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Cadryn Tiberius · **09-29-2017, 10:24 PM**

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of “Exdubyuf” there lived a very humble, always positive man by the name of Cadryn Tiberius. He was sort of the village idiot, but was loved by the people nonetheless. Young Cadryn had a knack for singing, he was similar to a bard, truth be told. His vocal victories would heal the sick, and feed the hungry. The beautiful young man would poof around from place to place, doing his part to serve King Theo.

One evening an evil wizard by the name of LiddleJ or WiddleP or something began to wreak havoc on the kingdom.

Our hero grabbed his gear, and rushed headlong into the storm, looking to meet the wizard face to face. Upon his arrival, he was shocked to learn that the evil wizard was all just hearsay! Though the wizard scheduled himself to be here, he couldn’t be bothered to show up.

”Shameful” Cadryn thought to himself.

Cadryn sits down on a bench in the middle of the arena that was expected to play host to a much anticipated showdown!

Alas!

The entire kingdom had come to watch the brutal battle. Not much for disappointing his peers, Cadryn stands and begins to speak to the crowd around him.

Oh LiddleJ you’re a coward and I’m slightly distraught.
It’s a shame that you seem to have acquired a twat.
A cock would be manly, but your pussy is showing.
Though the battle is won, I think I’ll keep going.

Let this be a lesson to all those who continue to doubt me.
You may end up like LiddleJ and have to sit when you pee.
I wanted a challenge, a warm up, an opponent with skill.
Instead I got no one, no match, and no thrills.

Soon it will be time to take back what is mine.
Ill cut out the cancer, though we all know he’s benign.
A paper champion he is, and well all know it’s true.
Just remember Pete, I totally tried to warn you!

And with a POOF Cadryn disappears from in front of the crowd..

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