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Scully · (09-01-2017)

"Wow look at me, I feel so fuckin' privileged. It is such an honour that I get to face the Phantom Panzer. I can't contain my excitement, this contest has me jizzing in my pants. If you can call it a contest?!
By the way, that was what you call... Sarcasm. I mean come on, I just teamed with the XWF legend, Guppy Parsh for a number of weeks as we sailed through the Tag-Team tournament to become the number one contenders for the tag titles. We formed Team

2.0 and we proved all the doubters wrong. Then we fought the champions at the King of the Ring pay-per-view and really gave them one of hell of a match. In fact, it was close, too close and the only reason we lost is because Guppy and I got distracted. Guppy seen some one dressed as Batman, who happened to be Seth Feder. The same Seth Feder who you, Pansy are bitching to Lane about. Yep, Guppy ran away, I got distracted, got hit with a move from Theo, then D'ville, then Theo dropped me on my head, if I wasn't already

enough at that point and then D'ville finished me off.... But I didn't whinge, I didn't moan, I didn't have a hissy fit but you Panzer, you did. You cried like the bitch you are because you wasn't good enough to win the King of the Ring. Because you wasn't even good enough to get to the final. Waste of sperm you are. Then you want to face Vinnie Lane? Why would he want to come out of retirement to fight a pathetic excuse of a clown like you? Why would he put on his pink pants to entertain you? You're not exactly worthy are you? I'm only fighting you because... Well...

You know we just had Conor McGregor verses Floyd Mayweather in a boxing exhibition match? I knew that although I should have rooted for the Irish man, considering I have Irish in me, that Mayweather would own him, take him to school so to speak. I will also be teaching you, the attention seeking clown, a lesson. Just like Mayweather got easy money for facing McGregor, so did CM actually, but I'm getting 10k just to wipe that fuckin make up off your face and turn you in to a bloody mess. 10 fuckin K. I don't even have to win like McGregor but this is Scully and Skull doesn't go into matches to lose to shit like you! I don't enter fights to lose, full stop.

I know full well that everyone wants me to shut you the fuck up. Your squirty bow tie, your animal balloons aren't going to help you. However, if I took the plot and became the

Scully, not only would it be more of a fair fight for you, although I'd still smash your red nose in, the back and fourth would be more on your level. As a hint so you have a glimmer of hope, do some juggling. Make me a poodle balloon or a sword, that's if I decide to make this more fun and go into

Mode. You could ride around on your mini clown bike... Actually, actually what am I saying? I'm giving you way more credit by suggesting you can even do any of those things in the first place, we all know how untalented you really are!

You are an insult to clowns. There are different types of clowns; Funny clowns, annoying clowns, scary clowns and then there is you?! A big mongoloid who dresses up in a clown outfit.

John Wayne Gacy Jr became known as the "Killer Clown" because of his charitable services at fundraising events, parades, and children's parties where he would dress as "Pogo the Clown", a character he had devised. He was an American serial killer and rapist. He sexually assaulted, tortured and murdered at least 33 teenaged boys and young men between 1972 and 1978 in Cook County, Illinois. Something that you probably inspire to Pansy. You like the thought of raping men and boys. But let's face facts, you'll never be a killer like you make out because you're a vagina.

Emmett Kelly was an American circus performer, who created the memorable clown figure "Weary Willie". But guess what Panzer? You'll never be as famous as him. The only thing that connects you two is his name 'Willie', the fact that you take it up the butthole from Alyssa's willy. Let me guess you're gonna act like he-she never existed? I still remember.

Justin Fletcher is more popular in the UK, my little man, Aston is a fan of him and his character Mr. Tumble. Fletch is famous for his work in children's television, specialising in slapstick comedy and work with special needs children through his show Something Special. You wouldn't be able to be the star of a TV show, would ya? I have to be in the first match of the night on Savage because of how lame you are! Thanks bitch.

Needless to say there is a list of famous clowns; Pennywise from IT, there making a new one by the way, soon to be released. Krusty the clown, Poltergeist Clown, Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentlemen, Pogo, Doink, Dink, The Joker... We can go on forever and ever naming clowns. The reason I am wasting my time speaking about all these clowns is simple: Because they are more relevant than you.

'I'll kill you all! Aha, I'll drive you crazy, and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of!'

Now that is some scary shit when you are a youngster watching Stephen Kings, IT. Then we have you..... Kids laugh at you, not in a Haha kinda way either, more like they laugh at you in a... You're a pathetic excuse of a clown kinda way.

I mean look, you begged, you pleaded for a match against Bummerboy and then my name gets brought into it, because how can we forget? I beat Vinnie for the XWF Universal Championship but that is nothing for Lane to be embarrassed about. I definitely helped in his retirement. He's had a couple of matches since, I mean I remember he came in as a surprise opponent in some tag match against me and I spiked his drink... Gotcha. Spiked him on his head. Then he teamed up with James Raven to lose to the Kings.. Nothing to be ashamed of. But do you not remember his XWF Universal title reign? He had the title for about a year, who's held that title for anywhere near that long since? Give him credit where it's due, we might not see eye to eye, we might not like each other but I respect what he has done for the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. I have zero respect for a loser like you and I know you're going to pretend you don't care, but you wouldn't be on your knees trying your hardest to be noticed. Don't worry Pansy, we know you're here, no need to get your knickers in a twist, we just choose to ignore you.

I know what bullshit you will try and make up, you'll say that Ghost Tank is in the past and you're glad you have escaped his mind.. Da da da da... GT was more successful than what you are now. GT was more tolerable than this garbage you portray now. GT won championships, you've won the gift of annoying the fuck outta people. Oswald, you returned being a copycat but you still caught Scully off guard when you took the Xtreme. I could hear the people laughing, I felt ashamed but if he was broken, then you're cremated. Panzer... Do you really want to face Lane? Cuz you've been pretty quiet leading up to our match.. I mean leading up to your demise! See ya soon, Fucko!"

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