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Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck
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#1
08-04-2017, 05:23 AM

We see Robbie Bourbon standing beside an enormous thing draped in a curtain. It seems like a plausible guess would be it's a monster truck, since it kind of has that shape and you clicked on a link saying "Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck". It is Robbie, it might be a trick, like a huge stack of scorpions in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of spiders in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of angry ticks and bees the shape of a monster truck, or a cardboard monster truck.

No tricks, ladies and gentlemen, we got a new Monster Truck. We will be unveiling it this Saturday at Savage.

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#2
08-04-2017, 05:25 AM

Robbie shrugs and pulls a rope connected to the curtain, unveiling it anyway.

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#3
08-29-2017, 08:26 PM

Holy crap!. exclaimed Cassidy as he was walking by getting a feel for the XWF environment. That's not a truck, it's a mobile diesel powered panty dropper. That must've set you back a million skins. Anyways, forgetting my manners, name's Cassidy, Cassidy Lane. He extends a friendly hand and a wears a warming smile.
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#4
08-30-2017, 06:06 AM

Hi.

Robbie shakes Cassidy's hand.

You related to Vinnie?

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#5
08-30-2017, 06:54 AM

Raises an eyebrow of confusion. Judging the attendance of the last Lane family reunion, I'm gonna say no. Although Gammy was upset that a lot of the family didn't show so I wouldn't know for sure, might have to do that ancestry thing. Anyways, nice to meet you sir, big fan. He continues to admire the 60 ton super cab before him.
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#6
08-30-2017, 07:10 AM

Well, thanks! As far as I'm concerned, there just aren't enough random fans wandering around where us wrestlers shoot promos and such. Good on you for getting past security!

Robbie notices Cassidy eyeing the massive vehicle.

Here, check this out!

Robbie climbs into the vehicle and pulls a cord. La Cucaracha blares at a decibel level so ridiculously high it actually frags the audio of the video itself for a moment. Robbie climbs out of the cab holding his ears and wincing.

Dammit! It was supposed to be reveille!

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#7
08-30-2017, 07:25 AM

JB stumbles onto the scene with ear mufflers...


Yo, how much it cost you Robbie?...

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#8
08-30-2017, 07:28 AM

What?

Robbie looks confusedly at John, his shoulders risen in a shrug, ears still ringing, shouting to hear himself.

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#9
08-30-2017, 07:36 AM

Shane arrives on the scene and starts moving his mouth silently, pointing and acting like he's accusing Robbie of something.

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#10
08-30-2017, 07:42 AM

I DIDN'T PARK IT HERE!

Robbie looks defensively at Shane.

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#11
08-30-2017, 07:57 AM

sweet ride Robbie, I hope you remembered to install a monster truck alarm on that thing

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#12
08-30-2017, 08:00 AM

You like Sapporo beer? questioned Cassidy as he attempts to understand Bourbon in his new found deafness.
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#13
08-30-2017, 08:02 AM

WHO ARE YOU?

Robbie hollers at Jean Baptiste as he pulls a glossy 8x10 out of the truck and signs it, handing it to Cassidy.

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#14
08-30-2017, 08:10 AM

you know who I am Robbie........

PROVE..ME..WRONG!!!!!
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#15
08-30-2017, 08:19 AM

[color=#DCDCDC]Nice, but I'm not just some fan boy Mr. Bourbon. I'm the newest addition to the roster. He looks at the photo with a puzzling look, almost cringing. I think you might wanna go through the stack and pull all of these out. Cassidy turns the photo to show Bourbon what appears to be an old submission to Playgirl. You know, I know a guy who takes great head shots, if you want, I could give you his number. He then takes out a photo and gives it to Bourbon.

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See.
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#16
08-30-2017, 08:19 AM

NO I DON'T WISH TO SWITCH PHONE CARRIERS!

Robbie closes the door to the truck as dozens of his Playgirl submission pics scatter in the breeze. He snags the headshot of Cassidy Lane, looks at it, rolls his eyes, and folds it up and puts it in his pocket.

I LIKE TINY DINOSAURS TOO!

Robbie walks off, nodding his head no, rubbing the sides of his head.

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#17
08-30-2017, 08:23 AM

To each his own.
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#18
08-30-2017, 08:23 AM

(off in the distances)

IM STEAL THE TRUCK ROBBIE!!!!!, SORRY THAT I HAVE TO!!!!!

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#19
08-30-2017, 10:17 AM

(08-30-2017, 08:23 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (off in the distances)

IM STEAL THE TRUCK ROBBIE!!!!!, SORRY THAT I HAVE TO!!!!!

You touch that truck and I'll reverse it over your fuckin' head

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#20
08-30-2017, 10:26 AM

(as jean power trots over the truck, he touches the tuck as he give jack cain the middle finger. then he opens the door, he laughs then starts it up, honks the horn and laughs his ass over and over as he give jack cain the finger again. then drives off/)

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#21
08-30-2017, 10:42 AM

Shane can't believe his eyes! Shane is seen yelling and screaming in complete silence, throwing a mute fit.

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#22
08-30-2017, 10:52 AM

All it needs is a bumper sticker with Calvin peeing on something

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#23
08-30-2017, 11:35 AM

(08-30-2017, 10:42 AM)Blackass Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Shane can't believe his eyes! Shane is seen yelling and screaming in complete silence, throwing a mute fit.

Cassidy sees this and goes to investigate when he is struck with an idea. He reaches into his pocket and does a makeshift mime job on 's face with some eyeliner. Eh, not the worst I've seen.
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#24
08-30-2017, 11:53 AM

(08-30-2017, 10:26 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (as jean power trots over the truck, he touches the tuck as he give jack cain the middle finger. then he opens the door, he laughs then starts it up, honks the horn and laughs his ass over and over as he give jack cain the finger again. then drives off/)

Congratulations on upgrading to "massive cunt" from "obnoxious cunt". Your non-existent fan base must be ecstatic. Here's to crashing into the nearest brick wall.

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#25
08-30-2017, 11:59 AM

Shane gets on his potato and calls in his helicopter to intercept the stolen truck. This would have been a great plan if Shane had finally started speaking so the helicopter driver man could hear him, and from there of course if potatoes could send the audio communication. Shane throws his potato at Cassidy's head.

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#26
08-30-2017, 12:07 PM

Why?!

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#27
08-31-2017, 11:14 AM

(Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.

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#28
08-31-2017, 11:40 AM

(08-31-2017, 11:14 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.

Like what? Pucker up round the tank and do some sucking like you do every Friday night?

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#29
08-31-2017, 12:41 PM

(08-31-2017, 11:40 AM)JackCain Said:
(08-31-2017, 11:14 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.

Like what? Pucker up round the tank and do some sucking like you do every Friday night?

I'm pretty sure he practices on the tailpipe

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#30
08-31-2017, 02:58 PM

It has to do with you Sinclair........just kidding

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#31
08-31-2017, 03:47 PM

(08-31-2017, 02:58 PM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: It has to do with you Sinclair........just kidding

Isn't that like the comeback equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?". Good one... just kidding

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#32
09-01-2017, 10:42 AM

(as jean walks off to hook the truck on the back of his truck, he blows a kiss gold dust style at Sinclair.)

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