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Saturday Night Savage 09-02-2017
09-03-2017, 06:22 PM
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FROM STUDIO 7 - UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA


Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:








Panzer
- vs -
Scully
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Trash Talk Only



Jenny Myst and Shelby Cobra
- vs -
The Sugay Sisters
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit



Jamaican Jimmy and Calypso
- vs -
The Crosby Boys
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit



Michael Graves
- vs -
Chris Valerius
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit



Gabe Reno
- vs -
Kris Cruze
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Special Guest Referee - Chris Chaos



MAIN EVENT
James Raven
- vs -
Kropotkin

Marlow Raxis

Ben Gazzi

????
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Gauntlet Match
Featuring a special mystery opponent!


Neville Sinclair is being given the week off in celebration of successfully defending the XWF Television Title 8 weeks running. Congratulations Neville! - Dr. Matthews






Panzer
- vs -
Scully
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Trash Talk Only






“Coming to the ring first billed from Birmingham, England standing at 6 feet, 1 inch, and weighing 225 pounds… SCULLY!”

Suddenly the arena lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage, his XWF Universal Championship over his shoulder. He looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendence and smirks. The chorus of boos fill the arena in disapproval of Skull, he shrugs it off and slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring them. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks once again at the crowd. He then raises his XWF Universal Championship in the air as the boos become louder. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt, before raising the title once again. Scully enters through the middle rope and into the ring. Skull walks over to the far turn buckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air, making sure the title is there for everyone to see and then does his "Look at me" taunt. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded, his title put over his shoulder. His music fades out.




“And introducing his opponent, billed from the Psyche of a Broken Mind, standing at 6 feet even, and weighing 242 pounds… PHANTOM PANZER!!”

He slowly walks out as the lights dim. Then they light up on the ramp only, and he walks out and as he walks along the lit ramp, blood seemingly follows his every step, coating the ramp. As he reaches the ring, the ring is lit up and before he enters, and as he steps foot inside the squared circle, the effect rushes from all four corners. After a minute, he throws his arms out fast upwards, and the lights brighten as bloodied confetti shoots out and into the crowd.


(ding, ding, ding)


[color=#FFFFFF]“It looks like Panzer and Scully are going to start this match off with a traditional front grapple!”


With the size advantage, Panzer overpowers Scully and takes him down with a standing hip toss. Scully is quick to his feet, but Panzer with an irish-whip to the ropes. Scully runs off the ropes and ducks below Panzer’s extended arm avoiding a clothesline. Scully runs off the opposite side of the ropes and surprises Panzer with a kick to the chest. Panzer flings up, holding his chest and spinning heel kick! Stumbling back to the ropes, Scully charges him, but Panzer with a back body drop over the top rope.


“Scully manages to land on the ring apron!”


Panzer spins around and attempts to clock with him a spinning sock to the head, but Scully with a shoulder thrust through the second rope. He flips over the top with a sunset flip. The referee slides down to the mat: 1 – Panzer kicks out with authority. Panzer is up to his feet and Scully charges him again, but Panzer lifts him up off the mat. He raises him over the head before dropping him on the knee with a gutbuster! Scully holds his stomach while Panzer lifts him up by the head. As he grabs him up, Scully with a vicious eye gouge!

“Oh come on Scully, what kind of disgraceful move is that!?”

“He’s not a former Universal Champion for nothing.”

Panzer is holding his face, but Scully grabs him from behind. Scully takes Panzer off his feet with an inverted headlock backbreaker! He arches his back off the mat and reaches for the ropes as he pulls himself up to his feet, but Scully with a standing dropkick. Panzer stumbles backwards into the corner, but Scully charges at him in the corner with a running cornered clothesline. Panzer stumbles forward and Scully with a bridging fisherman suplex! The referee slides down to the mat: 1 – 2 – Panzer kicks out!

Scully looks over to the referee and starts arguing with him as he yells, “that was 3!” The referee and Scully continue to argue in each other’s faces while Panzer stumbles up to his feet. Panzer wobbles over to Scully and turns him around. He attempts to lift him up, but Scully drops down Panzer’s back. Scully with a hard kick to the back of his kneecap, knocking him down to his knee. He hooks the head and plants him with a kneeling snap DDT! He rolls him over: 1 – 2 – Panzer kicks out again!

“Are you freaking serious right now, ref? THAT WAS A THREE COUNT!”

“I think it’s going to take a little more than that move to keep Panzer down.”

Scully eyes the referee and gets overo n Panzer’s chest as he starts to explode with forearms to the face, but Panzer raises his hands to Scully’s ripping at his eyes. Scully stumbles backwards and lands on his ass as Panzer gets up to his feet. Scully staggers up to his feet and Panzer lifts him up with a standing spinebuster in the middle of the ring! He hooks the leg: 1 – 2 – Scully gets a shoulder up!

“I can’t believe it Huey; Panzer still has some gas in the tank and it’s starting to look scary for Scully!”

“This match should have been over a long time ago, JR! The referee and his damn slow counts!”

He leans over and he grabs the head as he attempts to lock him into a modified gogoplata, but without the referee seeing—Scully with a punch to the groin!

“What a dirty move from Scully!”

Panzer falls over on the mat, holding his jewels as he gets up to his feet. He leans down and picks Panzer up off the mat. He lifts him up with a swinging vertical suplex!

“THE FINAL CUT! OH MY GAWD! THE FINAL CUT!”

“Scully is going for the pin!”

Scully rolls him up with both legs, in addition to a handful of tights and the referee slides down on the opposite side: 1—2 – 3! The referee kneels up as he signals for the bell. Scully rolls out of the ring quickly after he realizes he won the match. Panzer barely comes to it, holding his head as he kneels up in the ring.


Winner: Scully



The match is over and the wrestlers are starting to make their way to the back. Scully has disappeared while Not Ghost TankPhantom Panzer stands in the middle of the ring when suddenly the ground starts to shake as the sound of metal meeting concrete gets louder and louder until a Panzer Tank slowly rolls out from the back towards the ring. The tank stops a few feet short of the ring allowing for a moment of uncertainty.

Phantom Panzer the wrestler looks at the Panzer Tank contemplating his next move when the tank lurches forward suddenly and makes contact with the ring shaking it and Phantom Panzer. The tank then slowly backs up a few feet...


PHMP!!!

PHMP!!!

PHMP!!!


Three massive bean bags are fired out of the tanks 75 MM cannon in rapid succession. The first one hitting Phantom Panzer square in the forehead the other two making contact with his chest.

Phantom Panzer falls backwards like a massive tree that was just cut down in a forest. The turret hatch pops open and out pops John Madison in full on riot gear. Madison climbs down from the tank and into the ring. He lowers his riot shield so as to cover his face. An odd move since we've already established that it's him.He pulls a gun out from his bag and just for giggles unloads a few more bean bags into Phantom Panzer's unconscious body.

Madison then walks back over towards the tank when the drivers hatch pops open and Jester™ to The Kings™ climbs out. He grabs a set of chains from behind the turret, hooks them up to the front of the tank and then tosses them into the ring where Madison wraps them around Phantom Panzer's ankles. Once he's finished he tugs on the chains once to make sure they are secure before unloading one final bean bag shot to Phantom Panzer's testicle region. Phantom Panzer flinches for a moment but only a moment as Madison then clocks him with the butt end of his gun.

Madison then climbs back through the ropes and gets back into the turret as Cadryn slowly descends back into the belly of the metal beast. The turret swings around 180 degrees and the tank comes back to life as it slowly makes it's way back out of site, dragging Phantom Panzer's almost lifeless body behind it.





Jenny Myst and Shelby Cobra
- vs -
The Sugay Sisters
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit






"Captain Morgan's Revenge" by Alestorm hits the speakers as Shelby Cobra comes out from the back looking fine as fuck. She slaps some fans hands and even stops to take a picture with a young female fan before sliding into the ring.





Enters the arena when the Drums hit for the first time in her entrance music, Around the 20 second mark. She is usually taunting the fans or pretending to give high fives and the pulling away at the last moment with a sarcastic smirk and an eye roll. When she gets to the ring:


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“Go Back to Where You Came From!”
“Give me a dose of #DoubleTrouble!”
“This fan isn’t apart of the #Sugayarmy!”

The lights dim low and fans rise to their feet when pink and purple spotlights start waving throughout the arena. "Queen of the World" - Ida Maria hits over the P.A. system and a very seductively Sugay Sisters’ titantron start playing.





With the fans filling the arena with boos and even chants of “slut,” Tala and Jaslene Sugay hustle out from behind the black entrance curtains. They have their arms in the air as they antagonize the fans. They pause at the top of the ramp. They lean toward each other and gives each other a peck on the lips before leaning back up. Jaslene slides her hands down the sides of her body while Tala is waving a middle finger to the fans. They grab each other’s left hands and start strutting down the ramp. They pretend to go high-five a fan, but sykes them out as they pull their hands away. They laugh as Tala adjusts her baseball cap. They make their way to the apron and Tala slides beneath the ropes as Jaslene pulls herself up onto the apron by the ropes. Tala kneels up as Jaslene climbs up the second rope and raises her arms. Tala stands on the bottom rope and tips over the top rope as she glares at the crowd. Jaslene backflips inside the ring and she starts chanting, “Let’s go Sugay army!” while clapping.” Tala steps off the bottom rope and walks over to her baby sister and places her arm around Jaslene’s shoulder. They walk backwards to the corner and leans against the turnbuckle as they stare up at the entrance ramp. The fans continue to boo while their theme fades. The lights turn back on when the spotlights fade.


Jenny is going to start against the younger Sugay Sister, Jaslene. The bell rings and Jaslene seems hesitant to attack, but confident at the same time, she backs into the corner. Jenny rolls her eyes and approaches, hitting Jaslene with a chop. Just then Tala grabs her by the hair and slams her neck across the top rope, Jenny stumbles back and Jaslene explodes out of the corner with a clothesline.

Jim Ross: Teamwork early here from the two sisters. Showing they are unified.

Huey D. Louie: Look at that ring, Jim! I am in heaven!

Jaslene is on Jenny with a headlock and a knee to the already vulnerable back. Pulling her arms back, she smiles as she applies the pressure. Her sister yells "Yeah baby sis! Teach her a lesson!" from the corner.

Jaslene keeps pulling as Shelby reaches from the corner. Jaslene smiles at her from the corner, and wreches harder. Jenny begins to wiggle however, and is close to reversing the hold. She spins and gets out of it, bounces off the ropes but Jaslene hits a drop kick and Myst rolls under the ropes and to the outside. He looks up into the ring to Jaslene is who ready. Jenny runs a hand through her hair, dumbfouded at the younger sisters offense. Jenny slides into the ring and the younger sister smiles and tags in Tala. Shelby reaches for a tag but Jenny doesn't see it. She is hyper focused. Jenny goes at Tala, who moves but Jenny grabs her around the waist and shoves her, while running, face first into the corner. Stumbling back, Jenny hits a code breaker on Tala, then smugly tags in Shelby.

Jim Ross: She wanted that one up, of sorts.

Huey D. Louie: I'll tell you whats up, JR!

Shelby steps into the ring and picks up Tala by the hair, but the older Sugay sister elbows her in the gut, breaking the grip. Twisting Shelby around she goes for a DDT but Cobra shoves her off. Tala turns and is met with an elbow to the face, and stumbles back. Cobra whips her into the corner and runs for a splash but Tala Sugay gets an elbow up. Cobra holds her mouth and stumbles back, and Sugay quickly grabs her, rolling into a pin.

Tala has the tights!

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Cobra kicks out. Tala gets up and gives a finger sign to indicate "this close" with a grin. She stays on the offensive as Cobra backs up, Jenny slaps her on the back and steps into the ring.

Shelby shoots daggers at her with her eyes, but steps out.

Tala gives the come on symbol to Jenny, who then rolls out of the ring. The crowd boos and Tala mouths "what the fuck."

Jim Ross: I guess Jenny thought discretion is the better part of valor there.

Huey D. Louie: She can go anywhere she wants Jim!

Jaslene jumps off the apron and confronts Myst, and the two get face to face as the ref counts.

In the ring, the ref doesn't see Cobra grab Tala.

DDT!

Jenny shoves Jaslene and slides into the ring, covering Tala as Cobra slides out.


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2!















3---Tala Sugay kicks out!


Jim Ross: A little teamwork there by these two!

It's called strategy, Jim. Get with the times!

Jenny slaps the mat. She thought she had her there but there is a new look in her eye. He grabs Tala by the hair and whips her into the corner. She tags in Cobra and the two work on the older sister in the corner. Jaslene comes into the ring but the ref holds her back and doesn't see Jenny holding Tala as Cobra stomps at her.

When the ref turns Jenny lets go and Cobra begins to chop at Tala. Tala, being the brawler she is, though, fights out of it. She reverses Cobra into the corner and begins to hammer away. Grabbing her by the hair she walks her out into the middle of the ring where she scoop slams Shelby and tags in Jaslene. Jaslene then does the smart thing and whips Shelby into their corner. The sisters are going to go to work on her now.

Jaslene reins down chops and punches to Shelby, the tags in Tala who hits her with knees and power fists, then tags back in Jaslene. They are rapid fired tagging, playing mind games. Jaslene walks Shelby out to the middle of the ring and with a smile and wave before getting Shelby up in Bitch, Bye!

Connects!

She hooks the leg



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2!
















Jenny breaks up the count!

Tala is in the ring now and goes after Jenny. Those two fight in the corner as Jaslene gets Shelby back up. Shelby is out on her feet. Jaslene whips Shelby into the corner just as Tala moves and Shelby collides with Jenny!

Both women stumble out of the corner and the sisters lock them into Double Real Naked Chokehold's, simultaneously! Jenny tries to fight out of it, but Shelby goes limp nearly immediately. Tala holds Jenny as the ref checks Shelby's arm.

Jim Ross: Look at this! Cobra is out on her feet and Jenny can't do a damn thing about it! Double chokeholds locked in!

The ref lifts her arm.


Limp.



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Again.


Limp.



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Third time..............Jenny is able to kick Jaslene in the wrist to break the hold just as Cobra's arm drops.

Huey D. Louie: That's the reason Jenny is the best! She is locked in a choke hold and she is still able to save her team!

But Tala keeps the pressure applied and Jenny is beginning to fade as Jaslene DDT's cobra in the center of the ring.

The ref needs to resestablish some order and get Jenny and Tala out of the ring so he can keep order. Cobra is able to get a thumb to the eye of Jaslene and roll out of the ring. Tala has broken the rear naked choke and whips Jenny back first into the steps. Tala gets on the apron as Jaslene tags her in. Both Myst and Cobra are down.

Jim Ross: The Sugay Sisters are a step ahead of Myst and Cobra here. They have had the upper hand the entire match.

Huey D. Louie: Well they have the team work. Myst amd Cobra are getting along but don't seem to be on the same page!

Back in the ring, Cobra is trading punches with Tala as Jenny goes up top!

450 splash!

Tala is down! Jaselene is in the ring and rolling around exhanging blows with Jenny. Tala and Cobra are both down.

Jaselene looks over at her sister and at Corba, a fatal mistake as the momentary distraction allows Jenny Myst to deliver the killing blow, Pink Perfection.

Myst climbs ontop of Jaselene and hooks both legs for the pin.


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2



3!!!



Winner: Jenny Myst and Shelby Cobra



“Queen of the Reich” hits the P.A. system and a sudden look of shock comes across the arena. On the XwF’s titantron reads, “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” before the video of the red headed fox Miss Michelle’s entrance video starts playing.

“Oh my God, oh my God that’s Miss Michelle: one of the most successful female wrestlers of all-time!”

“What does she want here?”

Miss Michelle walks out to the roar of the crowd. She has a spaghetti strapped blue sequence dress on topped with a pair of five-inch white stiletto heels. She has a microphone in hand and she extends her arm up and starts waving to the crowd. Jenny Myst brushes her hand through her hair and looks up at the ramp appalled. The Sugay Sisters on one side of the ring and Shelby Cobra on the other.

miss MICHELLE: “Wow…”

She looks around at the roaring crowd.

miss MICHELLE: “I surely wasn’t expecting this reaction to my wrestling return! Thank you! Thank you!”

Chants of “welcome back to the business, Chelley” start and Jenny Myst grow impatient and frustrated.

miss MICHELLE: “As much as I’m flattered by this wonderful greeting from all the XWF’s fans, I came out here to address you, Jenny Myst.”

She turns her head down to the ring and lifts her left arm up: pointing down at Jenny. Jenny’s eyebrow arches up and she cocks her head as she hears her name.

miss MICHELLE: “Your First Lady of XWF has finally been signed to a contract and I have come to XWF to help cleanse the degrading morale that this division has been undergoing for quite sometime. You see Jenny, the language you speak not only is disgraceful, but it’s unladylike. You want so badly for the other women to fear you, but all you have done is belittle, degrade, and destroy, which is just not right. How can you expect respect from any rational woman when there are very few left because they have all hightailed it out of this company because of your negative Nancy attitude!?”

Michelle holds her finger up and starts waving it to the side.

miss MICHELLE: “Jenny, I was once in your shoes. Oh yes, I can admit it now because I saw the error in my ways. I realized how my attitude was being projected and I had to undergo a reality check. That reality check has helped me to grow into the woman I am today. I am a real lady Jenny Myst and I would never speak to another woman the way you have done in your time on the XWF’s roster. Do you kiss your grandparents with that mouth? It’s appalling how you can sleep at night after realizing the way you demoralize women. You aren’t supporting women’s wrestling or the XWF Bombshell’s Championship—you’re only supporting the career of Jenny Myst!”

She lowers her forearm and extends down at Jenny.

miss MICHELLE: “It’s time somebody gives you an attitude adjustment and I don’t care what just went on in that match with the Sugay Sisters because there is only one woman on this roster who is fitting enough to give you an attitude adjustment, and that woman is me! If you will, please accept this challenge I am issuing to you and may the best girl or woman win!”

“Queen of the Reich” hits and Miss Michelle raises her left hand and starts waving to her adoring fans while Jenny Myst is furious in the ring. She walks over to the ropes and leans over the top while standing on the bottom rope trash talking Miss Michelle. Miss Michelle starts waving to Jenny while she is turning her back toward her. She walks to the curtains and struts through them as the scene fades to the commentary table.

“Huey, did I hear it correctly? Is Miss Michelle challenging Jenny Myst to a match?”

“I think so, but I don’t think she realized just what she’s asking for though! Does she not understand Jenny Myst was trained by Chris Chaos?”

“This is going to be one for the ages and it’s anyone’s game! I can’t wait to see when these two meet.”





Jamaican Jimmy and Calypso
- vs -
The Crosby Boys
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit






P.I.M.P.





Calypso jogs out from the entrance and poses at the top of the ramp. He attempts high fives to the crowd on his way down, but misses several of them or no one returns the gesture. Nearly falling out of the ring, he pulls himself in from the middle rope, and falls on his face on the ring apron. He uses his "natural" guns with his fingers to point out to the crowd and then holsters them in his imaginary holsters.





Please do an entrance description on your roster page for your tag team and next time you will get an entrance description.


Ding! Ding! Ding! Jayson Crosby and Jamaican Jimmy begin in the ring. They run at each other and grapple quickly. Jimmy makes a move for Jayson’s right arm and quickly, Jimmy has the arm behind Jayson’s back. Jimmy throws an elbow into the back of Jayson. Jimmy throws a dazed Jayson into the ropes. Jayson comes out of the ropes faster and hits Jimmy with a clothesline. Jayson picks up Jimmy and drops a forearm shiver onto Calypso. Jimmy is down again. Jayson climbs to the top rope nearest Jimmy and flies in with a double axe handle. Jimmy rolls out of the way at the last second. Jayson is down on one knee. Jimmy, still a bit dazed makes his way to Calypso for the tag.


Jamaican Jimmy: Go een and handal deez raceest pieces ah sheet, mon.


Calypso quickly moves to the still dazed Jayson Crosby. Calypso slaps Jayson across the face. Jayson stumbles back but is able to make a tag to Patrick Crosby. Patrick leaps over the ropes and runs at Calypso. Calypso runs into the ropes on the opposite side and begins to run towards Patrick. Calypso hits Patrick with a flying knee.

Ross: Am I going crazy? Does anyone else smell that?

Lewis: Someone let a skunk into the arena!

Ross: There it is! The smoke! What in the hell is Jamaican Jimmy doing?

Jamaican Jimmy has lit a big fat blunt. Calypso, undeterred, moves to pick up Patrick. Patrick quickly moves behind Calypso and executes a reverse suplex. Patrick moves for a quick cover.

1…

Calypso kicks out quickly. Patrick picks up Calypso. Calypso hits a quick eye rake against Patrick. Patrick is covering his face. Calypso, in nearly one move, kicks Patrick square in the groin and slaps him across the face. Patrick is stunned on his feet. Calypso moves for the top turnbuckle nearest to Patrick. As he stands, Jamaican Jimmy moves to Calypso and hands him the big fat blunt.

Lewis: What is going on here? He can’t do that!

Calypso takes a rip from the blunt and jumps towards Patrick.

Ross: The Calypsonator!

Smoke is still billowing across the ring. Patrick is out cold after Calypso executes The Calypsonator. Calypso rolls up Patrick Crosby.

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2…

3…

Ross: That was absolutely lit!

Lewis: What has gotten into you?

Ross: I think there’s something funky in that Jamaican fellow’s cigarette!


Winner: Jamaican Jimmy and Calypso






Michael Graves
- vs -
Chris Valerius
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit



This match is set in one fall to the finish…. Making his way to the ring, he hails from Pittsburg Pennsylvania… MICHEAL GRAVES!





Lime green and purple laser lights flash across the entrance ramp. Micheal Graves slowly walks onto the stage to a chorus of boos. Micheal ignores the reaction as he walks down the ramp. The crowd begins to throw random pieces of trash at him as he slowly descends the ramp on his way to the ring. At the bottom of the ramp, Micheal walks up to the crowd and begins jawing with a fan in the front row. A smug look comes across his face as he turns to walk up the steps and enters the ring. Micheal throws up both middle fingers and walks a circle in the ring, making sure that each and every person attending the show tonight knows exactly how he feels about them.


His opponent, who hails from Seattle Washington… THE UBERMENCH… CHRIS VALERIUS!





We see Chris simply walking down to the ring, he climbs on top of the ropes and enters. Then has a stare down as the bell rings.


Ding
Ding
Ding


We see Graves taunting him to punch him in the jaw, and Chris lands a strong Wide Hook to the right. It doesn’t faze Graves, as he continues to taunt him for more. Then Chris continues to Wide Hook him until he Double Leg Takedown Graves and ground and pounds his face. Chris then attempts to transition to a armbar, but Graves quickly locks his hands together as Chris tries to break his hold.


Will he lock in that Armbar on Graves?


That all depends if Graves can one up him at his own game.


Chris manages to lock in the armbar, and Graves manages to break out the hold by holding the bottom rope. Chris lets it off and both men get to their feet, as Graves and Chris have another stare down. Chris then Overhand Palm Strikes Graves gut, then Chris kicks him in the gut and locks in a 3/4th chancery on Graves head. He uses his free arm to strikes Graves back as he puts pressure on his head.


Jeez, Chris is really working on Grave’s body.


You got that right, I think Chris might end hurting Graves!



Graves then breaks off the hold by punching his side on the body of Chris. Graves then free from the hold, and he does a flurry of Hooks to the body of Chris. Graves Whips Chris to the ropes, and he connects with a Backhand. Chris then stumbles around the ring, and Graves hits a Dropkick. Chris groggily gets to his feet and Graves gives him a Belly to Back Suplex. Graves then taunts to the audience, and hawks over Chris to get up...


Graves is preying on Chris; he’s probably thinking about ending this man’s suffering.


Good JR, he’s already in trance himself since he was locked in a European hold. Of course he wants to end this man, I’d would myself.


Graves lifts up Chris by the waist and hits a System Shock on the top rope. Chris holds his throat, as Graves drags his legs to the corner. Graves climbs to the top rope, and lands a Moonsault on Chris with a cover…


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KICKOUT


Chris kicks out at neck of two, as Graves angrily shoves Ref Bobo. While they were going at it, Chris uses the ropes to regain some strength to his feet. Chris then does a Rolling Koppu Kick and quickly punches Graves in the head mixed in with knees strikes. Graves rolls underneath Chris and rolls out the ring and the ref counts…


One…


Graves slowly getting to his feet.


Two..


Graves slowly slides into the ring, and Chris looks at Graves. Chris lifts Graves by the hair to hid knees, and attempts to hit a Switchblade Kick, but Graves ducks it and gets on his feet. He quickly Red Misted Chris in the eyes. Chris was holding his eyes in pain, as the ref Bobo threaten Graves with a DQ.


That was totally uncalled for to Chris, whatever Graves spat in Chris eyes shall permanently blind him for the duration of this match!


Graves ignores Bobo’s warning, and Chris turns to Graves who ends up kicking him in the gut and hits…


GRAVE CONSQUENCES


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Winner: Michael Graves






Gabe Reno
- vs -
Kris Cruze
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Special Guest Referee - Chris Chaos






Golden strobe lights and dimming fill the area as "Golden Age" by Woodkid hits the loudspeakers. Mixed reactions of love and hate fill the mixed crowd as The Radical emerges in green and black tights reading 'The Very Best, Nothing More, Nothing Less' across the back. He smiles under a Black hood before sprinting and sliding into the ring, removing his hood and telling the ref to "start the fucking match already".





You have no roster page, you get no entrance. Do a roster page please.





The words "FOLLOW ME" show up on the X-Tron screen as smoke billows at the entrance. Blue and white lights flicker. At the 10 second mark, he steps through the smoke wearing his jacket (Rated R Edge trench coat). Looking to both sides of the crowd. He walks slowly to the ring until he gets about 3/4 of the way down, then jogs and slides into the ring (edge style)...When he gets into the ring he gets up on the far turnbuckle and gets up on it, throwing both arms up.



Before the match starts, Chris Chaos asks Tigs for a microphone.

Chaos: Gabe Reno.......For months since you've been gone, I have been obsessing over the title you stole from me. It has consumed me, and I just haven't been the same. I am finally now just conforming to my old self. I took this match to officiate at first because I wanted to get my revenge, I wanted to screw you over. But I have been thinking.......and with everything going on in this company right now with the Kings.......I am team Lane. For the betterment of the company, I know I need to get over it. And I have. So I am going to be the bigger man, and do something you would never do. I am going to call this match down the middle. Bygones are bygones.......

Reno doesn't seem to trust Chaos, as he stares daggers at him. Chris extends his hand to shake it.

This is something I thought I'd never see.

He is a changed man, JR. He has turned over a new leaf.

Reno stands there, watching Chaos extend the hand, and the crowd is chattering in anticipation if he will shake it. Just then, Cruze clubs Reno in the back of the head.

The bell rings.

Cruze hammers Reno in the corner with a series of punches and chops. He whips Reno into the other corner and continues the same thing. Walking Reno out to the middle he hits a scoop slam into a leg drop.

Cruze with the cheap shot is now dominating Reno in his debut match back!

Cruze picks up Reno by the head but the Radical One elbows out of it, loops around and hooks the hands for a big suplex out of desperation. Cruze is on his back and Reno is getting his bearings after the cheap shot attack. Both men to their feet now and charge, Cruze goes for a clothesline but Reno ducks, coming back off the ropes with a flying forearm. Cruze hits the mat as Reno goes up top.

This is what we have seen from Reno before! This high energy offense!

The radical one!

Flying cross body! Reno lands on top of Cruze.

Cover


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3---Cruze gets a shoulder up.

Reno grins, loving the competition. He picks up Cruze and sets him up for a sidewalk slam, but Cruze wiggles out, twirling behind and locks in for a suplex, but Reno reverses and locks his arms for a suplex and this time delivers, throwing Cruze behind him. Back to his feet quick, Reno his a standing drop kick and comes off the ropes with a diving elbow. Reno covers.

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Cruze kicks out again.

Reno looks at Chaos, holding up 3 fingers with a grin. Chaos blows it off.

But Cruze is showing resiliance, and as Reno turns around Cruze grabs him, lifts him, dropping his face and neck over the top rope and as Reno stumbles back he hits a back breaker. Cruze is panting, trying to get his wits about him.

Back and forth match we have had here. Reno looks strong coming back but the new guy Kris Cruze is holding his own!

Cruze grabs Reno, who is back up, and elbows him twice in the top of the head, then locks in a sleeper, but Reno quickly moves and locks in for another suplex. Cruze shoves him off and into the ropes but on the rebound Reno damn near takes his head off with a clothesline. He points at Chaos with a smile and locks Cruze in position.

Here it comes Jim! The move that beat Chaos back at Lethal Lottery! He is rubbing it in Chaos's face!

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LABEL









DRIVER!


It's over! Reno is going to get the win here!

Gabe hooks the leg and Chaos gets down to count.



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Chaos gets up. He stopped the count!

What the hell is this! Chaos stopped counting! What about calling it down the middle! What about being the bigger man?!

Reno brought this on himself! Any other finisher but that and this would be a done deal!

Reno gets up and gets into Chaos's face.

We are going to have an explosion here! All hell is about to break loose!

Reno and Chaos exhange words and Reno shoves Chaos back into the corner and begins to fire away on him. Running into a splash on Chaos he goes for another and as he runs at Chaos a second time...........



WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS!

SUPERKICK! Chaos damn near took Reno's head off his shoulders!

Reno doesn't go down though, but falls back into Cruze who pulls him into a small package.

Cruze has the tights.



CHAOS WITH A QUICK COUNT.

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2

3!

Winner: Kris Cruze



Chaos rolls out of the ring quickly as Cruze throws his arms up. Reno props up on his elbows and stares a hole through Chaos who is backing up the ramp, putting a finger to the head as if he out smarted Gabe Reno.

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Chaos continues to make that enemy list! Holliday, now Reno! By god, does Chris Chaos know what he has just done?!


Winner: Kris Kruze






MAIN EVENT
James Raven
- vs -
Kropotkin, Marlow Raxis, Ben Gazzi and ????
Option 1 - 2500 Word Limit
Gauntlet Match
Featuring a special mystery opponent!







The entire arena slowly fades to black as the audience excitedly awaits the entrance of "The Peoples GOAT". The drum beat and guitar solo start and a series of white and blue spotlights come up and pan the crowd. Mike Shinodas voice is heard on the speakers singing.

“Now here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, throw ‘em up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind… filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, high and tight so I wont get loose.”

By now the fans are going wild and cheering as the spotlights slowly make their way to the top of the entrance ramp where a dim fog begins to form.

“Truth is you can stop and stare, rub myself out and no one cares, dug the trench out and lay down there with a shovel up, out of reach somewhere… yeah, someone pouring in, make it a dirt glass floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out when they bring that chorus in.”

The spotlights come together as one, and the fog fills the top of the ramp until the downbeat hits and a major blue and silver pyrotechnic display goes off and the rest of the arena lights turn up to full. When the smoke clears James Raven is seen on top of the ramp, his hands thrown up over his head and a huge smile on his face.

“I BLEED IT OUT!!! Diggin’ deeper just to throw it away, I BLEED IT OUT!!!”

James makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for pictures with several of them until he reaches the base of the ramp. Then, he pauses for a few seconds and sprints for the ring, diving in under the bottom rope and sliding in to the center of the mat on his hands and knees. He poses for a second, then gets up and runs for the turnbuckle, climbing up and posing yet again for the fans before doing a 360 degree spin off and doing the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As his music fades out he stretches in his corner, and then waits for either his opponents entrance or the starting bell.





The arena goes dark, the sound of explosions goes off throughout the arena followed by the sound of a jet crashing into a building and then the official anthem of ISIS rings out as the chorus of boos begins. Ben Gazzi appears on the entry ramp and walks to the ring.


James Raven
100%%
- vs -
Ben Gazzi
100%%



“Our World Champion most certainly have a large obstacle in front of him tonight. I don’t know if he’ll be able to overcome the odds in this four man gauntlet.

“Well, if he can’t JR then what kind of World Champion is he? These men are some of the fresh meat on the roster.”

“That might be so Huey, but all three of them will be looking to make a good first impression on the administrators.”

(ding, ding, ding)

“And they are off!”

James Raven hands his title over to ringside while he turns back to Ben Gazzi. The masked terrorist slides his finger below his neck as he glares across at Raven. Raven and Gazzi start to circle each other in the ring. Gazzi with a kick to the midsection and grabs him with a side headlock. He tightens the hold and kneels on his knee as he holds Raven in the hold. Raven pushes Gazzi off into the ropes after a few shots to his kidneys. Gazzi rebounds off the ropes into a beautiful snap powerslam. He arches his back off the mat as he aids his lower back. Raven lifts him up by the top of his mask. He whips him into the corner. Raven charges at him in the corner, but Gazzi with a back elbow. Gazzi climbs backwards up to the second turnbuckle, but as he leaps off the ropes—Raven catches him with a dropkick to the midsection.

“Ben Gazzi came in with a lot of hype, but he hasn’t performed to quite what I was expecting Huey.”

“Indeed he’s not. I was actually looking forward to a new terrorist being dominating, but’s he’s looking like another doormat!”

He lies on the mat, aiding his stomach and moaning in pain. Raven runs off the ropes as Gazzi starts to climb up to his feet. Raven comes off the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker to a slouched over Ben Gazzi. Gazzi rolls his neck as Raven quickly goes for the cover: 1 – 2 – Gazzi with a shoulder off the mat. Raven is the first to his feet and he leans down to pick him up, but Gazzi with a sudden small package: 1 – 2 – Raven quickly kicks out of the hold! Raven is to his feet first and Ben Gazzi isn’t too far behind. As Gazzi stumbles around, Raven dashes away from the ropes with a superkick to the face!

“What an impact with the Fuck You, Stank!”

“Ben Gazzi doesn’t look like he’s moving. If I were James Raven, I would go for the cover.”

James Raven does just that as he hooks both legs. The referee races to them and slides down on the mat: 1 – 2 – 3!

“James Raven overcame the first obstacle and here comes Marlow Raxis!”





James Raven
99.9%%
- vs -
Marlox Raxis
100%%



Marlow Axis runs down the ring and before James Raven can get up to his feet, Marlow takes him down with a running forearm smash to the back of his neck. He collides on the floor and starts to stomach down on the champion while the referee attempts to maintain order. He forces Marlow away from the champion as Raven uses the ropes to climb up to his feet. He walks over to a fresh standing Raven and irish whips him across the ring. He runs off the ropes himself, but goes for a dropkick.


“Nobody’s home!”


Marlow drops to the mat after not hitting the dropkick and he stumbles up to his feet, he gets halfway up and Raven grabs him by the head. Raven follows it up with a snap DDT! There’s a roar from the crowd as Raven sits up and holds the back of his head. He walks over to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Marlow stumbles up to his feet and he staggers around as Raven leaps off the top, catching Marlow with a hurricanrana! He is spun across the ring and kneels up. He uses the ropes to pull himself up in the corner, but Raven gives him little time as he races across the ring with a running crossbody to the midsection!

“James Raven is certainly giving these two new talents.”

“Opportunities wasted from Ben Gazzi and Marlow Axis that’s for sure!”

Marlow staggers away from the corner and staggers up to his feet. As he can barely stand, Raven runs off the ropes while Marlow gets up to his feet. He grabs the neck and delivers a devastating brutal cutter! Meanwhile Kropotkin already starts down the ramp.

“Flight the Raven! Goodnight and thank you for coming Marlow!”

“Yeah, it’s all over for him now!”

Raven hooks the leg while Kropotkin climbs up on the apron. The slides down to the apron: 1 – 2 – 3!

“He’s survived his second round, but Kropotkin looks like he’s ready for the champion.”





The lights dim as Kropotkin walks to the ring slowly.


James Raven
99.8%%
- vs -
Kroptokin
100%%



He climbs to the top turnbuckle and an unexpecting James Raven pushes his hands up off the apron while getting to his feet. He turns to the entrance, but doesn’t notice Kropotkin until he flies and nails a missile dropkick to James Raven’s chest! He’s flown across the ring as he uses the corner to get up to his feet. He runs at James Raven in the corner with a running forearm. He grabs the head and runs forward with a bulldog, drilling Raven’s face in the canvas. As Raven lies in the middle of the ring, Kropotkin stands beside and backflips over him: connecting with a standing moonsault. He hooks the leg: 1 --- 2 – Raven kicks out!

“Oh my God, what a slobber knocker! It looks like James Raven wasn’t ready for Kropotkin and Kropotkin is really bringing it to the champion.”

“Now, this is how you make an impression on the administrators, JR!”

Kropotkin kneels up and he stalks James Raven as he crawls to the ropes and uses them to stand up to his feet. Kropotkin jumps up and catches James Raven with a spinning heel kick! Raven bounces back against the ropes, but he uses the momentum and runs at Kropotkin with a sudden clothesline! Falling back to the mat, Kropotkin is quick to his knee. Raven runs at him with a shoot kick, but Kropotkin rolls out of the way. Raven turns around and Kropotkin lifts the champion up on his shoulders: Samoa drop!

“I wasn’t expecting this to be so one-sided right now, but maybe the last two obstacles had a toll on James Raven.”

“Kropotkin is really looking good here tonight, Huey!”

Kropotkin goes for another cover: 1 – 2 – Raven kicks out! He gets his shoulder up and Kropotkin leans down to pick him up. He uses him by the arm and it looks like he’s attempting the Red Rosa, but James Raven sneaks out of it! He stumbles behind Kropotkin, but Kropotkin turns around into a standing dropkick! He holds his chest as he rolls up to his feet, but about halfway up James Raven with a standing swinging neckbreaker! He goes for the cover: 1 – Kropotkin kick out!

“It looks like the champion has found the opening he’s been waiting on.”

“Let’s see if he can finish him off though.”

Kropotkin holds his neck while staggering up to his feet. James Raven with a knee strike to the midsection. He hooks the arm and grabs the tights: snap suplex. Kropotkin flips over to his stomach and hops up as James Raven, really feeling the effects of the gauntlet gets up to his feet second, James Raven goes for a superkick, but Kropotkin moves out of the way. Kropotkin runs off the ropes and catches James Raven with a leg lariat across the chest. He covers: 1 – 2 – KICK OUT!

“Come on James Raven!”

“He’s facing not one, not two, but three men so far with entirely different styles. I don’t know how much gas he has in his system.”

Kropotkin charges James Raven as he gets up to his feet, but James Raven uses Kropotkin’s own speed against him as he sends him shoulder first into the steel post of the turnbuckle! Kropotkin aids his shoulder as he backs up out of the corner. James Raven grabs him from behind and lifts Kropotkin up with a back suplex, dropping him on the neck area. Kropotkin moans in agonizing pain while both men lie there momentarily. Kropotkin makes first movements to the ropes as he’s holding his shoulder. He pulls himself up to his feet as James Raven gets up on all fours. Kropotkin runs and rolls Raven up with an inside cradle! The referee slides down to the mat: 1 – 2 – James Raven kicks out!

“Another close call for the champion, I thought it was going to be over right there and then!”

“James Raven is showing a lot of heart right now, but I don’t know about his brains.”

Kropotkin is up to his feet, still aiding the shoulder, but taunting James Raven to get up to his feet. Raven wobbles up on his feet and Kropotkin with a kick to the stomach. He hooks the neck, but Raven uses the arm and pulls him back in. Kropotkin doesn’t see it, but James Raven with a jumping cutter in the middle of the ring!

“Oh my God! OH MY GOD! The Flight of the Raven out of nowhere! THE FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN!!”

“Holy shit! It looks like Raven is doing the best thing and going for the cover!”

He hooks the leg in the middle of the ring!

1…..

2…….

3………!


And now the moment we've all been waiting for. James Raven has survived not one, not two but three members of the roster. But there is still the question of just who is his Mystery Opponent.

I know exactly who it is.

Who?

Your mom.


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OH MY GOD!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!

It is!!! I told you.

You didn't tell me anything. I can't believe it. One of the most controversial and arguably least liked members in XWF history. Former Mr. some shitty fed and the man who for a time pretended to be James Raven....PEST!!!!


The Pest walks to the ring, wearing a fedora, and a long black jacket, accompanied by Aaron and Jenny.. He removes the jacket, and hat. Pause. He hands the jacket to the girl, and places the hat on the head of the boy.


James Raven
74%%
- vs -
Pest
100%%


Raven slowly gets back up to his feet just as Pest gets to the ring. Pest smiles that wicked and gangly toothed smile that makes people wish they were blind.

Pest grabs Raven by the hair and as he attempts to pull the current Universal Champion up to his feet Raven instead pulls Pest down with a violent chinbreaker that sends crashing down to the mat but he immediately bounces back up right into a FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN!!!

Raven kneels down for the cover...


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2




What the hell? What is Raven doing?


Raven stops the count himself by pulling Pest head and shoulders up off the mat. He then yanks the former XWF tag team champion up for his feet and backhands his fourth and final opponent across the face.


"So you wanted to pretend to be me? I get it, I really do. I'm pretty fucking awesome but you don't get to be me. I'm me. You're just a bitch and i'm gonna put you down like a bitch."


FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN!!



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2


3!!


Winner: James Raven



The match ends and the referee hands James Raven his Universal Title. Raven looks down at Pest and spits on him while he celebrates with the title as Savage goes off the air.





OOC: I apologize for the lateness of this show. A lot of things went wrong this past weekend. Some matches were shorter than I would have liked but at this point I wanted to get the show out more than I wanted the matches to be perfect. Again you all have my apologies. We will do better next week.

Special Thank You To:

John Black
Chris Chaos
TheBigKahuna
The Sugay Sisters


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09-03-2017, 06:36 PM
Post: #2
Sooo, uhhh... has PP been Godnapped by The Kings? Or did they simply just drag him to the backstage area?

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09-03-2017, 07:50 PM
Post: #3
Jenny had a smile on her face. She couldn't help it. She had gotten the win, pretty much on her own, against two girls who came in with a lot of tout. The biggest thing with her was that Chris didn't get involved, and she finally proved for the first time since the breakup that she didn't need him. She had her suitcase behind her, the wheels making noise on the tile floor of the arena's back stage. Her head is in her phone, deep in a text conversation, when she turns the corner and bumps into the chest of Chris Chaos.

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"Oh.....uh......Hi."

Chris had his ref shirt on still, and a pair of jeans.

"Hello, Jen."

She couldn't help it. She still loved him, as much as she told herself she didn't.

"I see you were able to win a match without me saving your ass.....great job."

There was a touch of sarcasm in the "great job."

Jenny tried to walk by him with an eye roll, but he stepped in her path.

"Thanks."

"I spoke to Milton. Next week, you get another shot at Sugay. This time, you team with me."

Those words were magic to her. He had actually asked to team with her again? She couldn't contain a sheepish smile.......until.......

".....try not to cost us this one."

Complete deflation.

"You showed this week that you don't need me to win, but you haven't proved you can be of any use to me yet."

Any use? What happened to their relationship?! How could he be this cold?!

"I....uh......I don't need you, Chris. I will be just fine without you. And you know what? Next week, I am going to pin one of these two camera hungry whores and pic up the win for us..........without you needing to do the work. Bank on it."

She rolled her eyes and put her hand in his face, walking past. She had done it, she had stood up to him.......but inside, she hated it. A single tear ran down her eye as she walked by......

As she did, he turned his head and looked at her ass with a smile and a nod of approval.
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09-03-2017, 08:41 PM
Post: #4
Chaos... my sweet Chaos.

How adorable of thee.

Still got that Choatic touch, I see.

The one that had been missing since...

You met me.
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09-03-2017, 08:44 PM
Post: #5
"Wow and here I thought Chris Chaos couldn't be more of a dip shit than he already is. I hope you've already dug your grave. That would save me a lot of time."

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09-04-2017, 04:39 AM
Post: #6
"There you go Vinnie, I just saved you from getting a beat down from the Pansy one. Only messing, I kiss your ass remember according to the unconscious clown, I'm sure you would have won. Nevermind, 10k please?"


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09-04-2017, 11:59 AM
Post: #7
(09-03-2017 06:36 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  Sooo, uhhh... has PP been Godnapped by The Kings? Or did they simply just drag him to the backstage area?

Who's asking?



All the fucking titles ever. I've won em all. (King of the XWF, Universal, Xtreme, United States, TV, Tag Team x2 and Trios x3)
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09-04-2017, 12:23 PM
Post: #8
(09-04-2017 11:59 AM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(09-03-2017 06:36 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  Sooo, uhhh... has PP been Godnapped by The Kings? Or did they simply just drag him to the backstage area?

Who's asking?

Me. The Player. Because that would be actually quite interesting, tbh. And fun.

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09-04-2017, 12:31 PM
Post: #9
Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.



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Captain of the winning team at World War X
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09-04-2017, 12:37 PM
Post: #10
(09-04-2017 12:31 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

Goddammit. I can never have fun once and a while, can I? Everyone else gets to have fun. :/

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09-04-2017, 01:47 PM
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(09-04-2017 12:37 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 12:31 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

Goddammit. I can never have fun once and a while, can I? Everyone else gets to have fun. :/

Quit your crying. What's the matter? Aren't you for family reunions?

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09-04-2017, 02:38 PM
Post: #12
(09-04-2017 01:47 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:  
(09-04-2017 12:37 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 12:31 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

Goddammit. I can never have fun once and a while, can I? Everyone else gets to have fun. :/

Quit your crying. What's the matter? Aren't you for family reunions?

We have more respect for ourselves than Denny's.

We go to the Olive Garden.

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09-04-2017, 02:48 PM
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(09-04-2017 02:38 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 01:47 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:  
(09-04-2017 12:37 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  Goddammit. I can never have fun once and a while, can I? Everyone else gets to have fun. :/

Quit your crying. What's the matter? Aren't you for family reunions?

We have more respect for ourselves than Denny's.

We go to the Olive Garden.

"Norms is better."

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09-04-2017, 02:56 PM
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(09-04-2017 02:48 PM)John Holliday Said:  
(09-04-2017 02:38 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 01:47 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:  Quit your crying. What's the matter? Aren't you for family reunions?

We have more respect for ourselves than Denny's.

We go to the Olive Garden.

"Norms is better."

Don't get why people are talking IC when this is OOC me.

I'm not like Peter where I just use the same color for OOC and IC when he replies to people. If I was going IC, I'd use my color for him. I'm honestly wondering what's happening to PP. :/

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09-04-2017, 03:21 PM
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Catching up with family in the dumpster, I guess?

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09-04-2017, 03:49 PM
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(09-04-2017 02:56 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 02:48 PM)John Holliday Said:  
(09-04-2017 02:38 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  We have more respect for ourselves than Denny's.

We go to the Olive Garden.

"Norms is better."

Don't get why people are talking IC when this is OOC me.

I'm not like Peter where I just use the same color for OOC and IC when he replies to people. If I was going IC, I'd use my color for him. I'm honestly wondering what's happening to PP. :/

Perhaps because you responded to an IC comment. Plus, let's be real, you are playing a retarded clown character and only a retarded clown would think Olive Garden is better than Dennys, or anywhere for that matter. So pardon our confusion there.

But just to make it clear:

OOC: Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

IC: Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.



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09-04-2017, 04:08 PM
Post: #17
OOC: Denny's IS the best drunk food

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09-04-2017, 06:33 PM
Post: #18
(09-04-2017 03:49 PM)Theo Pryce Said:  
(09-04-2017 02:56 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:  
(09-04-2017 02:48 PM)John Holliday Said:  "Norms is better."

Don't get why people are talking IC when this is OOC me.

I'm not like Peter where I just use the same color for OOC and IC when he replies to people. If I was going IC, I'd use my color for him. I'm honestly wondering what's happening to PP. :/

Perhaps because you responded to an IC comment. Plus, let's be real, you are playing a retarded clown character and only a retarded clown would think Olive Garden is better than Dennys, or anywhere for that matter. So pardon our confusion there.

But just to make it clear:

OOC: Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

IC: Well in that case...we dumped him off inside a grease dumpster behind the Dennys on Sunset.

... yet you started this by responding to an OOC comment, with an IC response... So pardon my confusion in wondering why you would respond to an OOC comment with an IC comment, making me internally question if you respond to everything with that color code, Theo.

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09-05-2017, 12:13 AM
Post: #19
OOC:If you're speaking out of character like I am right now then you simply put OOC like I did at the beginning of this sentence. It's not difficult and everyone will know. Simples.


"Da End, Scully Has Spoken"
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Former XWF Xtreme Champion
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09-05-2017, 12:21 AM
Post: #20
(09-05-2017 12:13 AM)Scully Said:  OOC:If you're speaking out of character like I am right now then you simply put OOC like I did at the beginning of this sentence. It's not difficult and everyone will know. Simples.

And in several years, I've never had this problem before. Almost like people understood that I use color to show I'm IC, and no color when I'm OOC.

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09-05-2017, 12:26 AM
Post: #21
OOC: Maybe events should have their own ooc thread? So that in the replies to the IC results thread, there isn't a bunch of ooc back and forth like this, in case people want to play off the results?

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09-05-2017, 12:46 AM
Post: #22
OOC- I'm sexy and know it.

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09-05-2017, 02:38 AM
Post: #23
Lesson learned, never bother with Panzer again. Life is much easier that way. And you wonder why we didn't do anything elaborate with they segment or afterwards.

If I had responded to your comment ooc and said we essentially did nothing to panzer but drop him off somewhere then for me to respond again IC would have just been stupid and a waste of time.

The fact that you're making a thing about all of this is rather amazing.



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Captain of the winning team at World War X
Triple Champion (King of the XWF, X-Treme Title and United States Title) on April 4,2014
January 2014 SOTM
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09-05-2017, 03:01 AM
Post: #24
(09-05-2017 02:38 AM)Theo Pryce Said:  Lesson learned, never bother with Panzer again. Life is much easier that way. And you wonder why we didn't do anything elaborate with they segment or afterwards.

If I had responded to your comment ooc and said we essentially did nothing to panzer but drop him off somewhere then for me to respond again IC would have just been stupid and a waste of time.

The fact that you're making a thing about all of this is rather amazing.

Y'know what man?

I'm sorry.

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09-05-2017, 03:23 AM
Post: #25
Word.



All the fucking titles ever. I've won em all. (King of the XWF, Universal, Xtreme, United States, TV, Tag Team x2 and Trios x3)
Captain of the winning team at World War X
Triple Champion (King of the XWF, X-Treme Title and United States Title) on April 4,2014
January 2014 SOTM
XWF All Time Top 50


OOC: Many thanks to my main funny man The Jester™ for the banner.
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09-05-2017, 07:16 PM
Post: #26
IC: Satan just called me and told me he just puked at the site of PEST returning..

ooc: Satan laughed and spread his wings :P

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