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Diary of a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> .... Part 1
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Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#1
08-11-2017, 04:07 AM




(OOC: Bloody Sharon copyrighted the Ozzy version lol)



So here we are at Scully's flat. He lived here alone but being on your own wasn't too bad. It meant he could do whatever the fuck he wanted, he could tidy when he wanted, wash up when he felt like it and eat when he could be arsed. Some people might drink alcohol and get absolutely drunk whilst blasting music. Some people might smoke weed and chill on there Xbox. Some people might watch a film whilst eating garbage. Some men might just Wank over babestation or if you're a woman, finger blast yourself over fifty shades of grey. You might have a friend round or friends and do all this stuff together. It could also be lonely sometimes and a little boring. But Scully was on his own and it was something he was getting used to.

Scullys flat was very tidy in comparison to before when he lived in a shit tip. Guppy had installed confidence back into him, not only in the wrestling world but also real life. He sat in front of the TV flicking through the channels as he couldn't find anything he fancied. He turns to the TV off and thinks... Hmmmm... Scully decides to do a live stream on Periscope. He clicks on the app and presses the camera button on his phone before proceeding to select, GO LIVE! Scully looks into the lens as his audience immediately starts to grow. The stream automatically linked to the XWF site, Facebook and Twitter for all to see including his opponents, hopefully.

"Hey it's me... One half of the next reigning XWF Tag-Team Champions."

Scully pauses, leaving around a ten second gap, he grins before he simply says...

"Scully!

Isn't it funny that I was close to retirement and now I'm suddenly in a Tag-team Championship match? No, it's not funny, it's a fact. Even though people think I just did the retirement thing for attention when the truth be known I really was considering it. After all I wasn't enjoying it here, no offense. Then I cheated on my partner with some Korean chick, became a short term alcoholic, head butted my best mate.. Yeah some friend I am. Then got in my car whilst under the influence, pissed out of my face and went on a fun, dangerous police chase. Hey what's the problem? No one died. Spent the night in jail, luckily I have some dollar so bailed myself outta there. I confessed to Natalie, got told it was all over to my disappointment and had to leave her and my son behind. I admit it was all my own doing so I must live with the consequences or I could simply do something about it.

This whole tag-team scenario came along as I seen the XWF advertise it and thought let's give it a whirl, after all I am an accomplished tag team wrestler aswell as being good on my own of course.

Lets just remind you all that Scully and Maverick, the original Team defeated Gator and Justin Sane for the tag titles to everyone's suprise. Don't be surprised... When Scully is in the match.
Me and Chris Macbeth, The Union defeated Austin Fernando, did I say a swear word? And Luca Arzegotti who were the reigning Tag-Team Champions aswell as Fontanna and Surprise Partner (Mr. No Show) Travis McCoy and Mr. H, Marvelous Keith and Prince Richie. So yes that's four teams in total for the real out there.

My third Tag-Team reign was courtesy of helping that fattie who takes up the batty, Robbie Bourbon who came across the tag titles without actually winning them. He had to make up some imaginary friend called Arby Beef, it was so embarrassing I had to step in and pretend to be this hideous creature. Thankfully it was short lived as you so rightfully pointed out, D'ville.

Whilst I'm on the subject of Bourbon, I heard what you said that you made me tap? I was and it still took Fatass Robbie that long even with all that lard on me to get me to tap? I didn't tap to quit. No. I was swatting a fly that was buzzing around cuz of the smell of your B.O. I was simply putting the fly out of his misery, poor fly. So bellys gonna getcha, concentrate on ya own match!"


More followers and people began to watch. There comments and questions appeared on screen aswell as the thousands of hearts. Skull simply ignored it.

"Anyhoo, I have to give my props to my new Tag-Team partner, Guppy... We make Team 2.0. All those partners I previously mentioned, you have so far proven to me that I can actually rely on you. Don't get me wrong I still think the Batman costume is embarrasing and I wasn't happy the other day when you injected me without my permission so I'd go rape hunting with you in mode. No. But I see why you did and although I don't really remember much about it, it's cool. It's cool. I think I've been nice enough about you now, so get in ya BatJet and come see me.

Who would of thought it hey? Scully and Guppy, Team two point zero winning the Tag-Team tournament? What? You think it's a travesty? That's why Gaybe got his eye mashed like he was in a scene from See No Evil right? Don't be silly. This is reality.

When the first round came up and our opponents were named as Trax and Jim Caedus, we were already ruled out. Hey, didn't we stick your doubts up all your arses?! We beat them and all it took was a simple roll up, we didn't even have to perform the Plot Device. The greatest Tag-Team finisher since the Dooms day device. We actually perform it better, i mean look how Guppy flies through the air with his cape. Okay one more nice comment about the Gupster, that's all of it now before I puke.

Anyway the second round, we defeated Maddy and Engy. Unfortunately for them, they suffered the Plot Device as it was performed to perfection.. Twice. It was round two, so we thought let's do it again, let's do it twice.

The third round... XWFs so called Power Couple who decided to have a lovers tiff during the whole thing and yes, The Daddyfuckers also tried to beat us in the final round... And guess what? Scully and Guppy won. We beat the team of Chris Chaos and Jenny Myst who still sucks cock on the block. Aswell as Robbie Bourbon and Jack Cain in a triple threat tag match. We did that. I've already mentioned the fly swatting, no point repeating it and we won. We won. We fuckin' won.. Team won the final and everyone hates it?

Well not the fans, they love us but everyone else in the locker room can't believe it? Well you better believe it cuz it fuckin happened. Just like you better believe it that Team 2.0 are walking out of King of the Ring 2017 the NEW XWF Tag-Team Champions. Booooyaaaaa. "


Scully chuckles to himself and shakes his head.

"Don't know why I said that, the boooya, got a bit excited.
So the XWF's Tag-Team Champions, the Queens of the XWF think Team 2.0 are going to be an easy nights work? Get ya mouths off each other's cocks, wake the fuck up you turds.. This isn't a fluke, the tournament wasn't a fluke, it's Team time to shine. After King of the Ring, not only will we be known as the NEW XWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS of the world, we'll also have the coronation of King . Yep, you heard here first!

Me and Guppy are not delusional, we're here to take this opportunity and make sure our hard team work wasn't for nothing. Don't get me wrong I know you're the favourites and we're the underdogs but we like it that way cuz we're the ones who are unpredictable. Nothing changes no matter who we're against, the plan remains the same and that is... The Plot continues to move forward. The only fools around here are you guys, not us. We have this all figured out and when we win, you will bow down to us.

You also need to take note that we're going to be live in my home country. We're going to be live in London, England at Wembley. Been a few short years since my team, Aston Villa attending the FA Cup Final there to be smashed 4 nil by Arsenal. But that's not gonna happen to me or my partner, Parsh. The Scullanator and The Gupster have this sorted. The London fans will be cheering us on and we will be striving in it. Take it all in, we're coming for you...."


Scully finally reads some of the comments, some of them nice and some not so...

Jessica23 "You're gorgeous"

Greatness5 "Hey stop ignoring us."

LucyJuicy "Follow me and watch me squirt."

Jack43 "You're meant to speak to us, you ]

[B]" ? Hmmmmm I am the guy you love to hate. After all i did give Peter Gilmour his first XWF Universal Championship reign and I did lose the Xtreme title to Ghost Tank but hey it could have been worse, right? There's worse out there. But hey me and Gup have both beaten Vinnie Lane so ya know..
I know you like my side including you Theo. You the fans prefer the Scully don't ya? He's nice and happy, he makes you all laugh like idiots because he's an idiot, well I am sort of, I guess. You want him so bad? Guppy i took a plot device, sorry...
Here you go fuckers...."


Scully shrugs as he unzips the mens wash bag next to him and puts his hand inside, he begins to shuffle around inside. He pulls out the thing he was looking for.. The plot device. He holds the syringe full of funny coloured liquid and smirks. He sticks it straight into the side of his neck, ending the stream in the process and after a few seconds he passes out.....

Maybe next time Scully will actually not ignore the people on Periscope but I'm not so sure.

[i]A Couple of Hours Later..
Mode.


Alfie had parked up outside Scullys flat. He had come to pick his best mate up. Skull was going to have Aston for the day. Obviously cuz of his driving ban, Alfie kindly suggested that he'd pick him up and take him to his former home. Plus Natalie wanted Alfie with him as she still wasn't sure if Skull would go back to drugs and booze, so far though he had proved himself worthy. In fact this was the second time in a week he could have Aston, Natalie was impressed the other day when Scully collected their boy. So a second day in a week was arranged. Alfie walks up to the front and presses the number 2 buzzer for Scullys flat. No answer. Hmmmm. Alfie presses the buzzer again to no response..Alfie decides to walk round the side as Skulls living room window was there. Alfie covers the sides of his eyes and face, looking in the window. The blind wasn't shut properly and Alfie is shocked at what he sees....

Scully is stood up, boxers around his ankles, he has his erected penis held in his right hand, wanking hard.. Alfie doesn't know what to do, he quickly knocks the window to grab Skulls attention. Scully looks up seeing his friends face and immediately pulls his boxers up, awkwardly putting them over his wood. Instead of simply pressing the button to allow Alfie access, Scully opens his flat door and runs to the front communal door, opening it. Alfie bursts in and shuts the door behind them. Alfie can't help but look at the hardware in front of him.

"Scully quickly get in before one of your neighbours see you."

Scully hurrys through his flat door.. Alfie follows, shutting it behind them. Skull seemed a little odd to Alfie not to mention being caught in the act. Alfie follows Skull into the living room. He looks at the TV and a familiar face is paused on screen, it must be the female Scully was jerking too.


Alfie begins to laugh as Scully goes red in the face.

"Was you really masturbating to the pink power ranger?"

"Weell yea, she iz bootifull."

"Are you feeling okay? You're speaking funny."

"Y r u mockin' me? Itz not mi fullt!"


Alfie stops to think and looks around the living room, wondering what is up with Scully. Scully wasn't drunk, he couldn't be, Alfie thought, he hasn't seen much of Scully lately and he had only been watching highlights of XWF. Shame on him. Alfie notices the syringe on the table.

"Scully have you been taking drugs?"

"N O smells NO!"

"Then what was in that empty syringe on the table?"


Scully shrugs, "I dunno, I robbdid it"

"You stole it? From who? You been taking drugs aswell as stealing?"

"Drawgz r bad, if u don beleeve me, ask ya dad.
I tuck dem from...
Batman..."


"Batman? What are you on about? You mean Guppy Parsh? Your Tag-Team Partner."

"Mi tag partna is Batman. De Batman. Ya kno da one hoo fites Joe-ka. N pengwin.. .."

"That's Guppy..."

"Nah don be tarded, dats Batman. Guppie iz from wrasslin. He luks lyk Batman but it'z not pee-brain."


Whilst Scully was rambling on, Alfie was thinking. It suddenly comes to his head....

"You're again aren't You?"

"Well derrrrrrrrrrrr........"

"What we gonna do? I can't take you to pick your son up like this?!"

"Yea u can. Aston is mi bes fawend...."

"So whatever was in that syringe is making you ]

"Itz da speshall jewce!"

[lightblue]"I can see.... What's Natalie gonna say when she sees you like this?"


"Dat she missiz da speshall jewce?"

"Don't know about that!"


Scully chuckles to himself.

"Come on mate, follow me. Will have to think of something on the way over."

"Can I finnish mi strokee tym furrst?"

"No! Get dressed."


Scully folds his arms in a sulk as he puts on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt... Well on his head as he starts pulling silly faces and dancing like a monkey. Alfie raises his eyebrows although he was laughing inside. Skull puts his T-shirt on properly followed by his socks and trainers. Skull begins to tie them...

"Ya loup it, ya swoup it, ya paull."

Alfie shakes his head. What was he going to say to Natalie? She might not let Scully see Aston today now. They were going to find out...


To be continued......
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