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I need a win, bitches.
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Cadryn Tiberius Offline
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#1
08-28-2017, 08:50 AM

So, I need a win, cause I've let you assholes feel good about yourselves for long enough. If you think you actually beat me, you didn't. The Essence Of Excellence can't be beaten, it's pretty much impossible. I decided to be a nice guy, and let some of you scrubs get a few wins, but that's over now. I got shit on every time I turned around, including being fired for not defending a title that I never wanted to begin with. I'm not after the Hart Title, I'm after the Universal Title.

So who wants to step up to the plate?

Jimmy? You talk so much goddamn shit your mouth should just be a fucking toilet. Well, it is, for the rest of the hobo community I'm sure.

Chaos? I let you win last time, you want to add another loss or should I say like your 9th loss or some shit in a row?

Raven? Ah, actually, you know, you just leave me alone for while..

But you other dickless cunts are more than welcome to step up.

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#2
08-28-2017, 09:13 AM

"Dude, calm down. You're going to give yourself a pulmonary the way you're carrying on. You need a win? Well, why don't you try against me?"

"Just tossing my name out there. I know I'm no James Raven. I'm no Chris Chaos. The one thing I am is ready and willing."

"So, what do you say? Let's buckle down this baby and shift it into overdrive because I'm ready for my XWF test drive!"

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#3
08-28-2017, 09:36 AM

(08-28-2017, 09:13 AM)Tyler Cross Said: "Dude, calm down. You're going to give yourself a pulmonary the way you're carrying on. You need a win? Well, why don't you try against me?"

"Just tossing my name out there. I know I'm no James Raven. I'm no Chris Chaos. The one thing I am is ready and willing."

"So, what do you say? Let's buckle down this baby and shift it into overdrive because I'm ready for my XWF test drive!"

Seriously?

You want your first match against me?

Dude, I'd be honored!




















Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You don't get to step into the ring with The Essence Of Excellence that easily. It takes hard work, dedication, and at least a 4 piece Mcnugget, small fry, and large sweet tea.

Go give Reno a call, I hear he's back around here somewhere.



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#4
08-28-2017, 09:53 AM

Cross, at least you put yourself out there. That's what this company needs, not a Jester who kiss ass for the KINGS.

Personally, i'd enforced the match to happen... but have no legal right to do so.

So Cross, it's best to fight someone who can put up a fight who isn't going to disregard you.

Cad, I hope someone who isn't the guys you mentioned squash you like an ham n' egger... maybe you'd be even honored to keep yourself relevant.

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#5
08-28-2017, 10:00 AM

(08-28-2017, 09:53 AM)John_Black Said: Cross, at least you put yourself out there. That's what this company needs, not a Jester who kiss ass for the KINGS.

Personally, i'd enforced the match to happen... but have no legal right to do so.

So Cross, it's best to fight someone who can put up a fight who isn't going to disregard you.

Cad, I hope someone who isn't the guys you mentioned squash you like an ham n' egger... maybe you'd be even honored to keep yourself relevant.

Oh.

My feelings.

I was insulted by a guy who lost to RANDOM last year.

I may never recover.

Oh hey, look at that, I recovered.

Look, I'll always be relevant. My record is straight shit cause it doesn't mean shit to me, and I'm still one of the most popular stars in the XWF to date. Why? Because I'm fucking incredible, obviously.

If you didn't have some type of weird erection for me, you wouldn't even be here throwing shade like you are.

So go listen to some more N.W.A mp3's and maybe after awhile you'll find the one of the guns they used on their "homies" and you'll kill yourself.

Kbai, baby.



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#6
08-28-2017, 10:14 AM

Let me get this straight son...

You don't care about your record, but you want the Universal Title?

Boy, how you gonna get a shot at that belt if you don't win matches and prove your worth?

Oh top of that, you seem a little uneasy about the idea of stepping into the ring with James Raven again. You ain't winning that belt anytime soon unless you get over that fear right quick.

Now, I don't know what's gotten into you all of a sudden. I am however damn well sure this ain't how I brought you up though. Maybe those so called friends of yours aren't the best of influences....

Whatever the case may be, you need to remember how a real man carries himself, it ain't like this.

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#7
08-28-2017, 10:17 AM

Dad, get the hell out of here.

You win one match and all of a sudden you think you have some kind of super knowledge.

ONE MATCH. YOU'VE. WON. ONE. MATCH.

YOU'RE LIKE 1-240!

GO HOME.

KBAI.



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#8
08-28-2017, 10:23 AM

Clown issues challenge = Tatted up emo brat responds = Gangsta rap(p)er talks shit = Jesus or some shit = angry clown.

Fuckin' Hell, this should be good...

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#9
08-28-2017, 10:31 AM

(08-28-2017, 10:23 AM)JackCain Said: Clown issues challenge = Tatted up emo brat responds = Gangsta rap(p)er talks shit = Jesus or some shit = angry clown.

Fuckin' Hell, this should be good...

Eyyyy Jack Cain, my man!

How's the wife?

Oh..

Oh no..

Fuck..

Freudian slip..



WHO GOT MY HAPPY MEAL, COME ON Y'ALL, DAMN.



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#10
08-28-2017, 11:48 AM

(08-28-2017, 10:31 AM)The Jester™ - Cadryn Tiberius Said:
(08-28-2017, 10:23 AM)JackCain Said: Clown issues challenge = Tatted up emo brat responds = Gangsta rap(p)er talks shit = Jesus or some shit = angry clown.

Fuckin' Hell, this should be good...

Eyyyy Jack Cain, my man!

How's the wife?

Oh..

Oh no..

Fuck..

Freudian slip..



WHO GOT MY HAPPY MEAL, COME ON Y'ALL, DAMN.

The only reason I don't rip your balls off and use them as a car mirror ornament is because I think you're funnier with them attached.

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#11
08-28-2017, 12:14 PM

(08-28-2017, 10:23 AM)JackCain Said: Clown issues challenge = Tatted up emo brat responds = Gangsta rap(p)er talks shit = Jesus or some shit = angry clown.

Fuckin' Hell, this should be good...

This

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#12
08-28-2017, 12:45 PM

so this is how the inmates run the asylum

PROVE..ME..WRONG!!!!!
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#13
08-28-2017, 01:01 PM

Aw, Jack, that's not very nice.

Keep it up and I'll tell your wife...

Ah.

Well, shit.

Sinclair, can I help you?

You just go on back to the TV title bracket, I left you in the dust months ago, sugar.

Still waiting on that Happy Meal..



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#14
08-28-2017, 01:23 PM

(08-28-2017, 01:01 PM)The Jester™ - Cadryn Tiberius Said: Aw, Jack, that's not very nice.

Keep it up and I'll tell your wife...

Ah.

Well, shit.

Sinclair, can I help you?

You just go on back to the TV title bracket, I left you in the dust months ago, sugar.

Still waiting on that Happy Meal..

I was payin' you a compliment. There's not many men who's balls I leave attached. Still, you speak to my wife, at least ask her where the Hell she left the cat's litter try. Damn thing keeps shittin' on the carpet.

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#15
08-28-2017, 01:53 PM

Jack, youre okay in my book.

We need to have a beer one night.

You actually had the balls to stand toe to toe with me and I respect that.

You're good people.



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#16
08-28-2017, 04:45 PM

(08-28-2017, 01:01 PM)The Jester™ - Cadryn Tiberius Said: Aw, Jack, that's not very nice.

Keep it up and I'll tell your wife...

Ah.

Well, shit.

Sinclair, can I help you?

You just go on back to the TV title bracket, I left you in the dust months ago, sugar.

Still waiting on that Happy Meal..

How's "leaving me in the dust" going for you? I guess the XWF needs some jobbers

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#17
08-28-2017, 04:52 PM

Man you ain't lying.

How's that going for you?

Being a jibber or jobber or whatever the hell you said.

But, leaving you in the dust has been good.

I'll send you a post card from the top rung when I get there. It'll probably take a while, as I figure you'll keep falling backwards away from the post card.



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#18
08-28-2017, 04:56 PM

Oh man, you don't like me and I don't like me, but that was funny! I literally blew cherry hugs out of my nose!
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#19
08-28-2017, 05:01 PM

So uh, thanks, Mike..

Long time no see..

Sorry about your drink.

If you want I'll buy you another cherry hu...

YOU BEST GO ON WITH YOUR BULLSHIT MIKE..

GODDAMN NASTY ASS WITH YOUR CHILDRENS DRINKS AINT GOT BUT ZERO KIDS AND SHIT..

WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAD, YOU NEED JESUS..



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#20
08-28-2017, 07:25 PM

(08-28-2017, 08:50 AM)The Jester™ - Cadryn Tiberius Said: So, I need a win, cause I've let you assholes feel good about yourselves for long enough. If you think you actually beat me, you didn't. The Essence Of Excellence can't be beaten, it's pretty much impossible. I decided to be a nice guy, and let some of you scrubs get a few wins, but that's over now. I got shit on every time I turned around, including being fired for not defending a title that I never wanted to begin with. I'm not after the Hart Title, I'm after the Universal Title.

So who wants to step up to the plate?

Jimmy? You talk so much goddamn shit your mouth should just be a fucking toilet. Well, it is, for the rest of the hobo community I'm sure.

Chaos? I let you win last time, you want to add another loss or should I say like your 9th loss or some shit in a row?

Raven? Ah, actually, you know, you just leave me alone for while..

But you other dickless cunts are more than welcome to step up.

EXPEKT TO GET REKT.

"Cady I done already accepted a sixth match with you some time ago. The fuck's gonna happen if I accept again? Nothing? _Again_? You fear James Raven but you don't fear me? Oh, right...you let all of us win those matches. In my case it musta gotten monotonous af "givin' me" 4 victories and that draw stainin' your record as well. THIS time you'll have figured me out, am I right? Look bro...gay Cady, cuntry Cady, lap dog Cady...they all share one commonality: Cady. Get the point? You try that newfound killing with a smile shit on me in round six you're gonna be dyin' with that grin, pal."

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#21
08-28-2017, 07:37 PM

(08-28-2017, 07:25 PM)JimCaedus Said:
(08-28-2017, 08:50 AM)The Jester™ - Cadryn Tiberius Said: So, I need a win, cause I've let you assholes feel good about yourselves for long enough. If you think you actually beat me, you didn't. The Essence Of Excellence can't be beaten, it's pretty much impossible. I decided to be a nice guy, and let some of you scrubs get a few wins, but that's over now. I got shit on every time I turned around, including being fired for not defending a title that I never wanted to begin with. I'm not after the Hart Title, I'm after the Universal Title.

So who wants to step up to the plate?

Jimmy? You talk so much goddamn shit your mouth should just be a fucking toilet. Well, it is, for the rest of the hobo community I'm sure.

Chaos? I let you win last time, you want to add another loss or should I say like your 9th loss or some shit in a row?

Raven? Ah, actually, you know, you just leave me alone for while..

But you other dickless cunts are more than welcome to step up.

EXPEKT TO GET REKT.

"Cady I done already accepted a sixth match with you some time ago. The fuck's gonna happen if I accept again? Nothing? _Again_? You fear James Raven but you don't fear me? Oh, right...you let all of us win those matches. In my case it musta gotten monotonous af "givin' me" 4 victories and that draw stainin' your record as well. THIS time you'll have figured me out, am I right? Look bro...gay Cady, cuntry Cady, lap dog Cady...they all share one commonality: Cady. Get the point? You try that newfound killing with a smile shit on me in round six you're gonna be dyin' with that grin, pal."
Oh Jimmy, I've been waiting all day for you.

You're the motherfucker that's got my Happy Meal and you best believe I'm fittin' to get it back.

Call me the Hamburglar, nigga, cause I'm stealing your meat.

Fuck.

Why do my puns come out gay everytime?

And when did I start saying nigga?

Jeff?


Uh, you've got me dude. This whole day has been pretty brand new if I can be honest.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for Jeff for being fucking useless as always.

Anyways.

Caedus v Cadryn #6 - Let's do it..



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