This is an open Challenge for anyone on this shit show of a roster. Bring your best and hope you survive

You must be on the wrong channel if you watching some shit show, guy. Change the channel, bro.

(11-10-2017 10:48 AM)erikblack Said:  This is an open Challenge for anyone on this shit show of a roster. Bring your best and hope you survive

From what I've seen so far, you guys look like retards trying to fuck.

"I challenged you at Savage. Do you not accept that Challenge? I am the Universal Champion after all, I should be worth your time. I won my title after being shot in the dick, that means I'm hardcore."

(11-10-2017 11:19 AM)Grande Ricardo Said:  "I challenged you at Savage. Do you not accept that Challenge? I am the Universal Champion after all, I should be worth your time. I won my title after being shot in the dick, that means I'm hardcore."

That challenge was accepted. On that note, being hardcore only shows a lack of anything resembling actual fighting skill.

Another Black guy coming in here thinking he knows about the XWF. Damn yo. Show him how it's done Thick Rick. And keep that shiny Federweight Title shined up for me. When Calypso is done raining his reign of pain down on the Bombshell Division, he's coming for YOU nigga!

Erickblack wants to talk about fighting skill? Bitch you blind? I beat Ghost Tank!

(11-10-2017 11:45 AM)Calypso! Said:  Another Black guy coming in here thinking he knows about the XWF. Damn yo. Show him how it's done Thick Rick. And keep that shiny Federweight Title shined up for me. When Calypso is done raining his reign of pain down on the Bombshell Division, he's coming for YOU nigga!

Erickblack wants to talk about fighting skill? Bitch you blind? I beat Ghost Tank!

You beat another no skill clown, want a cookie? a hooker? a cookie AND a hooker? your shoot is weak. Your in ring prowess resembles a virgin retard who finally got his dick spit on and blew his load all over his sister.

How about a cooker? Like an air fryer or something, those are tits.

Why do we keep discussing retard porno and comparing the way I act with it? You got a fetish or something, bruh? You sit there and say my game is weak when you hardly have a leg to stand on. You've hardly been here a week and I can already tell you ain't meant to last. Why don't YOU go beat Ghost Tank and win the Federweight Title FIVE muvver f'n times AND go out of my own division to win the Bombshell Title... Then we can talk about retard porn all you want. Weak... Bitch please, know who you're talking to before you speak.

(11-10-2017 11:56 AM)Calypso! Said:  How about a cooker? Like an air fryer or something, those are tits.

Why do we keep discussing retard porno and comparing the way I act with it? You got a fetish or something, bruh? You sit there and say my game is weak when you hardly have a leg to stand on. You've hardly been here a week and I can already tell you ain't meant to last. Why don't YOU go beat Ghost Tank and win the Federweight Title FIVE muvver f'n times AND go out of my own division to win the Bombshell Title... Then we can talk about retard porn all you want. Weak... Bitch please, know who you're talking to before you speak.

I know who I'm speaking to. You're a clown with his head too far up his ass. I cant help you there, but what I can do is show the XWF world what actual fighting skill looks like.

Clown?? Are you saying that because I am a magician on the side? Cuz I is.

What DOES true fighting skill look like anyway? Feel free to act it out or draw a picture. I am also a master charade player and champion at Pictionary.

you are unworthy to face me.

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(11-10-2017 11:45 AM)Calypso! Said:  And keep that shiny Federweight Title shined up for me.!

"Who has the federweight? I'm tag team champ, and Universal Champion. You also saw me get shot by Vincent before I went on to win that rumble I was in for my second match. You've got a lot of skill, and I respect that. I'm honored to have fought you for your tag title in my debut. You're a knight, not a clown. This guy is homophobic if he can't see that."

(11-10-2017 01:11 PM)Calypso! Said:  Clown?? Are you saying that because I am a magician on the side? Cuz I is.

What DOES true fighting skill look like anyway? Feel free to act it out or draw a picture. I am also a master charade player and champion at Pictionary.

I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

"Calypso beat Ghost Tank, and he's literally the ghost of a tank. Like he was a tank that was blown up in world war two and haunts us all still. And Calypso beat him to become the XWF Universal Champion, which he held for twenty years. What have you done? Be made out of carrots? Yeah, I'm onto you carrot boy."

"Someone say in here?"

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(11-10-2017 03:56 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  "Calypso beat Ghost Tank, and he's literally the ghost of a tank. Like he was a tank that was blown up in world war two and haunts us all still. And Calypso beat him to become the XWF Universal Champion, which he held for twenty years. What have you done? Be made out of carrots? Yeah, I'm onto you carrot boy."

When I want your opinion of some no skill jobber I'll ask for it

"See this here is a good ol' boy. Erik seems like an American thoroughbred."

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(11-10-2017 03:39 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 01:11 PM)Calypso! Said:  Clown?? Are you saying that because I am a magician on the side? Cuz I is.

What DOES true fighting skill look like anyway? Feel free to act it out or draw a picture. I am also a master charade player and champion at Pictionary.

I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

[shadow=green]On the contrary my friend, Calypso made a 7 foot tall man tap out twice this week. He's as deadly as they come. And rakishly good looking to boot. [/shadow]

(11-10-2017 03:39 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 01:11 PM)Calypso! Said:  Clown?? Are you saying that because I am a magician on the side? Cuz I is.

What DOES true fighting skill look like anyway? Feel free to act it out or draw a picture. I am also a master charade player and champion at Pictionary.

I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

Engy is right homes. You aint got the size, the talent, or the cajones to step up to the most divine, super fine, bonafide, former five time XWF Federweight Champ. One Calypsonator and yo ass would run back to the carrot patch you silly rabbit.

[shadow=purple]"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"And you're going to show us what true skill looks like."

"Kid, you can't even lace my boots in that ring. This is where the big boys play. Turn back now."[/shadow]

(11-10-2017 05:52 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  

(11-10-2017 03:39 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 01:11 PM)Calypso! Said:  Clown?? Are you saying that because I am a magician on the side? Cuz I is.

What DOES true fighting skill look like anyway? Feel free to act it out or draw a picture. I am also a master charade player and champion at Pictionary.

I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

[shadow=green]On the contrary my friend, Calypso made a 7 foot tall man tap out twice this week. He's as deadly as they come. And rakishly good looking to boot. [/shadow]

Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 05:52 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  

(11-10-2017 03:39 PM)erikblack Said:  I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

[shadow=green]On the contrary my friend, Calypso made a 7 foot tall man tap out twice this week. He's as deadly as they come. And rakishly good looking to boot. [/shadow]

Should I give him a cookie? He beat a 7 foot bitch. Big deal

Compared to that rent-a-black belt your bragging about? Shit son. Gimme that cookie.

(11-10-2017 06:11 PM)Finn Kühn Said:  [shadow=purple]"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"And you're going to show us what true skill looks like."

"Kid, you can't even lace my boots in that ring. This is where the big boys play. Turn back now."[/shadow]

Like I said before. When I want the opinion of someone who literally has no actual skill in the ring, I'll ask for it

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 05:52 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  

(11-10-2017 03:39 PM)erikblack Said:  I'd be happy to show you what actual skill looks like. I do have to warn you that it would be over your head. It would be the equivalent of a tiny fish going up against a shark. If that's too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend, allow me to dumb it down for you. I'm dangerous. You're a joke. You'd truly have no shot, and it probably wouldn't even be entertaining for the fans. After all...they pay to be entertained watching physical combat. This would be more like me embarrassing you as you truly to muster up even the slightest offense...only to be made a fool of. It's an extremely one sided affair

[shadow=green]On the contrary my friend, Calypso made a 7 foot tall man tap out twice this week. He's as deadly as they come. And rakishly good looking to boot. [/shadow]

Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

[shadow=green]Wait, why NOT hire me? I'm a very accomplished goon for hire![/shadow]

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

"What have you done, exactly? You've never beaten the ghost of a World War Two tank, have you?"

(11-10-2017 06:20 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 05:52 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  [shadow=green]On the contrary my friend, Calypso made a 7 foot tall man tap out twice this week. He's as deadly as they come. And rakishly good looking to boot. [/shadow]

Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

[shadow=green]Wait, why NOT hire me? I'm a very accomplished goon for hire![/shadow]

Hired.

(11-10-2017 06:20 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:11 PM)Finn Kühn Said:  [shadow=purple]"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"And you're going to show us what true skill looks like."

"Kid, you can't even lace my boots in that ring. This is where the big boys play. Turn back now."[/shadow]

Like I said before. When I want the opinion of someone who literally has no actual skill in the ring, I'll ask for it

[shadow=purple]"No actual skill. No actual skill. This is how I know you're actually retarded."

"Kid, I've faced some of the best this federation has to offer. You're a fucking maggot. Actually, scratch that. You're not even good enough to stand before me. You make like you're all big and bad, like you're this professional 'asskicker,' but the truth is you're pathetic. When I want the opinion of a little crybaby who wants to make like he's a big boy, I'll ask you. For now?"

"Be gone."[/shadow]

(11-10-2017 06:27 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:20 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

[shadow=green]Wait, why NOT hire me? I'm a very accomplished goon for hire![/shadow]

Hired.

[shadow=green]Money up front bro, that's how we do things in Congress. [/shadow]

(11-10-2017 06:24 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

"What have you done, exactly? You've never beaten the ghost of a World War Two tank, have you?"

Me? I've fended off a zombie apocalypse in the last few months and saved the world. What have you been doing?

(11-10-2017 06:28 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:24 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:12 PM)erikblack Said:  Should I give him a cookie? Should I hire someone other than yourself to suck his dick? Dude best another no skilled j o b b e r. He's about to get his shit pushed in.

"What have you done, exactly? You've never beaten the ghost of a World War Two tank, have you?"

Me? I've fended off a zombie apocalypse in the last few months and saved the world. What have you been doing?

"Well paint my nuts like the star spangled banner and call me Mount Saint Helen. You fended off a zombie apocalypse? And here I thought you were going to say something impressive. I've done the most dangerous thing in the entire world. I are two cob salads, and got kicked out of an Applebee's for shitting myself. All while recovering from getting shot in the dick, and winning all of the XWF's titles, except the elusive bombshell title. Call me when you can shuck an ear of corn in your underwear in on July 32nd, while Kevin McNacho sings showtunes to the cats that live next door."

(11-10-2017 06:34 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:28 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:24 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  "What have you done, exactly? You've never beaten the ghost of a World War Two tank, have you?"

Me? I've fended off a zombie apocalypse in the last few months and saved the world. What have you been doing?

"Well paint my nuts like the star spangled banner and call me Mount Saint Helen. You fended off a zombie apocalypse? And here I thought you were going to say something impressive. I've done the most dangerous thing in the entire world. I are two cob salads, and got kicked out of an Applebee's for shitting myself. All while recovering from getting shot in the dick, and winning all of the XWF's titles, except the elusive bombshell title. Call me when you can shuck an ear of corn in your underwear in on July 32nd, while Kevin McNacho sings showtunes to the cats that live next door."

I used a dildo I found in your mother's top drawer as a weapon to fight them

(11-10-2017 06:46 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:34 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:28 PM)erikblack Said:  Me? I've fended off a zombie apocalypse in the last few months and saved the world. What have you been doing?

"Well paint my nuts like the star spangled banner and call me Mount Saint Helen. You fended off a zombie apocalypse? And here I thought you were going to say something impressive. I've done the most dangerous thing in the entire world. I are two cob salads, and got kicked out of an Applebee's for shitting myself. All while recovering from getting shot in the dick, and winning all of the XWF's titles, except the elusive bombshell title. Call me when you can shuck an ear of corn in your underwear in on July 32nd, while Kevin McNacho sings showtunes to the cats that live next door."

I used a dildo I found in your mother's top drawer as a weapon to fight them

"Are we really going with momma jokes here? I'm talking about the actual ghosts of trains, and cob salad and shit, and you're sinking to Yo momma jokes? Jesus, kid. At least scrape the bottom of the barrel, don't just hang out down there. Damn, to call you the weakest piece of ass in this federation would be an insult to guys like Drezdin or Jenny Myst. Please, try to be a little less 1980's era Fred Savage."

(11-10-2017 06:49 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:46 PM)erikblack Said:  

(11-10-2017 06:34 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  "Well paint my nuts like the star spangled banner and call me Mount Saint Helen. You fended off a zombie apocalypse? And here I thought you were going to say something impressive. I've done the most dangerous thing in the entire world. I are two cob salads, and got kicked out of an Applebee's for shitting myself. All while recovering from getting shot in the dick, and winning all of the XWF's titles, except the elusive bombshell title. Call me when you can shuck an ear of corn in your underwear in on July 32nd, while Kevin McNacho sings showtunes to the cats that live next door."

I used a dildo I found in your mother's top drawer as a weapon to fight them

"Are we really going with momma jokes here? I'm talking about the actual ghosts of trains, and cob salad and shit, and you're sinking to Yo momma jokes? Jesus, kid. At least scrape the bottom of the barrel, don't just hang out down there. Damn, to call you the weakest piece of ass in this federation would be an insult to guys like Drezdin or Jenny Myst. Please, try to be a little less 1980's era Fred Savage."

The "talent" in this wrestling fed is the equivalent of a bad yo momma joke

"You need to apologize to Jenny Moist right now. You're dragging her reputation down even lower than it was before just by being in the same federation as her. It'll be hard enough for her to get a job after she washes out of here, we don't need people like you making her look worse by connection."

(11-10-2017 07:35 PM)Grande Ricardo Said:  "You need to apologize to Jenny Moist right now. You're dragging her reputation down even lower than it was before just by being in the same federation as her. It'll be hard enough for her to get a job after she washes out of here, we don't need people like you making her look worse by connection."

I'll get on that. Right after some one answers this challenge and gets their shit shoved in

"Bitch you aren't enough of a man to shove my shit in. Try it, I dare you. Here. Here's my gaping asshole. I bet you're so gay you'll nut up in my guts almost immediately. ."

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It's funny. All this talk and not a single one of you stains on humanity have the balls to simply say.."I accept"

At this stage in my career, I only stick with appearances that help it. Accepting youe challenge could quite possibly do the opposite. Tell me Black Erik, whats in it for Calypso?

(11-11-2017 08:52 AM)Calypso! Said:  At this stage in my career, I only stick with appearances that help it. Accepting youe challenge could quite possibly do the opposite. Tell me Black Erik, whats in it for Calypso?

The only thing you would get is your shit pushed in.

That's like the 30th timr you've mentioned pushing someone's shit in. Gross bro. I think the only one thst would bite on that is the latr Cadryn Tiberius Cruze or Bilbo. Gross.