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A message to my good friend Robbie Bourbon
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#1
11-22-2017, 05:57 PM

We see Engy standing in front of a massive safe, but he also has his newly acquired 24/7 briefcase in his hand.

Ya know, I've been waitin' for this thing for a long goddamn time.

He holds up the briefcase and shakes it.

That being said....

Engy places the briefcase in the safe and closes it. He pulls on the handle to make sure it's secure, and then turns back to the camera.

That case doesn't come out until Robbie Bourbon is no longer Universal champion. Yeah, I hear what everybody's sayin'. Robbie's screwed what with two briefcases in rotation. But, my Motherfucker brothers,
hear me now: So long as one of you is top dog, there is only ONE briefcase in rotation, and it's not mine!

It would be stupid to divide us at a time like this. We can destroy the Kings. We can destroy Caedus and Main. But we can't do that if we're looking over our shoulders at each other.

You don't gotta worry about me, Robbie. You can take that to the bank.

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#2
11-22-2017, 11:00 PM

(11-22-2017, 05:57 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: We see Engy standing in front of a massive safe, but he also has his newly acquired 24/7 briefcase in his hand.

Ya know, I've been waitin' for this thing for a long goddamn time.

He holds up the briefcase and shakes it.

That being said....

Engy places the briefcase in the safe and closes it. He pulls on the handle to make sure it's secure, and then turns back to the camera.

That case doesn't come out until Robbie Bourbon is no longer Universal champion. Yeah, I hear what everybody's sayin'. Robbie's screwed what with two briefcases in rotation. But, my Motherfucker brothers,
hear me now: So long as one of you is top dog, there is only ONE briefcase in rotation, and it's not mine!

It would be stupid to divide us at a time like this. We can destroy the Kings. We can destroy Caedus and Main. But we can't do that if we're looking over our shoulders at each other.

You don't gotta worry about me, Robbie. You can take that to the bank.

Wait did i just hear you right? Engy listen to me when i say this! Cash in! Now is the time! Do you think for one second Robbie will trust you now? Look at what he did to Raven! He will do it to you as well! Robbie is the classic back stabber. Sure he'll smile to your face. But as soon as you turn your back he cuts your throat. Watching you bleed out! Engy i want you to know I don't hate you. I hate who you are running with! Walk away and claim your glory. Because Jim and I will not stop until we have won the war! War Games we end you motherfuckers!






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#3
11-23-2017, 05:20 AM

Cash in now so I can beat u and not worry about a cash in from u or anyone else

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#4
11-23-2017, 06:19 AM

(11-22-2017, 11:00 PM)Robert Main Said:
(11-22-2017, 05:57 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: We see Engy standing in front of a massive safe, but he also has his newly acquired 24/7 briefcase in his hand.

Ya know, I've been waitin' for this thing for a long goddamn time.

He holds up the briefcase and shakes it.

That being said....

Engy places the briefcase in the safe and closes it. He pulls on the handle to make sure it's secure, and then turns back to the camera.

That case doesn't come out until Robbie Bourbon is no longer Universal champion. Yeah, I hear what everybody's sayin'. Robbie's screwed what with two briefcases in rotation. But, my Motherfucker brothers,
hear me now: So long as one of you is top dog, there is only ONE briefcase in rotation, and it's not mine!

It would be stupid to divide us at a time like this. We can destroy the Kings. We can destroy Caedus and Main. But we can't do that if we're looking over our shoulders at each other.

You don't gotta worry about me, Robbie. You can take that to the bank.

Wait did i just hear you right? Engy listen to me when i say this! Cash in! Now is the time! Do you think for one second Robbie will trust you now? Look at what he did to Raven! He will do it to you as well! Robbie is the classic back stabber. Sure he'll smile to your face. But as soon as you turn your back he cuts your throat. Watching you bleed out! Engy i want you to know I don't hate you. I hate who you are running with! Walk away and claim your glory. Because Jim and I will not stop until we have won the war! War Games we end you motherfuckers!

Hey Bobby, I know logic's not usually your strong suit so let me spell this out for you. What possible advantage would he gain from turning on me NOW? If he turned on me now The Motherfuckers would be a man short for War Games and he would, by pissing me off, GUARANTEE that I'm going to cash in on him. There is no upside to this. A man only takes a calculated risk if the reward outstrips the risk. When Robbie turned on Raven, he had a lot less to lose and pretty much everything to gain. And ultimately, he was vindicated.

Is Robbie a backstabber? Maybe. Is he dumb? Not hardly. He knows when to pull the trigger. And he knows now is not the time.

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#5
11-23-2017, 06:21 AM

(11-23-2017, 05:20 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Cash in now so I can beat u and not worry about a cash in from u or anyone else

Jesus WEPT, Top 50....?.

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#6
11-23-2017, 03:21 PM

Yup where u at

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#7
11-23-2017, 09:24 PM

"Engy my brother you are an honorable man, but here my words if I am ever top dog feel free to embark. It wouldn't break the bond I have with brothers in war. It would be a fine display for the people we collide in combat for. Plus I would take it as a sign of respect! Brothers fight it is apart of brotherhood, but it is the understanding that we are still brothers after the fight. That's just my two cents... Again congratulations, you've earned every bit of entitlement that graces your name. I'm truly honored to have you among the Motherfuckers!

Now as for the rest of you shits, please remove yourselves before I have to skull fuck you into oblivion. Yes, I am talking to the two Championship chasers who keep coming so close but just not close enough. Quit trying to dismantle what is the future of the XWF! The Motherfuckers are forged in a bond neither of you two shit birds could understand."
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#8
11-27-2017, 12:43 AM

(11-22-2017, 11:00 PM)Robert Main Said:
(11-22-2017, 05:57 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: We see Engy standing in front of a massive safe, but he also has his newly acquired 24/7 briefcase in his hand.

Ya know, I've been waitin' for this thing for a long goddamn time.

He holds up the briefcase and shakes it.

That being said....

Engy places the briefcase in the safe and closes it. He pulls on the handle to make sure it's secure, and then turns back to the camera.

That case doesn't come out until Robbie Bourbon is no longer Universal champion. Yeah, I hear what everybody's sayin'. Robbie's screwed what with two briefcases in rotation. But, my Motherfucker brothers,
hear me now: So long as one of you is top dog, there is only ONE briefcase in rotation, and it's not mine!

It would be stupid to divide us at a time like this. We can destroy the Kings. We can destroy Caedus and Main. But we can't do that if we're looking over our shoulders at each other.

You don't gotta worry about me, Robbie. You can take that to the bank.

Wait did i just hear you right? Engy listen to me when i say this! Cash in! Now is the time! Do you think for one second Robbie will trust you now? Look at what he did to Raven! He will do it to you as well! Robbie is the classic back stabber. Sure he'll smile to your face. But as soon as you turn your back he cuts your throat. Watching you bleed out! Engy i want you to know I don't hate you. I hate who you are running with! Walk away and claim your glory. Because Jim and I will not stop until we have won the war! War Games we end you motherfuckers!

You've been called out on Twitter.

I'm calling you out here.

Two losses in the past are nothing.

Robert Main is nothing.

You have my attention.

...

THAT is not in your best interests.

Holler for my universe. Make noise. Tell the people I am not what I am, tell the world I should lose, let me hear how much I don't deserve to carry myself as a champion. I double dog dare you.

I will crush those who deliver empty words to my people.

They deserve better than you.

They deserve better than Jim Caedus.

They deserve a fighter.

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#9
11-27-2017, 01:39 AM

"Yes, a fighter who promo no-shows Shove-It, that's the one. Lol, dumbass."

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~XWF Triple Title Holder - 1x (TV, Federweight & 24/7 case)
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#10
11-27-2017, 03:25 AM

(11-27-2017, 12:43 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said:
(11-22-2017, 11:00 PM)Robert Main Said:
(11-22-2017, 05:57 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: We see Engy standing in front of a massive safe, but he also has his newly acquired 24/7 briefcase in his hand.

Ya know, I've been waitin' for this thing for a long goddamn time.

He holds up the briefcase and shakes it.

That being said....

Engy places the briefcase in the safe and closes it. He pulls on the handle to make sure it's secure, and then turns back to the camera.

That case doesn't come out until Robbie Bourbon is no longer Universal champion. Yeah, I hear what everybody's sayin'. Robbie's screwed what with two briefcases in rotation. But, my Motherfucker brothers,
hear me now: So long as one of you is top dog, there is only ONE briefcase in rotation, and it's not mine!

It would be stupid to divide us at a time like this. We can destroy the Kings. We can destroy Caedus and Main. But we can't do that if we're looking over our shoulders at each other.

You don't gotta worry about me, Robbie. You can take that to the bank.

Wait did i just hear you right? Engy listen to me when i say this! Cash in! Now is the time! Do you think for one second Robbie will trust you now? Look at what he did to Raven! He will do it to you as well! Robbie is the classic back stabber. Sure he'll smile to your face. But as soon as you turn your back he cuts your throat. Watching you bleed out! Engy i want you to know I don't hate you. I hate who you are running with! Walk away and claim your glory. Because Jim and I will not stop until we have won the war! War Games we end you motherfuckers!

You've been called out on Twitter.

I'm calling you out here.

Two losses in the past are nothing.

Robert Main is nothing.

You have my attention.

...

THAT is not in your best interests.

Holler for my universe. Make noise. Tell the people I am not what I am, tell the world I should lose, let me hear how much I don't deserve to carry myself as a champion. I double dog dare you.

I will crush those who deliver empty words to my people.

They deserve better than you.

They deserve better than Jim Caedus.

They deserve a fighter.


Robert Main is nothing? Every single time we square up I'm something more than your ass can handle! Main 2 Bourbon 0! Maybe I'll hop on youtube now and cut a half ass lazy promo with a couple ! Oh and trolling me on twitter really don't work bub! You call me out I beat your ass. See the endless cycle here?






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Tag Team Champions W- "Chronic" Chris Page as Cataclysm
Trio's Champion W- AX3
2020 May Superstar Of The Month
Winning Team Wargames 2020
Winning Team War Games 2019 W- APEX PROPHECY
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2019 Tag Team of the Year W- Drew Archyle & James Raven as APEX
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#11
11-27-2017, 05:20 AM

"Jesus KO'd Christ, OUCH! Good thing what YOU say has no substance Robbie, your fatass would explode eatin' those words."

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~XWF XTREME CHAMPION - 2x
~XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPION w/Chaos then Engy, w/APEX x2 - 3x 
~XWF 24/7 Briefcase - 3x
~XWF Trio Tag Champion w/Ax3 - 1x
~XWF Television Champion - 1x (undefeated)
~XWF Federweight Champion - 2x
~XWF Triple Title Holder - 1x (TV, Federweight & 24/7 case)
~XWF Double Title Holder - 5x (TV/Fedr, Uni/Trio, Tag/24/7, X/24/7 & Uni/Tag)
~XWF 2017 Lethal Lottery IV Tournament winner!!
~XWF 2017 Leap of Faith Rafter Match winner!!
~XWF 2017 2nd Annual Doc D'Ville Shove-It Rumble Co-Winner w/Chaos!!
~XWF 2017 War Games Co-Winner with Rob Main & Drew Archyle as APEX!!
~XWF Feb. 2017 J. Federweight Scramble Winner!!
~XWF January 2017 RP of the Month!! - "Like a Moth to the Flame"
~XWF February 2017 Star of the Month!!
~XWF March 2017 3-Way Star of the Month!!
~XWF September 2017 RP of the Month!! - "Lions & Tigers & Caedus, Oh Shit"
~XWF July 2021 QOTM!! - line from "Took It All"
~XWF October 2021 RP of the Month!! - "This Just In" audio
~XWF November 2021 Star of the Month!! (3rd time!!!!!!)
~XWF Match of the Year 2021 w/Bourbsy!! - X-Treme, Flynn's Audio Shove-It


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