether or not you should or could continue, hoping someone will finally love you. You shouldn't, you can't, and no they won't. You beat Ghost Tank, awesome, that's a win for you. But I beat you, and I've defended this belt. You couldn't last 30 seconds in a match with Drezdin as a competitor in it. Drezdin launched a better offensive than you did, and that's just fucking sad. To think, the guy who's not even won a single match here was more of a threat than you. If Drezdin is the Paul Van Dale of the XWF, what does that make you? The Tails?

Are you tails desperately trying to get your Sonic, which would make the belt Sonic, and me Amy. I don't like that, you can't be Tails. You're that weird bird thing that pops out of the robots Sonic destroys. That's better, that doesn't make me Amy, and Lord knows I don't wanna be a loser like Amy. Although, I guess being Amy is still better than being that bird thing, so either way I'm still above you. Which is all I can ask for in my life. We got a little side tracked, we were talking about your five times holding the belt, and all five times losing it. I guess that win over Ghost Tank isn't all it's cracked up to be, which makes me wonder if you holding the belt five times is actually as impressive as you're trying to boast, or if you're just really such a lame ass that you'd brag about losing something in an attempt to feel good and relevant. Wait, am I being punked?

Is that still a thing? Of course it's not, because much like the days of your title reign, the days of Ashton Kutcher being relevant have passed. Congratulations, I've figured it out, you're the Dude, where's my Car? Of the the XWF, go check your Dude and Sweet tattoo in the mirror and order some Chinese food, you and then mother fucker. We're done here."

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