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Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


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11-24-2017, 01:09 AM

"Welcome to the The Union of Scully. See to alot of you dumb dumbs, that wouldn't make sense.. The Union of Scully? Huh? What does that even mean? That's what you're thinking right? Well you know what a union is? You remember I used to represent The Union in the XWF, yeah?.. Most possibly the greatest stable in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation.. Well in the few short months we was together anyway, no other made such an impact. AX3, The Motherfuckers, even The Kings of current had nothing on us. Maybe The Kings of the past but now they're more like princesses. But The Union, well, that is so last year and now I stand alone... So I am The Union and all I need is myself. All I need is me! Team two point zero can do one, only I matter, it's all about SCULLY! I don't need back up, I don't need friends, after all they always let you down.. I'm a lone ranger, an individual who needs nobody and I will win this Rumble all by myself! Such a big boy... Haha...

Apologies for having to cut my promo short the other day, just when I was getting into it aswell but that's women for ya.. Okay, Okay... I'm not actually sorry, shit happens! If you don''t like it, tough, deal with it! Anyway....

Are we ready for the Shove It: Where The Sun Don't Shine?! Well normally the sun doesn't shine when it's night time. Oh wait, yes it does, it always shines. You see you may already know, you may not, but when the sun isn't shining in your Country/City or State or whatever, it's shining somewhere else. Even when it can't get through the grey, misty clouds, it's still shining but just not very good. I just waffled on about shit and you idiots listened. I babbled on and on but we all know what the saying, 'Shove it where the sun don't shine, really means don't we? Well all you doubters and haterz out there, you can Shove your negativity up your bumholes! Yeah I said it! Call the police, call ya mum, call my mum, tell her what a naughty boy, well man.. I've been cuz I just don't give a ....

Please make your selection now:

A) DAMN!
B) SHIT!
C) FUCK!

I say all three, bitches!

The real question is: Are you ready to... Suck... Nah stay away from my cock! Are you ready for the Rumble?
Me neither.. Just playin with ya, of course I'm ready. I was just pullin' ya leg. Okay for those people with no legs, I apologise.. Just kidding! Hahahaha it sucks to be you!

I'm more than ready for this thing, it appears that the rest of the entrants aren't though right? I mean we've had another guy or girl whatever he/she is, drop a very boring promo. But at least Laxative, whatever ya name is? Has dished something out. Okay it wasn't hot like my material and it certainly wasn't even warm but at least it was cold, whilst the rest of you wasters are still at freezing point! I know, I know it won't be long before we're bombarded with turd from some of the others.. I'm surprised you tarts would treat Docs rumble with such disregard... Let's name and shame them yeah? Oh wait...... What's this? They're coming in, the pricks and dicks of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation are starting to drop bombs... Okay, maybe not bombs but where are you Mr. Universal Champion?

I spoke about the XWF'S Universal Champion and what a Cunt he is.. No wait, a Big, triple X L, super-douper, Fat Cunt! With cherry on top! I mean come on, you're the champ? You should set an example, yet you haven't spoken a single word Roberto. You disappoint me, like you disappointed your mother, the day her vagina had to stretch so wide to get your cannonball of a head out of her hole. I shake your mum's hand, I say 'Bitch... You must like pain! Cuz damn, that would've hurt!' But she did it, she brought you to this world and although she probably wished, she could push you back in, she couldn't have taken that pain again! I mean fat jokes are so wrong right? I mean here I am, Scully the Bully.. Making you feel self conscious about the way you look? Well... Robbie Bourbon, the Fatman of the people, you still have time... All you need is a really, really, big diet. Oh and get to the gym, you're too flabby. Roberto, you can be the inspiration of the fat children out there who get picked on cuz they can't run, they can only roll. Man of the people, you need to be the Fat Controller. Help the youth...

Not only you though, you're Fat friend BWP - Big Wanking Peodo can join you in harmony. You two are already good pals because you eat the same junk and you both sit on sofas for a living, when you're not in the ring. You two together can fight the Fat fight together. Think about it? The TV champ and the Uni champ already a team, a HUGE team can help the Fat kids before it's too late, before they look like you..

But before you two do any of that, you need to help one other wrestler and that is.......

Finn Koon... Yeah you Finn Koon need to ask Roberto and BWP what they eat to make them so fat.. No, I'm not contradicting myself because a little meat is good (just not excessive) but you Finn, are like the skeletor of the XWF!..
'I'll get you Heeman.' Just like being overweight, well obese, that isn't healthy and neither is being skinny. The only BIG thing on you, no not your penis, I wouldn't know.. Is those fuckin' ears.. This suits you perfect considering your heritage but you remind of a VW with both doors wide open. Damn Dumbo, I bet they'd do more damage than those scrawny arms and weak hands of yours! If you bother to say anything, you'll probably say how you won the Bopper match so you're not weak? No, wrong! Grande is just as much as a wimp as you for not being able to take your slaps.. I only lost that bout cuz I was disqualified, just to clear that up!

I have a joke for you wankers at home....

What do you call an incestuous nephew?

An aunt-eater.

Hahaha... Actually the answer is Jim Caedus. Haha. Cuz we know, when he ain't fuckin his Sister-Wife, he's shagging another member of the inbred clan. I'm surprised at you also for not giving something so far, anything... Just no family fuckin Porn video's. If people want to watch that kinda thing, check Pornhub, its all on there. Jims on there somewhere too, fuckin his gran and his nan, oh and some man called Dan. Yeah Danny Imperial and no, I didn't watch any of it, someone told me about it. I'll tell you Jim who stitched you up....

Danny Imperial, himself. He told me, you and him ya know?! Thats why he is so upset with you lately, cuz you're now with the Omega one, Robert Main.. Ain't that right Danny? Jim left you for Robert? He didn't just leave the Motherfuckers, he left you... There's so much Chaos here... Not that loser Chris Chaos either.. He'll get his turn. But Danny, you must understand Jim can't be with you, Robert is his 'BROTHER' like they told you.. There would be uproar in the Caedus/Main family. Move on... Why else are you so obsessed with them? You're bragging you destroyed Main at Leap of Faith? Way to go you crippled yourself too and also lost. Nothing to brag about!
And man, who is this WE you speak off? Youre one fuckin' person, Danny. Just one! No one cares about those freaks you hang with and further more? No one cares about You!

Nice of you two to finally join us.....

Then we have...

Calypso, the only reason I'm mentioning you, is cuz you link to the next person... So are you a him or a her?... Calypso the Greek bitch who is generally said to be the daughter of the Titan Atlas and Pleione. Or maybe not! But Calypso you may be ugly, certainly a mongoloid but we all know you have a dirty, sweaty, snatch! And guess who told me that you have a pussy?

Michael McBride did. Yeah he came bragging to me and said he fucked you. He was quite proud and becuz he's Irish and dumb..
One sec....

I'm sorry to all my Irish relatives, if any of you are watching... I got the Irish in me too.

So yeah McBride said he fucked you, Calypso and like I was saying cuz of his dumbness, he told me he wasn't sure which hole to use. I was like surely, you just put it in the anus didn't you? He was like 'yeah I did.. I fink!' Then he said 'Well actually lad, tha Calypso ad two holes n was was drippin' wet.' I said you mean his mouth then? He said 'No fella, dat mean he ad fwee den.' Then he told me you had a vagina....

Anyway McBride nice to see you again, okay maybe not! I thought you quit? Ran away? Remember when I beat you for the Xtreme Championship? Remember when I successfully defended it against you too? Probably not. You were NEVER the same after, went really downhill...

Better mention Chris Chaos, considering I mentioned the word 'Downhill.' And it all started so well for you didn't it? How does it make you feel that your wench is more successful than you? And your wench can actually win a match? Why are you so bothered about Finn Koon? Singling him out, when your real worry stands before you?! Fuck yaself! Nice to see you too.....

All the others...

Oswald aka GT, you were talking so much shit during the run up to this Rumble. I mean my open challenge where you wanted to fight me on Docs show because you're a special kind of and I'm allowed to say that! What is it you don't understand? This is a show which features ONE BIG rumble, no special treatment for you. You enter the Rumble and you don't show up, yet? Shameful!

David Mustang, Johnny Steele, Nate Higgers, Bilbo Brommer, James Ellsworth, Random, Chasm, Jamaican Jimmy, Mini Morbid and Butch Holliday... Be grateful that Scully even said your names!

You're all looking at the winner of the Rumble and I'm ready to toss out a bunch of tossers! Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"
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