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#1
11-27-2017, 12:51 AM

Welp, I think I should repeat myself a third time.

Jim Caedus is a massive .

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11-27-2017, 01:53 AM

"Perhaps you should actually accomplish stating it a third time first, seeing as the title and your one repetition add up to a pair, idiot. C'mon lard ass, you're better than that."

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#3
11-27-2017, 03:20 AM

(11-27-2017, 12:51 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Welp, I think I should repeat myself a third time.

Jim Caedus is a massive .


Hey Jim, look there is a Robbie Bourbon sighting! Guess he found his way out of the all you can eat buffet! I hope he wiped his mouth with that paper Championship!






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11-27-2017, 03:46 AM

"He may as well have bro, seein' as he wiped his ass with his contract."

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#5
11-27-2017, 05:06 AM

Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

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#6
11-27-2017, 06:02 AM

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.


So let me get this correct. You are telling the world he beat the very best James Raven on that night to become the Universal Champion? Right! He may have beaten James Raven that night but not at his best. If Raven was at his best. There would not even be a conversation about this right now! Engy, you know as well as I do. Our match you escaped by the skin of your teeth. Ball washing at its finest. You guys keep proping up this false idol. I wonder if Robbie will even SHOW at war games!






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#7
11-27-2017, 07:41 AM

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

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11-27-2017, 08:59 AM

"Wow you Apex fellahs sure know how to get a fire uh roarin, girl scouts much?"
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#9
11-27-2017, 04:15 PM

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.

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#10
11-27-2017, 06:33 PM

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.


Robbie was born life weary! Oh and he sucks! There isn't a double standard here. Jim's pointing out..... What do you call it......? Uh.......? Oh.....! The truth!






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#11
11-28-2017, 07:25 AM

I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

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#12
11-29-2017, 06:38 PM

(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!






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11-29-2017, 07:21 PM

(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:
(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!


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Bobby, I would like nothing more.

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#14
11-30-2017, 01:13 AM

(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:
(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!


"They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

"Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

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#15
11-30-2017, 05:13 AM

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:
Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!


"They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

"Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

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#16
11-30-2017, 05:57 AM

(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: "They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

"Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

*Product may not actually exist but I will take your money.

[shadow=red][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#66a3ff]"Child abuse, huh? Sounds lame. And boring. And fucking ]

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11-30-2017, 06:25 AM

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

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[font=Comic Sans MS]"Child abuse, huh? Sounds lame. And boring. And fucking ]

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11-30-2017, 04:48 PM

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.


"Kayfabe. You know, the term that made it's way into the American pro-wrestling fan layperson (or, a "mark" as we also say, Engy) household after the Kliq Curtain Call and as a word has most definitely ever been uttered on the record in this business? I like these little educational chats, what else do ya need to know about "champ"?

Oh, right, Raven. Yes, when Raven doesn't hype his matches it means he's life weary and when Robbie doesn't it's because he's slaughtering sleeve after sleeve of Costco Oreo Box cookies, quite LITERALLY sucking them down and therefore legitimately no-showing the VERY important-for-the-fans vignette cycle fun-time by sucking.

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#19
11-30-2017, 04:54 PM

(11-30-2017, 04:48 PM)JimCaedus Said:
(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:
"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.


"Kayfabe. You know, the term that made it's way into the American pro-wrestling fan layperson (or, a "mark" as we also say, Engy) household after the Kliq Curtain Call and as a word has most definitely ever been uttered on the record in this business? I like these little educational chats, what else do ya need to know about "champ"?

Oh, right, Raven. Yes, when Raven doesn't hype his matches it means he's life weary and when Robbie doesn't it's because he's slaughtering sleeve after sleeve of Costco Oreo Box cookies, quite LITERALLY sucking them down and therefore legitimately no-showing the VERY important-for-the-fans vignette cycle fun-time by sucking.

Again, this has been enjoyable, tutoring you in the ways of Goes Without Saying. Gee you're good at this."

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11-30-2017, 05:23 PM

(11-30-2017, 06:25 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

*Product may not actually exist but I will take your money.

"Child abuse, huh? Sounds lame. And boring. And fucking ]

[color=red][shadow=green]And yet here I am, doin' things. And there you are, doin' jack shit.

[font=Comic Sans MS]"And here I am. Not giving fucks about what you think or do."

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11-30-2017, 05:32 PM

Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

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#22
11-30-2017, 05:39 PM

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "And here I am. Not giving fucks about what you think or do."

Yet.....

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

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11-30-2017, 05:41 PM

I think this entire call-out shows how hand-in-hand small-minded offensiveness and stupidity go together in America. Thanks for exemplifying everything wrong with your country right now, Bourbon.

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11-30-2017, 05:46 PM

(11-30-2017, 05:39 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "And here I am. Not giving fucks about what you think or do."

Yet.....

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

"Okay, FINE! I cared a little bit. Then he became a cocksore. That's when I stopped giving fucks. Ya got me, Docko."

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11-30-2017, 05:49 PM

(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

Leonardo. Anybody who says Raphael is a shitty edge-lord.

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11-30-2017, 05:59 PM

(11-30-2017, 05:41 PM)Neville Sinclair Said: I think this entire call-out shows how hand-in-hand small-minded offensiveness and stupidity go together in America. Thanks for exemplifying everything wrong with your country right now, Bourbon.

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11-30-2017, 06:19 PM

(11-30-2017, 05:49 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

Leonardo. Anybody who says Raphael is a shitty edge-lord.

"I consider myself Donatello. Because I like to do machines."

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11-30-2017, 07:32 PM

(11-30-2017, 06:19 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:49 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:
(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

Leonardo. Anybody who says Raphael is a shitty edge-lord.

"I consider myself Donatello. Because I like to do machines."

"Now HERE'S a discussion worth having, let's talk turtle. I'm sorry Eng' and I hate to say it while lovin' the color blue s'damn much, but _Raphael_, if we're talkin' 80s classic. I mean, he was a hilarious smartass (cool but rude, remember) once heard to say about the character Usagi Yojimbo, "He's a rabbit from another dimension which happens to be ancient Japan. So of course, he speaks english." Leo was a douche. Now, if we're talkin' any turtle video game, I gotta go with Panzer's choice and say Donatello, clearly the _only_ choice in fact because insert long wood joke here.

And if I got to pick a favorite turtle _villain_...The Fly Baxter Stockman."

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12-01-2017, 12:10 AM

I usually don't weigh in on such trivial items as Ninja Turtles. But you guys have it all wrong if you thought the Turtles were the interesting part of the show. It was the same character wearing four different-coloured eyebands. The villains were clearly the most fun to cheer for on that show. That and the token female they all seemed to pass around between them. Should have called her April Ohmygodyes'Neil

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#31
12-01-2017, 12:24 AM

I think we all just got learnt, everyone.

Thank-you, Mister Neville. Carry on.

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#32
12-01-2017, 09:19 AM

Wow. Grown men beating their own chests over which fictional character is best.

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#33
12-01-2017, 09:24 AM

What's more, you are all weighing in on a parody of a superhero. The Ninja Turtles parody Daredevil. Check it out.

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