"And water's wet, what's your point? Everybody in the XWF has some form of mental condition, from like Drezdin to people like Scully having Down's. And don't think I forgot about that British fuck either, I'm gonna have some fucking words with him soon enough. Same with that Grande Ricardo ]

"Oh yeah, you have a match with them too."

[color=#87CEEB][shadow=purple][b]"Tell me about it. I was ready to face Scully. I figured it'd be easy, the poor guy can't even count to ten and he lost to Peter Gilmour in his first Uni title defense. The man even had to get help to fight DARREN FUCKING DANGEROUS. Then all of a sudden, this irrelevant fucktard named Grande Ricardo comes from out of the blue and wants to fight me?"

"I swear, it might as well be in the job description that you have to have experience handling mentally disabled people, because this federation is a haven for them."

"It's funny how many people like dicking around with me. First it's getting screwed out of wins. Then management decides to infringe upon my agreed upon match with Scully because some inept moron wants a crack at his fifteen minutes of fame."

"But why, Pequeña? What's your aim? You're most certainly not a capable wrestler, that much is for sure."

"Your IQ makes me want to commit suicide, and in comparison you make Dim look like a collegiate graduate."

"I'm a failed Bubble Guppy? I hate intestines because of Wiener Schnitzel? This is the best you can do? The Federweight Champion, the supposed champion of trash talk so to speak here in the XWF, a champion that carries a belt that has been held by Vinnie Lane and Gator, can only pull off lame German jokes?"

"Fucking bullshit. Calypso can insult people better than that. Hell, GHOST TANK can. Does it feel good, knowing that Ghost Tank can insult me better than you ever can?"

"What's perhaps even more bullshit is your claim that either I'm stupid for putting out how my family came to America, or the entire story was bullshit. I find it hilarious you choose to call me stupid, despite the fact this is a textbook example of the pot calling the kettle black."

"Who's the one raving on about how you're a Tag Team Champion with a FUCKING LIZARD?! Holy shit, you make pre-schoolers look like they're able to do Calculus. How about you go onto the XWF official website, scroll down until you see the champions listings, and look under 'Tag Team Champions.' Please tell me, what does that say?"

"That's right."

"The Kings."

"Not this fucking wannabe and his lizard, who so DESPERATELY want to make like they're relevant. What you are is just hype. Buzz and hype. That's it. All the proof I needed was in your promos, how you go on and on about how you'd make what Cadryn said look nice."

"Guess what, ? Try me. How about stop latching onto other's arguments with being generic? Try something new. German jokes? Done. Being generic? Done."

"Like I said. Buzz and hype. You're not even good enough to step in that ring with me. You're a rotting, festering maggot that's begging to be put down. You're living proof that conservatives should extend the abortion cutoff date to past birth. Enjoy your fifteen minutes. I guarantee you that's all you're getting."

"Now we go from one to another. Hello, Michael. You're the reason I even wanted this match to begin with. I mean, I get to move up in the Xtreme title rankings for free? I shut up an unintelligible Brit who is the walking embodiment of bringing shame to a race? Sign me up."

"We see another case of someone being unable to perform research. Scully, you do remember people's applications are visible to see on the official website, yes? What does my ethnicity say again?"

(07-14-2017, 09:33 AM)Finn Kühn Said: Ethnicity: Primarily German, with a mixture of other European cultures, such as Swiss, English and French.

"I'm English as well, you ignorant fuck."

"But of course, what else did you people expect? This is, after all, the same man who's been a self-proclaimed . The same man who had to duck challenges in order to keep his championship, and lost the Universal Championship immediately."

"You go on a nationalist tear, proclaiming that Almighty Britannica is the best, and we MUST bow down to it, even though they're arguably in bigger shit than America is currently. I mean, have you SEEN Brexit? How about you wipe Guppy's semen from your eyes, maybe take a look around you, and you'll see that your desired utopia in Britain is nothing more than a cumstain currently. Haven't you heard? It could even add up to almost £1,000 for UK shopping bills. People HATE the country they live in!"

"And you proceed with more German jokes? Quaint. I mean, let's make fun of the German boy who wasn't even there for a decade. Let's make fun of the German boy, declare him a 'Hitler Lover,' despite the fact that there is a very viable argument to be made that I was raised in the American culture."

"I'm not going to say I'm not proud of my German heritage. I am, after all. Kings, Kaisers even, were born and bred. We had only the best for war, and in the end, what will likely be Germany's lasting legacy was a man who decided Jewish people must die, and in today's world has been turned into a meme."

"Truly, a tragedy. But at least we don't have Brexit going on here."

"And again, we see another instance of Scully failing to do any research. Haven't you seen the fact that I've had more than 5 fucking matches? Sure, I might have come up short in a few of those, but again. They remember the name Finn Kühn. And that women we've both brought up now?"

"When I'm done destroying you two in the middle of that ring, I guarantee you: She'll remember the name 'Finn Kühn.'"