Sammy shoves the remaining 4 or 5 inches of his extra greasy burrito into is mouth and chews feverishly as bits if refried beans dribble down his chin. Still attempting to chew up his oversized bite, Sammy looks into the camera.

You think you wanna match? You stale sandwich shrilling pale ass chigga? Motha' fucka' actually think he stand a chance standing up to these fist?

Sammy balls his short stubby fingers into fist and holds them up for the camera.

Nigga please! All the what sai Kung pow chop suey bullshit in the world ain't savin' yo ass if we decide to throw hands nigga!

Luckily for you, we ain't!

Real Talk wit Dem Niggaz® premieres this Wednesday bitches!