09-05-2017, 06:59 PM
Equinox appears in the ring at a local XWF house show sponsored by Quiznos with fans going nuts over his return. He is holding a mic as the audience prepared for what should be on hell of a promo.
A couple of months ago, I was sitting at home playing Crash Bandicoot...the original on PSX, wondering if this is how I was going to spend the rest of my days. I'll admit I was losing the edge to survive, losing the feeling and becoming numb to the outside world. I was disconnected...but then, something amazing happened. Something so awesome, I had to board a plane, fly to Thailand, dive into a pile of coke, and dry fuck a couple of street walkers, you know cuz of herpes and such. Jared Fogel, the Subway guy got busted for kiddie porn, and at that moment, Mr. Q himself called me up, questioning on if I heard the news. Stock in the company began to rocket faster than than a Shade climax. Quiznos was back, I was back.
And as if I couldn't get any happier, a man whom I have know for a very long time sends me cards for every holiday at once. Christmas, Ramadan, Vinnie's birthday, you name it, he sent it. This prompted me to give the ol' chap a call, and we talked. We discussed the state of the XWF, the caliber of talent, the increasing number of fuckbois that require quick, castrative kicks to their reproductive organs. It was like we didn't skip a beat. Like we never stopped. He, a living legend whom God almighty himself consider a perfect replacement, and myself, the hotter than the hottest superstar whom is still undefeated in singles competition, together, one the same word on the same page in different translations of the same book..
It's time to get back on the climb to the time of the mountain my friends, and has always, this segment is brought to you.....
The crowd yells in perfect syncronocity as No holds the mic up.......BY QUIZNOS. Gift cards begin to rain down, all with various values as Nox exits the arena..all smiles.
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